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Now you guys will think I am barking mad.
2004-03-16, 3:24 AM #1
Okay being that I am a very observant person. Every time I am in a building I study each and every detail of every room. Well at school. at the back entrance. There's a solid brick wall. and I know that wall very well. Due to the fact I was leaning against it the other day. Today I came out of the back enterance. and on that brick wall was a door. That door was never there in the first place. and I don't think if they did construction to put it there. It would be finished in a day. It had a sign that looked like it was drawn by markers that said facualty on it. Any comments?

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2004-03-16, 3:35 AM #2
The fire exits are no longer just painted on..?

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2004-03-16, 3:37 AM #3
O_o

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2004-03-16, 3:57 AM #4
Well when I go out the back enterance again today I am going to open that door. and see whats, or if there is anything behind it. cause I swear that door was never there.

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2004-03-16, 4:00 AM #5
The simple explaination:

You are insane. Cope with it. If you can't there are several places willing to help you.

The more complicated explaination:

The Government has decided to make your school the next Area 51. That door was put in while no one was looking and spell cast on the enitire school to reguard it as having been there all along. Somehow you never got placed under the spell. I suggest you open the door and look. It probably lead to an elevator that goes underground several thousand feet to a highly technical oriented, state of the art laboratory, where they have several UFOs and the bodies of 6 dead aliens. If you're really lucky, you might meet up with a man in a black suit. Ask him some questions. He will lead you to a room. No one knows what happens in that room, because no one ever comes out. But, rumor has it that it leads to a better place.

There. I have explained the door.

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2004-03-16, 4:03 AM #6
It's simply a feature you hadn't noticed before, or you confused it with another wall. I do that all the time.


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2004-03-16, 4:19 AM #7
Walk through the door, Neo.

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2004-03-16, 4:24 AM #8
I think the reason is very obvious...

Casperhead, you are not a very oberservant person. You just think you are. If you really were observant, you would have noticed the door. Plain and simple.

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2004-03-16, 4:38 AM #9
I like Jin's reasoning.

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2004-03-16, 5:14 AM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
Walk through the door, Neo.

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Guess what I coulden't it was locked. Oh yeah I am not insane. But that door was never day I was leaning against the wall the other day and now theres a door right where I was leaning. I know my surrondings very well. To be Ironic the door had a poster on it that said "Don't do drugs" Third could people please stop trolling.



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2004-03-16, 5:19 AM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
... could people please stop trolling...
</font>

We're just making fun of your imcapabilities, not trolling.

And Jin wins.


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2004-03-16, 5:24 AM #12
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2004-03-16, 5:26 AM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gothicX:
Quote:
Originally posted by Casperhead:
... could people please stop trolling...
</font>

We're just making fun of your imcapabilities, not trolling.

And Jin wins.


[/B]

What do you call making fun of? I am so sick of this.... And no for crying out loud the door was not there. So anyone if you want to rant. then please stfu!



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2004-03-16, 5:30 AM #14
why did they let you back in?

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2004-03-16, 5:33 AM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
why did they let you back in?

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And why don't you keep your mouth shut?


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2004-03-16, 5:35 AM #16
Maybe you should shut your mouth and open your eyes, Casperhead.

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2004-03-16, 5:42 AM #17
No! I am sick of this! every thread one of you has to insult me.
Let me clear a few things up!
1.) I am not INSANE!!! I JUST LOST SOMEONE I LOVED AND NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO EVERY ONES BASHING!!!!
2.) I am very hothead when angered. I DONT NEED HELP!!!!!! IT GETS VERY IRRITATING LISTENING TO YOUR MOUTHS I HAVE GONE THROUGH ALOT OF TORMENT IN MY LIFE AND IT HURTS ME TO HEAR YOU PEOPLE SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!!! AND ITS VERY EASY TO BLOW UP!!!!
3.) I am a very bright person. Just because I have bad grammar does not me I am dumb.
4.) I get so sick of people telling me to "grow up" After all I have been through in life. There are alot of inmature things I want to do. but I control them.
That is all.

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2004-03-16, 5:43 AM #18
...Wow. This thread has certainly gone downhill.

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2004-03-16, 5:44 AM #19
Did any of you even hear a word I said?

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2004-03-16, 5:50 AM #20
Let me tell you I am going through very stressfull times. and when one of you makes a derogatory remark that is always the last straw.

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2004-03-16, 5:51 AM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
No! I am sick of this! every thread one of you has to insult me.
Let me clear a few things up!
1.) I am not INSANE!!! I JUST LOST SOMEONE I LOVED AND NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO EVERY ONES BASHING!!!!
2.) I am very hothead when angered. I DONT NEED HELP!!!!!! IT GETS VERY IRRITATING LISTENING TO YOUR MOUTHS I HAVE GONE THROUGH ALOT OF TORMENT IN MY LIFE AND IT HURTS ME TO HEAR YOU PEOPLE SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!!! AND ITS VERY EASY TO BLOW UP!!!!
3.) I am a very bright person. Just because I have bad grammar does not me I am dumb.
4.) I get so sick of people telling me to "grow up" After all I have been through in life. There are alot of inmature things I want to do. but I control them.
That is all.
</font>


1. No one cares. Get over it.
2. If you don't like it, then don't come here. No one is making you stay. If you don't like it when people speak their minds to you, well then you're not going to get very far in life.
3. Your spelling is pretty poor, too. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
4. You control your immature urges, eh? Then what's with all the immature outbursts you make on all your threads? Hrm.. I don't see much control at all.
That is all.

