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Happy hour, the return!
2003-12-10, 4:51 PM #1
Well I've had a pointlessly stressful day here at work, time to relax...again.

Bartender, strongbow dry in a dirty glass.

*raises glass*

To Mada!

Now....

*slaps 20 bucks down on the pool table*

...whose up?

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2003-12-10, 4:54 PM #2
Zzzzz-*poof*

Well I am now. *grumble* *grumble*
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2003-12-10, 4:54 PM #3
/me falls drunk on the pool table.

"Me....uhh...*snore*

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2003-12-10, 4:55 PM #4
/me jumps on table and begins to dance.


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Wait a minute. *sits down*

One hot chocolate please! Time for bed [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]


To MaDa!

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Eat the pudding.
2003-12-10, 5:01 PM #5
Still playing with that heaping pile of dog crap, Jeff, or did you finally get sick of it as well?
2003-12-10, 5:05 PM #6
Free lapdances for all!
*whips off his shirt and whirls it around

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Kilroy Was Here
2003-12-10, 5:11 PM #7
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth:
Still playing with that heaping pile of dog crap, Jeff, or did you finally get sick of it as well?</font>


If you are referring to what I think you are, thanks for reminding me to unsubscribe [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

*kicks the bartender out of the way and starts serving the drinks*

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2003-12-10, 5:18 PM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Free lapdances for all!
*whips off his shirt and whirls it around</font>

That had better not be to Mada.

*relaxes and toasts MadaVentor*

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2003-12-10, 5:19 PM #9
Excuse me, but that subscription was a Christmas present from me to you! Don't you dare unsubscribe to Dominatrix Daily!

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2003-12-10, 5:20 PM #10
*Pours himself a glass of scotch, sits down at the bar*

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2003-12-10, 5:29 PM #11
*tips his Dr Pepper in the air*

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---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2003-12-10, 5:36 PM #12
I'll wager dollars to Strongbows I can beat you at pool, Jeff!

*grabs a cue and starts twirling it around ninja style*

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2003-12-10, 5:39 PM #13
I need fish.

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2003-12-10, 5:43 PM #14
*stops lap dancing
*gets a drink
To Mada!

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Kilroy Was Here
2003-12-10, 5:45 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
I'll wager dollars to Strongbows I can beat you at pool, Jeff!

*grabs a cue and starts twirling it around ninja style*

</font>


Bring it on my former patron, you shall discover that it is I who is the master now!

*whips out a nicely polished cue with built in beer holder*

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2003-12-10, 6:07 PM #16
*passes out from the mere smell of booze*

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2003-12-10, 6:09 PM #17
A staggering figure enters and makes his way towards Jeff. Exposing his fishnets, he makes a pass at the Aussie, only to find himself humping a pinball machine in his drunken stupor.

[This message has been edited by Yossarian (edited December 10, 2003).]
Those bees all have paws!
2003-12-10, 6:18 PM #18
Not again Yoss....we just had that fixed.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2003-12-10, 7:01 PM #19
*Spork staggers over to the pool table, a Strongbow Dry in one hand, his left eye in the other after the unfortunate incident with his pool cue. He positions himself leaning over the table for the break. Jaiph props himself against the table next to Spork babbling some foolishnesh about 'apprentice becoming master'. Spork draws back his cue. *snap*. Spork breaks. Unfortunately, so does the table under the weight of his beer-gut and Jaiph's man-boobs. Spork's break misses the ball completely and burrows its way under the felt of the table with a loud *rrrrrrrrrip*. Master and apprentice follow the pool table face-first to the floor amongst a shower of felt and pool balls.*

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There is no spoon.

[This message has been edited by Spork (edited December 10, 2003).]
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2003-12-10, 7:08 PM #20
Woohoo! I win by default!

*buys the house a round on Spork's money*

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2003-12-10, 7:22 PM #21
I havnet bensh drinkning... Quiert!!!!

[This message has been edited by Yossarian (edited December 10, 2003).]
Those bees all have paws!
2003-12-10, 7:43 PM #22
*downs his fifth drink and stares nervously at another thread*

Sporkie....remind me never to **** with MrRavenX...

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2003-12-10, 7:53 PM #23
/me raises glass

To Mada!

/me kicks back and watches whatever sports game is on the TV.

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2003-12-10, 8:09 PM #24
If no one's taken you u on that pool game, I'm game, Jaiph [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

*raises beer to MaDAa*

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Pissed Off?
2003-12-10, 9:13 PM #25
*downs another Guiness, making today's tally 4 pints + whatever was left in the Bailey's bottle.

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~amor sui~
<< schming stout >>
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2003-12-10, 9:26 PM #26
Where's my H?

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omnia mea mecum porto
2003-12-11, 1:57 AM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
*downs his fifth drink and stares nervously at another thread*

Sporkie....remind me never to **** with MrRavenX...</font>


Yeah... Child Welfare Agency on line one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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There is no spoon.
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There is no spoon.
2003-12-11, 2:22 AM #28
I'm glad someone else saw that before it disappeared....or I'd fear I've started to lose it and am seeing things.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2003-12-11, 4:40 AM #29
Detty accepts Jaiph's pool challenge but instead of playing for himself he asks a cute girl who has never played in her life to take his place
Detty. Professional Expert.
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2003-12-11, 4:50 AM #30
Livid reluctantly accepts Detty's invitation and picks up a cue the wrong way up

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2003-12-11, 4:59 AM #31
Sporks regains consciousness and heads over to the bar for another drink

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There is no spoon.
2003-12-11, 6:31 AM #32
Tony pulls two drinks, one for MaDa, the other for himself.

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2003-12-11, 6:35 AM #33
Takes a beer and sits at the shadowy table in the corner.
2003-12-11, 6:53 AM #34
I'ma matchin' shots with everyone! Woo!
2003-12-11, 7:46 AM #35
I guess I'll just take another White Russian.

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2003-12-11, 6:31 PM #36
...pounding headache (migraine with training wheels even), no heavy drinking today.

*sips on milkshake, gets brain freeze...writhes in agony on pool table*

OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!

[This message has been edited by Jaiph (edited December 11, 2003).]
2003-12-11, 7:39 PM #37
"Thas only bechuz yer a lighetwaeit...crazzyy auzsie!!", said the alcoholic transvestite shortly before passing out next to Jeff.
Those bees all have paws!
2003-12-12, 5:22 PM #38
Sets us up the bomb.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

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2003-12-12, 5:52 PM #39
Oh boy. Now there is no chance to survive. I guess I'll just make my time or something..

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"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.
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2003-12-12, 6:00 PM #40
Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.

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