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Massassi Cookbook, Chapter 1....
2004-03-14, 2:46 PM #1
The name of the game is easy: post your favourite recipes!

This recipe is one my wife and I found a month or two ago and absolutely love:

Deep-dish Chicken Pie

Ingredients

60g butter
1 small onion, finely chopped
125g button mushrooms, halved
1/4 cup plain flour
1 1/2 cups chicken stock
1/2 cup cream
2 cups chopped COOKED chicken, skin removed
1 sheet puff pastry
Pepper
beaten egg, for glazing

1. Heat the butter in a pan and gently cook onion until soft and golden. Add mushrooms and cook, stirring, for another 3-4 minutes

2. Sprinkle flour in and stir. Slowly add the chicken stock and stir until sauce boils and thickens. Mix in cream and chicken and season with pepper.

3. Spoon mixture into a greased, deep, 6-cup capacity casserole or soufflé dish. Cut a circle of pastry the same size as the dish and place over filling. Decorate top of pastry as you see fit. Brush top all over with beaten egg and bake in oven at 200 Celsius for 20-25 minutes or until pastry is golden.
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This is just so damn tasty. We just eat it straight from the dish, breaking off the pastry to dip into the mixture. Mmmmmm. The original recipe included celery but bleh, we leave it out.


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2004-03-14, 2:51 PM #2
WATER

1 cup of water.

for more water you can double the recipe.

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2004-03-14, 2:51 PM #3
Anyone know a recipie for soul and elbow soup? :P

Ermm...

Lemon Tea:

1/2 of a 1/2 of lemon.
Hot water.
Mug.
Add lemon to hot water. Enjoy. :P
Also works with cold water too.



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2004-03-14, 2:53 PM #4
Ramen Noodles.

1. Open ramen noodles package.

2. Realize that it involves boiling water.

3. Eat ramen noodles plain.

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2004-03-14, 2:57 PM #5
I always do that. I want Ramen, then I open the package, and I reallllllly don't feel like boiling the water.

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2004-03-14, 2:58 PM #6
Hash Brown Caserole:
32 oz pkg frozen hashbrowns thawed
1/2 cup butter or margine melted
1/4 cup chopped onions
1 can of cream of chicken soup- undiluted
8 oz sour cream (1 cup)
1-3 cups of shredded cheddar cheese (More if you want [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] )
1 can of mushroom peices
2 cups of cornflakes (use as a crust)
1/4 cup butter or margine


Combine first 7 ingredients. stir well and spoon into greased cassarole dish. Crush cereal and stir in 1/2 cup melted butter. Sprinkle over mixture. Bake @ 350 degrees F for approximatly 30 minutes, or until golden brown.

An amazing dish that is VERY flexable. More cheese and mushrooms is always good. Also use celery or carrots if you want. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-03-14, 2:59 PM #7
I am incompatible with recipes that reference measurements in grams. Could you convert that to grains per furlong?
2004-03-14, 3:19 PM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by siliconcowboy:
Ramen Noodles.

1. Open ramen noodles package.

2. Realize that it involves boiling water.

3. Eat ramen noodles plain.

</font>


You know, you can just put cold water in it and microwave it.


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2004-03-14, 3:22 PM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
You know, you can just put cold water in it and microwave it.


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The correct term is "Nuke it."

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2004-03-14, 3:29 PM #10
Here's a soup i make every once and awhile
(little notes made by me are in italics)

Potato and Sausage Soup

Yield: 4 to 6 servings


6 to 8 Yukon gold potatoes (or 4 large baking potatoes, like russets), peeled and diced into 1-inch pieces
4 cups chicken stock
2 pounds hot sausage, out of the casing
1 1/2 cups diced onion
1 3/4 cups finely diced celery
4 ounces butter (NOT needed)
1 quart heavy whipping cream (Half&half or whole milk can be used, infact i never use the cream)
3 or 4 tablespoons balsamic vinegar (white or dark)
1 tablespoon vanilla
4 tablespoons finely chopped flat-leaf parsley
Salt and pepper, to taste

To a large stock pot, add potatoes and chicken stock. Bring to a simmer and cook until potatoes are fork tender, about 20 minutes.

To a saute pan over medium heat, add sausage and chopped onion in pan and saute until completely cooked. Drain sausage mixture, add celery, and saute a few additional minutes. Add sausage mixture to stockpot with butter. Add cream and extra broth if needed. Add vinegar, vanilla, and parsley at end of cooking. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper.


