I was directed here by my roommate. So I decided to check things out. This place scares me, but I am posting against my better judgment. In conclusion, you should listen to your cable guy.

Welcome to Massassi

You have every reason to be afraid.

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Some people are like Slinkies.... not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

Welcome.

Run away! Now! While you still can.


...You're still here? Don't say I didn't warn you.

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WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUT!!!

Well, we already got your soul when you registered, so there's really nothing left to lose by staying... except your SANITY!!!



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Please frame your insults in the form of a question.

NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111shiftone

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Fight the future.

hi. hope you like it here, there are a lot of good people.

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gree gree.

Welcome! This is truely a wonderful comminity. Does your roomate post here?

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Mystic0 Editing Resources
Mystic0 Forum
The Massassi Post Count Summary(link works now)

I'm his roommate, I've been lurking here since 2000. I just registered this year, and never made an I'm new post, so consider this mine too.

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Some people are like Slinkies.... not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

Or attack you because of confusion.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited December 10, 2003).]

You know Massassi seem to has the coolest greeting party. They're just so different from those simple "Hello", "Hi", and "Welcome" I see from other forums.
Welcome to Massassi.

"Hello mortal, welcome to... The Massassi Temple! Your soul has been eternaly traped here within these walls. Have fun, for you have just entered you own hell!"

*evil menacing laugh*

Meh, welcome dude, try some delicious JK cookies. Or try the JO Cocktail, maybe some JA Wisky?

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Colin

Welcome aboard, matey.

Arrr.

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

Hey. That's my JA wisky. Don't touch

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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all your soul are belong to us!

sorry, couldn't help myself.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
alpha1: winner of the 2003 tfti award.

welcome!

Don't worry about some of the people here...they bark louder than they bite

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If there is a 50% chance that you are going to be right, there is a 90% chance that you will choose the wrong one ~SithNazgul, the 50-50-90 rule

Check out NeSquared over at the Interactive Storyboard!

(HAH, BEAT YA TO IT GEB!)

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...

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My Daily Ramblings
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

"This place scares me, but I am posting against my better judgment."

He sounds like a regular already.

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"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints." - Il Duce, The Boondock Saints

Here we go again.

"Welcome to the Massassi Temple, a strange, and delightful place. I am your offical tour guide, and as such, please follow me through out the tour.

As we enter the Great Hall, leave your soul at the door, wash your hands, and place your elbo in that small hole in the wall . Now follow me to the feast. It is unusually quiet tonight, for our sorro abounds, but we are glad you are here. As you come in, bow to the table of Admins at the head, and find your place amoung the great feast.

There are 4 main tables; Old Timer, Lerker, Regular, and newbie. Please seat your self accordingly. Tonight i believe thay are serving elbo... er...

Additional, dont eat the cookies, thay are as trofies and are to be placed infront of you. And dont eat the crackers over there, thay are stale. REad the rules you agreed to when you signed up, thay keep our coomunity going in a ordally fashon, and thay are strictly inforced. Thankyou and welcome to the massassi temple"

*read my sig *

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Smithers...weve got another soul aboard.

Heheheh...
hi and welcome to massassi. Dont worry were not that scary.

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Here Ociffer, hold my beer while i look for my license.
*Remnant Temple beta taking a bit longer than planned but ill get it done*
Light And Darkness

Curse you CoolMatty!!!!

With that said, listen to him

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Check out the following stories over at the Interactive Story Board:
The Never-ending Story Thread or visit the new webcomic version!
The Vision Cycle series
Featured Story: Dead

Watch out for the killer potatoes, and the Massassi Brute Squad.

welcome to the family

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One ring to rule them all. One to find them. One ring ti bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Welcome to Massassi! Enjoy your stay.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

Welcome to Massassi



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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

there's no escape for you now

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---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.

Just watch out for the elbow eating Massassians. They take your elbow off before you know it. Crikey, there goes one now. Let's chase after it and poke it with a stick.
/chases after elbow eating Massassian

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This post was proudly brought to you by KegZ™

Eh, guys, the SoulBox is getting kinda.. cramped.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Sure is a lot of new faces on the forums these days. Welcome.

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You underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

DSettahr's Homepage

Welcome to Massassi

General guidelines/warnings section:
The easy way to survive at Massassi -(just generally, the guidelines of "Gremlins" springs to mind...)

1.) Don't expose Massassians to bright light --- MAJOR health warning there - we don't react well to sunlight!! -- Especially the coggers - they're best left in their own small cave, and treated like hermits... .

