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Girls = Evil ?
2004-03-15, 12:14 PM #1
A while back on Massassi someone posted an equation that proved girls = evil. I thought it was hilarious, but never really copied it down. Does anyone have it, and if so, would they post it? You'll get +1 to your total posts if you do.

And just increase this isn't enough of a worthwhile topic, post what the temperature is where you are.

82ºF - Boca Raton, Florida

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2004-03-15, 12:16 PM #2
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2004-03-15, 12:16 PM #3
Ironicly, I asked a girl out today..
31ºF Eveleth, Minnesota

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2004-03-15, 12:18 PM #4
about 6ºC Bedfordshire, UK

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2004-03-15, 12:19 PM #5
~70ºF - Louisville, Ky

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2004-03-15, 12:21 PM #6
Nice and warm in my room in Durham, UK

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2004-03-15, 12:37 PM #7
Hilarious equation.

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2004-03-15, 12:46 PM #8
~70ºF AL

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2004-03-15, 12:48 PM #9
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2004-03-15, 12:50 PM #10
Cold and damp. Washington.

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2004-03-15, 1:22 PM #11
In reply to the formula:

Most common mistake in the world (more common than stubbing one's toe): Money is NOT the root of all evil... the love of money is the root of all evil.
Of course, if it was intended to be funny and sarcastic, so it doesn't matter. I thought it was funny.

P.S. Most girls from Europe (or is it just Germany?) pay for themselves, so they're only the sqaure root of evil.

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2004-03-15, 1:38 PM #12
Thank you very much TimeWolf.

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2004-03-15, 1:43 PM #13
According to SmarterChild, it's 280K in Columbia, MO.

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2004-03-15, 1:48 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chuck:
In reply to the formula:

Most common mistake in the world (more common than stubbing one's toe): Money is NOT the root of all evil... the love of money is the root of all evil.
Of course, if it was intended to be funny and sarcastic, so it doesn't matter. I thought it was funny.

P.S. Most girls from Europe (or is it just Germany?) pay for themselves, so they're only the sqaure root of evil.

</font>


Well, you could pull the strings and say that since you love a girl (I hope), and you love money, by transitive love of girls = blah blah yeah.

I had this in my signature for the longest time :-D

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2004-03-15, 2:22 PM #15
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2004-03-15, 2:34 PM #16
It was in the 80s F here today. Warm for this time of year.

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2004-03-15, 2:44 PM #17
Friday - 60 F
Saturday - 65 F
Sunday - 70 F
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2004-03-15, 2:57 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
It was in the 80s F here today. Warm for this time of year.

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Yes, Avenger and I are sharing some unusually hot California weather. I like it. (especially since I'm in swimming.)

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2004-03-15, 3:41 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chuck:
Money is NOT the root of all evil... the love of money is the root of all evil.

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Lack of Money is the root of all evil.



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2004-03-15, 4:12 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Friday - 60 F
Saturday - 65 F
Sunday - 70 F
Monday - Snowing all day

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2004-03-15, 4:22 PM #21
San Diego, CA
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Humidity: 83%
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Wind: E @ 6 MPH


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2004-03-15, 4:25 PM #22
I keep on thinking people are off-topic. Then I remember that there are 2 topics. Is this post off-topic?

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2004-03-15, 5:56 PM #23
64 degrees - Cantonment, FL

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2004-03-15, 7:41 PM #24
525.87 rankine in Wonthaggi, Australia.

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2004-03-15, 7:51 PM #25
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2004-03-15, 10:46 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chuck:
P.S. Most girls from Europe (or is it just Germany?) pay for themselves, so they're only the sqaure root of evil.

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Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. HA. No.

It's +4 degrees Celsius here in a Helsinki suburb in Finland.

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2004-03-16, 1:56 AM #27
28 C in Bendigo, Australia.

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2004-03-16, 2:21 AM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:


It's +4 degrees Celsius here in a Helsinki suburb in Finland.

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I'm reading a Bond book : Icebreaker, that features Helsinki as a main place, anyhow it's 30 degrees Fariegheit in Chicago Illinois


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2004-03-16, 9:54 AM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chuck:
P.S. Most girls from Europe (or is it just Germany?) pay for themselves, so they're only the sqaure root of evil.

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Dude, have you ever SEEN Europe? These women can make grown men CRY with the powers of spending!


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2004-03-16, 3:03 PM #30
this is the one i rember being posted and i think it's better than the other one

kyle90-
If you take the word "love" and flip is backwards, you get "evol", which is 75% of "evil". Since you flipped it around before, you now flip the percentage around, making it 57%. Therefore, love is 57% evil. Congrats for getting in the other 43%.



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2004-03-17, 5:46 AM #31
Actually, it's the /love/ of money is the root of /all kinds of/ evil, this doesn't say to me that the love of money is the root of all evil, but that it certainly causes a lot of kinds of evil..

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2004-03-17, 7:14 AM #32
-4°C waterloo, ontario, canada

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2004-03-17, 1:25 PM #33
Yell at me if I'm wrong, but AZ (where I's lives) was cookin upto 95 the other day...

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