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2004-03-14, 3:38 PM #11
We should compile these results onto a nice PDF file and put it up for download.

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2004-03-14, 4:08 PM #12
Take 2 cogs, one 3do, and a tablespoon of dflt texture. Mix well with your cleaving tool. Pour it into a greased pan and bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.

Let it cool and you have... a waste of time and a really crappy level.
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2004-03-14, 4:13 PM #13
3 eggs, a dash of garlic salt and salt and pepper, shredded cheddar cheese all beated up and scrambled in a hot pan.

Good scrambled eggs.
2004-03-14, 4:13 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MikeC:
Take 2 cogs, one 3do, and a tablespoon of dflt texture. Mix well with your cleaving tool. Pour it into a greased pan and bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.

Let it cool and you have... a waste of time and a really crappy level.
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2004-03-14, 5:36 PM #15
Sesame Chicken:
cut breasts down to small cubes (duh) and marinade for 1.5-2 hours in
white grape juice or white wine (dry sherry would work, i guess)
soya sauce
brown sugar
sesame seeds (duh)
maybe a bit of sesame oil if you'd like; it adds a depth of flavour
onion
ground ginger (fresh doesn't work very well in a marinade, IMO)
fresh mint (maybe chives as well)
i'm not sure on the amounts because i usually cook by feel not by scientific sizes
but i would guess around 2 - 2.5cups of grape juice for four chicken breasts (serves 6-8 ?)

after marinading (sp?) lightly dredge the chicken in flour and toss it in the deep fryer. mmm tasty (=
you could try thickening the marinade in a sauce pan or just use sweet & sour sauce.

serve with a lotta rice and a tasty veggie stirfry (cabbage is your friend so are rice noodles!)

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2004-03-14, 5:46 PM #16
BBQ chip chicken

boneless skineless chicken thighs
broken or crushed BBQ chips
1 egg
cup of milk

stir egg amd milk together in small bowl
put chicken in egg wash (that's what it's called)
put chicken in crushed BBQ chips to coat them with it

put in oven at 350°F for 30 minutes or until done.

mmmmmmm...

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2004-03-14, 6:15 PM #17
Coffee Punch

5 spoons coffee
5 spoons sugar (more sugar than coffee prefered)
3 spoons vanilla

put about a half a cup of hot water in and wait for two minutes for disolvness.
stir up remaining.
fill up with milk until light brown

GOOD STUFF. family recipe


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2004-03-14, 6:37 PM #18
Lasagna

Lasagna noodles
Tomatoe Sauce
Ricotta Cheese
Mozarella Cheese
Parmesan Cheese
Spicy Italian Sausage

Brown the sausage and boil the noodles
1 layer of noodles followed by ricotta cheese, sausage, the tomatoe sauce, repeat
Add one more layer of noodles, sauce then cover with shredded mozarella and parmesan
Cover with foil and bake at 375 F for 30-45 minutes
Remove foil for another 15 minutes or so

Serve with garlic brad and green salad and you're all set

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2004-03-14, 6:44 PM #19
A recipe of my own devising:

No-Work Pizza

Ingredients

1 House
1 Phonebook
1 Phone

1. Sit gently in your house.

2. Use phonebook to find number of local Pizza place that delivers to your house.

3. Call Pizza place and order a pizza for delivery.

4. Return to sitting gently in house for approximately 20-40 minutes.

5. When door makes loud banging sound, open it. A man will be there with a pizza. You must quickly take the pizza and slam the door, otherwise he may accost you and attempt to take money from you.

6. Lock door and enjoy your pizza.
2004-03-15, 5:35 AM #20
Whew, what a relief.

I thought that this would be a massassi spin-off of the infamous Anarchist's cookbook. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-15, 5:38 AM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
A recipe of my own devising:

No-Work Pizza

Ingredients

1 House
1 Phonebook
1 Phone

1. Sit gently in your house.

2. Use phonebook to find number of local Pizza place that delivers to your house.

3. Call Pizza place and order a pizza for delivery.

4. Return to sitting gently in house for approximately 20-40 minutes.

5. When door makes loud banging sound, open it. A man will be there with a pizza. You must quickly take the pizza and slam the door, otherwise he may accost you and attempt to take money from you.