2.) Don't feed anything after midnight (regardless of timezone) - especially waffles to Mikeyman!! . And mind your elbo... ohh - too late - nevermind... *shrugs*

3.) Equally, any sort of concept of "life" you had previously, now no longer exists. It may have been nice knowing it (briefly), but given time, you won't miss your "life". Not in the slightest . Also, don't try to escape. Resistance truly is futile - even the great Brian couldn't resist having his soul owned twice.... Such is the allure and temptation of Massassi...

But other than that, "Welcome to Massassi!!!" - once a Massassian, always a Massassian (and gothicX - quit complaining - we've got a lifetime's supply of n00bs to initiate and "0wn" yet )

-Jackpot

PS: like the sig cybrid81 - that made my day

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Are you feeling lucky, cuz if you are, get your hands off me... ;p

Initiator of the "Bring Back Jan Ors" Campaign!

"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
But two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

From Gothix Profile...
Date Registered: August 05, 2003
Total Posts: 2431

Three things...
1)Don't comment on the "soul box" getting full your a n00b too.

2) Why do you have so many posts in so little time...

3) Welcome to Massassi Omega42.


[This message has been edited by Zit (edited December 11, 2003).]

Species on this website:

-Human This being exists for around 20 minutes. After that time has passed, he/she/it mutates to the next stage. See NON-HUMAN/MASSASSIAN.

-Non-human/Massassian The second stage, and for most people the last. This person is no longer a human being, for their soul is taken and kept under guard by the MBS. See MBS and HUMAN.

-Troll Ghastly being that somehow keeps their soul and floods with posts reflecting their intelligence (very low). Tend to get banned very quickly by ADMIN and MOD. Also, some have been bad enough to warrent attention from the MBS. See MBS, ADMIN and MOD.

-MOD A lesser form of ADMIN. Species unsure, suspect angelic or similar. Treat with respect. Sworn enemies of TROLL. See ADMIN.

-ADMIN Species unknown, however what data we have collected points to a deity or a god of some form. Carries the ultimate responsibily and power. Extremely dangerous being, to be treated with caution. All aspire to this position. Also sworn enemies of TROLL. Most have membership in the MBS.

-MBS The Massassi Brute Squad. Founder SithNazgul, Second In Command is Pommy, an ADMIN. An extremeist group with one purpose in mind: Utter destruction of TROLLs and protection of www.massassi.net and its members. The current group is the second. The first was disbanded by Wolfy, an ADMIN, after an incident involving his house, an extremly well aimed incendiary grenade by Checksum, and a wrong address. Safeguards have since been put into place to prevent this happening again. See ADMIN

-GBK Strange being of MOD powers. Extremely anti Microsoft, and just as pro-*nix. On technology threads regarding Windows problems or the like, he is gaurenteed to only post "Phoenix" with a link to the aforementioned browser. See MOD.

-MADQUACK EXTREMELY dangerous being. Species unknown (no one was brave enough to find out). APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.



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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum
(I can see your house from up here)
"But he's not going to carry you three" said Death.
"Why not?"
"It's a matter of the look of the thing"
"It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it" said War testily, "the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocralypse"

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

Never

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

:twitch: :twitch: OOoo....Fresh meat.....

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Unofficial Level/MOD Concept Rater That No One Really Likes...

"Once upon a time, I asked the clerk where the bathroom was and we were launched into mortal combat...until he shot me."

<(^_^<) (>^_^)>

^^^^^ For JediKirby

Merry New Year!


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"Church, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!"
-Tucker
Red vs Blue

your name says it all clueless

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Angle Grinder Man!

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.

SithNazgul you need to update that it still says that the MBS second in command is Pommy the Admin.

i'm prolly still considered a new even though i've been here for a while but anyways Welcome you will lose your life to the site draining of the eyes will take place daily and soon be all gone
so have fun on massass

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Henceforth, party A (hitherto known as Massassi) will welcome party B (hitherto known as Massassians) to any communal events occupying state dimensions ZZ9 Plural Z alpha. Consequntly party C (hitherto known as N00bs) will face a lifetime (sic. 1 (one) year) of ridicule brought on by party B. Party A shall forthwith stand back and take stock of the information, by which parties C and D (hitherto known as The Admins) will 'scuffle' for power. Party C will promptly be banned by party D, with observations from parties B and E (hitherto known as Brian) who will forwith any comments r.e. party C, with reimbursements from all parties involved.

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"You've all heard this before... how life has infinite possibilities. I don't believe that one bit. There weren't many paths for me to choose. Sometimes, there would only be one. From the limited possibilities I faced, the choices I made have brought me this far. That's why I value the path I chose..."