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Desperate Afghan Makes an *** Out of Himself
2004-03-16, 10:34 AM #1
Desperate Afghan Makes an *** Out of Himself

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">KABUL (Reuters) - A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey, police said Tuesday.</font>


Wow. I posted a topic a few days ago about some guy in Europe having sex with an animal. But this is just as disturbing. I...I...just don't understand. How desperate could you be????

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2004-03-16, 10:40 AM #2
Wow, what an *** .
2004-03-16, 10:40 AM #3
o_O

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2004-03-16, 10:54 AM #4
That reasoning escapes me. "I can't afford a dowry, so I'll go have sex with a donkey."

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2004-03-16, 11:05 AM #5
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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Pissed Off?
2004-03-16, 11:08 AM #6
Donkey's need lovin too...

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2004-03-16, 11:17 AM #7
Poor donkey. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-03-16, 11:18 AM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MentatMM:
Donkey's need lovin too...

</font>


*runs*

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

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The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-16, 11:19 AM #9
geez, you guys can't possibly be men. Haven't you ever had the uncontrollable urge to go find a nice piece of ***?

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2004-03-16, 11:20 AM #10
The title almost needs to be uncensored. It's so close to the true meaning of the word *** [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-16, 11:21 AM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Under the strict Islamic rule of the fundamentalist Taliban regime overthrown in 2001, sex outside of marriage or bestiality were punished by stoning to death or flogging.</font>
Wow.

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2004-03-16, 11:21 AM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
..Haven't you ever had the uncontrollable urge to go find a nice piece of ***?</font>


Hehehehehehe... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
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2004-03-16, 11:21 AM #13
haha... I had no choice... LMFAO that's some pent up sexual aggresion there.

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2004-03-16, 11:24 AM #14
Instead of the donkey that guy should have met up with Rosi Palmer.

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If you ever want to be hated by your peers, make them look bad. That's what America did.
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2004-03-16, 12:05 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The soldier, who was not identified, was detained for several days last week after a young boy spotted him with the animal in an abandoned house in the southeastern town of Gardez.</font>



I find that the most disturbing part. That kid is gonna be mentally scarred for life.

"Mommy, guess what I just saw..."

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-16, 12:10 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Instead of the donkey that guy should have met up with Rosi Palmer.</font>


Please. Rosi has nothing on Mary and her five sisters.

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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-03-16, 12:12 PM #17
You people should learn to recognize the beauty in other cultures and societies.

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2004-03-16, 12:27 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Under the strict Islamic rule of the fundamentalist Taliban regime overthrown in 2001, sex outside of marriage or bestiality were punished by stoning to death or flogging. </font>
...Too bad it was overthrown...

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2004-03-16, 12:40 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Wow. I posted a topic a few days ago about some guy in Europe having sex with an animal.</font>
Is there some reason you keep looking up bestiality on the internet? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2004-03-16, 12:51 PM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wookie06:
You people should learn to recognize the beauty in other cultures and societies.</font>


There is nothing beautiful about bestiality.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
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2004-03-16, 1:06 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Wow, what an *** . </font>


ROFL!!!

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2004-03-16, 1:24 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
There is nothing beautiful about bestiality.

</font>


Sarcasm [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Pissed Off?
2004-03-16, 1:52 PM #23
They only caught him once; just imagine how many times he's done this before.

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2004-03-16, 2:00 PM #24
No.

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2004-03-16, 2:24 PM #25
The really wierd part is that they let him go!

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2004-03-16, 5:09 PM #26
Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do.

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2004-03-16, 6:20 PM #27
I guess the guy got tired of jerking....



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2004-03-16, 6:25 PM #28
Apparently he didn't recieve a mule kick. So maybe the donkey wasn't minding it too much? *shudder*

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2004-03-16, 6:28 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
geez, you guys can't possibly be men. Haven't you ever had the uncontrollable urge to go find a nice piece of ***?

</font>


Yes, I have. With a human female.

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2004-03-16, 7:00 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
The title almost needs to be uncensored. It's so close to the true meaning of the word *** [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

</font>


lmao.

btw... can't you do that?

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2004-03-16, 7:01 PM #31
This isn't new.

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2004-03-16, 7:22 PM #32
Aw, the poor guy has just been watching a bit too much weebl and bob.

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2004-03-16, 7:39 PM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Sarcasm [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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We can only hope.

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2004-03-16, 7:57 PM #34
I don't see the problem. It's better a donkey than a prostitute. At least you don't need to worry about AIDS/pregnancy with a donkey. More people in the third world should take his example.

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2004-03-17, 4:02 AM #35
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
Under the strict Islamic rule of the fundamentalist Taliban regime overthrown in 2001, sex outside of marriage or bestiality were punished by stoning to death or flogging.</font>


Taliban version of Natural Selection.


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2004-03-17, 4:26 AM #36
What moralistic basis is there to condem this man for his "relationship"? It's time for you conservatives to realize that relationships can be between more than just one man and one woman.

Viva la revolucion!

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2004-03-17, 7:31 AM #37
Yeah, like one man and many women. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-03-17, 10:08 AM #38
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ictus:
Quote:
Wow. I posted a topic a few days ago about some guy in Europe having sex with an animal.</font>
Is there some reason you keep looking up bestiality on the internet? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif][/b]


Well, I do search around Yahoo for odd stories. Why does Yahoo keep having these stories? Who knows.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
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The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-17, 5:21 PM #39
Thats just wrong.

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2004-03-17, 5:22 PM #40
Late at the last LAN party I went to, someone had a video of a guy with his pants down running away from a donkey. The donkey was...excited.

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