6. Lock door and enjoy your pizza.</font>


7. When finished with pizza place empty box in bin.

8. Hear another loud knock at door, open it.

9. Allow nice Police officer to place metal rings around wrists and escort you to local free accommodation.

10. Realize free accommodation isn't actually free and pay charges and pizza bill.


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2004-03-15, 5:47 AM #22
11. Install Linux

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2004-03-15, 5:53 AM #23
12. Get back on topic
2004-03-15, 6:15 AM #24
Cheese Sauce:

Ingredients
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Flour
Butter
Milk
Grated cheese

Method
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1. Put roughly equal amounts of butter and flour in a sauce pan and stir while heating.
2. Once all the flour has been soaked up into the butter it should look like a wet yellow solidy thing... That's a good thing.
3. Add milk slowly, a half-glass or so at a time, stirring until it is completely absorbed before adding more.
4. Add grated cheese.
5. Add milk or grated cheese to thin or thicken the sauce [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

Works well with pasta and not with kebabs.

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2004-03-15, 6:56 AM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
You know, you can just put cold water in it and microwave it.


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for 2 minutes and 30 seconds [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] sometimes 45 seconds

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2004-03-15, 7:41 AM #26
For a delicious sandwich:

Get two pieces of bread. On one, spread marmite. On the other, spread sambal oelek (hot pepper paste). Between these, place several slices of salami (preferably Danish salami), and onions.

For delicious noodles:

Make any sort of noodles. Add enough sambal oelek to affect the overall colour of the noodles when it's mixed together. Add lots of garlic (about 4 cloves per serving). Mix. Eat. Experience painful tingling sensation in your mouth and throat. Rejoice.

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2004-03-15, 7:54 AM #27
Gratin Dauphinois

(Scalloped potatoes with cheese... yum)

  • 1 garlic clove, halved
  • Cooking spray
  • 6 peeled red potatoes, cut into 1/4" slices (about 2 pounds)
  • 2 tbl. butter, melted
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1/8 tsp. black pepper
  • 1/2 cup shredded gruyere cheese
  • 1 cup skim milk


  1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees
  2. Rub an 11x7" baking dish with cut sides of garlic. Coat dish with cooking spray. Discard garlic.
  3. Arrange 1/2 potatoes in dish, drizzle with 1/2 butter. Sprinkled with 1/2 of salt and pepper, and top with 1/2 of cheese. Repeat layers.
  4. Bring milk to boil over low heat in small saucepan, pour over potato mixture. Bake 40 min. or until tender. (7 servings)
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2004-03-15, 9:30 AM #28
1: Take an elbow

2: Realize you don't want to waste time cooking it

3: Eat raw.

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2004-03-15, 9:36 AM #29
El Capitan Waffles

1. Purchase a box of Eggo Waffles
2. Take two waffles, and place in toaster
3. Wait 3-5 minutes
4. Take out of toaster and place on plate
5. Add syrup, butter, and any other stuff you want
6. Realize these are just plain Eggo Waffles
7. Be really pissed off
8. Sleep

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2004-03-15, 9:48 AM #30
9. Wake up at 3:30 AM to vomit waffle chunks.

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2004-03-15, 9:51 AM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mystic0:
9. Wake up at 3:30 AM to vomit waffle chunks.

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Yum.

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2004-03-15, 10:05 AM #32
But Eggo waffles are good. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]
2004-03-15, 10:06 AM #33
I agree. I eat them every morning with the goddess of all syrups: MRS. BUTTERWORTH!!!

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2004-03-15, 10:07 AM #34
No fourwood, you only THINK they're good, but they're not, they're EVIL! I know for a fact, I was attacked by one.

But if you mean taste...

Yummy!

What the frick, how many times do I have to edit this message?!

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2004-03-15, 10:37 AM #35
MentatMM's "1337" Tuna Fish

Ingredients:

tuna fish (bagged)
salad dressing (fat free)
grated cheddar cheese (fat free)
eggs (organic)
onion (organic)
pickels (organic)
celery (organic)
black olives (organic)

Instructions:

01. Boil eggs.
02. Cut up onions, pickels, celery, black olives, and eggs.
03. Place bag(s) of tuna fish in to a mixing bowl (keep in mind the mass of all ingredients when choosing the bowl).
04. Drop in grated cheddar cheese, onions, pickels, celery, black olives, and eggs.
05. Add salad dressing (trial and error).
06. Mix entire contents until every atom within the bowl is lightly covered with salad dressing.