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2004-03-16, 5:51 AM #22
Remember: Slit up, not across.

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2004-03-16, 5:53 AM #23
Heard? No. Read? Yes. Care? No.

See, you're thinking of this as though we're actually insulting you. The situation presently hasn't got a single insult placed. Nobody flamed you, and nobody even remotely put forward a personal attack. In fact, MY POST was the only one that I could see as being offensive. The problem is, you've posted now two threads that are equally unimportant to any of us. Both looked as though they could be jokes, and so they recieved joke responses.

This is a forum human torch, so flame off.

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2004-03-16, 5:56 AM #24
Bark!

>.>
<.<

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2004-03-16, 5:56 AM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
1. No one cares. Get over it.
2. If you don't like it, then don't come here. No one is making you stay. If you don't like it when people speak their minds to you, well then you're not going to get very far in life.
3. Your spelling is pretty poor, too. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
4. You control your immature urges, eh? Then what's with all the immature outbursts you make on all your threads? Hrm.. I don't see much control at all.
That is all.

</font>


STFU!!!!!!!!!! Did your mother just die? No. Did your soul mate just get run over by a car.? NO! Did you just get a virus on your computer? NO! Did you just get a death threat from someone you don't even know? NO!!!!!!!!!! Did you just get diagnosed with lakimia HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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2004-03-16, 5:58 AM #26
If you had been diagnosed with Lukemia, you'd be a bit more somber methinks. Quit trying to ride on the coattails of MaDa and Snake. The fact of the matter is you are a proven troll, and you've not bettered yourself much since the ban list was lifted. Way to go you. Good luck with that whole computer virus thing.

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2004-03-16, 5:58 AM #27
OH YES DID ANY OF YOU HAVE SOMEONE TRY TO FRAME YOU? Recently HELLL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2004-03-16, 5:59 AM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
If you had been diagnosed with Lukemia, you'd be a bit more somber methinks. Quit trying to ride on the coattails of MaDa and Snake. The fact of the matter is you are a proven troll, and you've not bettered yourself much since the ban list was lifted. Way to go you. Good luck with that whole computer virus thing.

</font>


OH SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2004-03-16, 6:00 AM #29
Chill out. You're not going to get anybody to stop posting contradictory statements by forcing childish reactions down their throats. I apologize for not instantaneously believing that the sky is falling.

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2004-03-16, 6:01 AM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
STFU!!!!!!!!!! Did your mother just die? No. Did your soul mate just get run over by a car.? NO! Did you just get a virus on your computer? NO! Did you just get a death threat from someone you don't even know? NO!!!!!!!!!! Did you just get diagnosed with lakimia HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </font>


And I suppose all that just happened to you? Riiight... It'd be more believable if you spelt leukemia right. And why anyone would ever consider a computer virus as serious as their mother dieing is beyond me.

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2004-03-16, 6:02 AM #31
I don't suppose you found a Handbook for the Recently Deceased anywhere by the door, perchance?

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2004-03-16, 6:02 AM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
And I suppose all that just happened to you? Riiight... It'd be more believable if you spelt leukemia right. And why anyone would ever consider a computer virus as serious as their mother dieing is beyond me.

</font>


*note: even I misspelled it, so that wasn't meant to inslut you Casper.

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2004-03-16, 6:02 AM #33
You're being incredibly nice again, Casper. maybe they'll be so kind to ban you this time.

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2004-03-16, 6:03 AM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
I don't suppose you found a Handbook for the Recently Deceased anywhere by the door, perchance?

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Draw a door. Knock three times, and enter.

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2004-03-16, 6:03 AM #35
DONT ANY OF YOU ****ING GIVE A ****ING **** I DONT ****ING CARE IF I CANT ****ING SPELL YOU HAVE JUST ****ING PUSHED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WOLFY CHANGE YOUR ****ING SIG!!!!!!!!!!

YES YOU HAVE FLAMED ME!!!!!!!

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2004-03-16, 6:04 AM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
DONT ANY OF YOU ****ING GIVE A ****ING **** I DONT ****ING CARE IF I CANT ****ING SPELL YOU HAVE JUST ****ING PUSHED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WOLFY CHANGE YOUR ****ING SIG!!!!!!!!!!

YES YOU HAVE FLAMED ME!!!!!!!

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2004-03-16, 6:05 AM #37
umm... settle down their fella, your gonna strain something.

you have taken this thread WAY off topic here, by your actions, not anyone elses, you flying offthe handel there.

if these ppl died on you and you are diagnosed with something like lakima (gah, i can't spell) maybe you should be doing somehting like getting some anger/greif managment rather then taking anger out on ppl on the forums you visit.

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2004-03-16, 6:05 AM #38
NO I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT I HAVE IGNORED IT LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! EVERY TIME I POST SOMETHING SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY TO ME!!!

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2004-03-16, 6:06 AM #39
Or just start acting mature. Because if you start to act like this without a single reason except for your own imaginations, you're pretty childish.

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2004-03-16, 6:07 AM #40
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
The simple explaination:

You are insane. Cope with it. If you can't there are several places willing to help you.


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What do you call that!?
That is flaming in my book.

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