You may now scoop up this delicious goodness and spread it on to some bread (wheat or something equally healthier than white). Enjoy.


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2004-03-15, 5:30 PM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bobafett765:
I agree. I eat them every morning with the goddess of all syrups: MRS. BUTTERWORTH!!!

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Speaking of Mrs. Butterworth.. I was playing D&D the other day, and one guy wanted pancakes for breakfast. Alas, we had no pancake mix. So he asked the DM if Mrs. Butterworth was around. She (DM) said that if he rolled a 20 on a d20, she'd appear and give us all free pancakes.

We all got free pancakes. Then got slain by a dragon... But we still got pancakes!

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2004-03-15, 9:04 PM #37
You all who can't cook are missing out on a lot. Home cooked is nearly always better than not. Plus, chics love a guy who can cook. I know this from experience [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-16, 9:03 AM #38
Toast.

Ingredients:
- one (1) slice of bread.

Method:
- put slice of bread in toaster.
- heat.
- consume.

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2004-03-16, 9:23 AM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Butterscotch Explodecake
Ingredients:

2 cups wheat flour
2 tbl. brown sugar
3 oz. refined weapons-grade plutonium
12 oz. Butterscotch cake mix
2 lbs. Composition 4 plastique explosive
1 egg

The problem most novice chefs have with desserts of this type is, of course, the radioactivity of the ingredients. But with a few precautions there's no reason this tasty cake should lead to the sterilization and brain cancer that so many of my recipes do.

So with safety in mind, step one is to give the 3 oz. of plutonium a nice coating of the C4, then pack the ball inside a spherical titanium blast core. If you don't have access to a titanium core, you can make one out of crushed grahm crackers by simply rolling them, then compressing them with your hands or a rolling pin until they are the same density as titanium. If you don't have access to weapons-grade plutonium, try substituting a mixture of Velveeta cheese, Spam shavings, and two teaspoons of Ms. Dash.

Once you have your core, (I hope you remembered to keep the isotope behind the fluid-filled lead radiation barriers, or else you will have received several lethal doses of radiation by now), prepare the cake mix per instructions. Pour it around your core and pop it into a 325 degree oven for 30 minutes. Watch the cooking closely: if you remove it from the heat too quickly, the interior of the cake will be sticky. If you leave it in for even one second too long, the plutonium will reach critical mass and the resulting 30-kiloton explosion will vaporize the city.

While the cake is still warm, sprinkle the brown sugar over the top as a garnish. You're done! The finished product should be very fluffy and moist, with a potential blast radius easily 1,000,000 times greater than other store-bought desserts. Your dinner guests' delight will be matched only by the terror felt by the world leaders as you unveil a treat capable of wreaking unspeakable destruction, turning the land into a blackened radioactive Hell if every knee doesn't bow to your evil demands.

It's also low in fat.</font>


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2004-03-16, 10:00 AM #40
Chocolate Macaroons

2 cups dry oats - the quick-cook stuff works best ( the stuff you boil to make oatmeal with milk :P )
1/3 cup milk
20 hersheys kisses (anywhere from 10-20 really, the more chocolate you put, the better they solidify later)
1 tbsp sugar
(1/2 cup coconut if you desire)

Method:
1. in a sauce pot (preferably teflon, one without a textured pattern on the inside) put the milk, sugar, and the chocolate, and mix it up over until its all melty and nice and chocolatey

2. mix up the coconut (if you have it on hand) with the dry oatmeal in a separate bowl till you can get even samples

3. dump that bowl into the chocolatey mixture mix it up until all the coconut+oatmeal is mixed in teh chocolate

if it looks like theres not enough chocolatey syrup stuff and lots of the oatmeal is left dry and uncovered by it, add a minutte amount of milk and put some more chocolate into it and mix.

remember: try to reduce the cooking time of the actual oats for as little as possible, you dont want it to turn squeeshy like it does when you make porper oatmeal

5. with a hot wet spoon, spoon out little mounds and put them on a cookiesheet or tray

refridgerate n serve :P mmm nummy [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

if you dont have oats, maybe you can try this recipe wiht cherios, or rice crispies. anything with a slight crunch works really [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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