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Virgin toilets
2004-03-17, 5:55 PM #1
Click me

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-03-17, 5:58 PM #2
Wow. That's just... wrong.

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2004-03-17, 6:00 PM #3
Very

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2004-03-17, 6:02 PM #4
Whoever designed that has some sick habits.

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2004-03-17, 6:03 PM #5
...zuh???

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2004-03-17, 6:07 PM #6
Id buy one.

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2004-03-17, 6:08 PM #7
Oh cool can I put my pee pee in the mouth too?

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2004-03-17, 6:08 PM #8
I want one for my bedroom.

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2004-03-17, 6:20 PM #9
LMAO!

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2004-03-17, 6:37 PM #10
i saw the prelim designs for that a while back. i think it's cool.

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2004-03-17, 6:46 PM #11
Suddenly I have to urinate...where's that nice young woman from next door?

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2004-03-17, 6:52 PM #12
“Kisses - the sexy urinal, makes a daily event a blushing experience! This is one target men will never miss!”

Thank you very much, Holland!

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2004-03-17, 6:53 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
I'd buy one.</font>


I'd buy two. Those are just too damn awesome!

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2004-03-17, 7:02 PM #14
...good lord, you people are even scarying me right now. I'm sorry but watersports should have only one definition, dammit.

[http://www.whiteman.edu/Student/Hawley_web/greece-watersports.JPG]

Also, googling 'watersports' with safe search off is something you only do once.

[This message has been edited by Jaiph (edited March 17, 2004).]
2004-03-17, 7:07 PM #15
ehehehe, <3 Jaiph.

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2004-03-17, 7:51 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schming:
i saw the prelim designs for that a while back. i think it's cool.</font>


Were you a consultant on said design, perchance?

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2004-03-17, 10:46 PM #17
That mouth is huge! I would feel so...inadequate...using that thing.

2004-03-18, 3:13 AM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Id buy one.

</font>


And that, my friends, is our latest insight into GBK's psyche.


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2004-03-18, 4:52 AM #19
heh - they should make it randomly close like a couple of times each day. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
2) You statement is lacking any clear structure or grammer. Please add these things.</font>


Sweet irony...
/fluffle
2004-03-18, 7:02 AM #20
heheh

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2004-03-18, 7:11 AM #21
i'm afraid i would contract some strange unknown desease..
2004-03-18, 7:15 AM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sats:
heh - they should make it randomly close like a couple of times each day.</font>
Ouch. I don't think I'd like the idea of porcelain slamming down on my dong.

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2004-03-18, 7:22 AM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
Also, googling 'watersports' with safe search off is something you only do once.</font>
OMG, I'M BLIND!!!!

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2004-03-18, 8:36 AM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sats:
heh - they should make it randomly close like a couple of times each day.</font>
Ouch. I don't think I'd like the idea of porcelain slamming down on my dong.

[/b]


OW!


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2004-03-18, 11:02 AM #25
i found it ammusing

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2004-03-18, 11:04 AM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sats:
heh - they should make it randomly close like a couple of times each day.</font>
Ouch. I don't think I'd like the idea of porcelain slamming down on my dong.

[/b]



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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
2) You statement is lacking any clear structure or grammer. Please add these things.</font>


Sweet irony...
/fluffle
2004-03-18, 11:13 AM #27
I'm not sure if I should laugh or pity the guy that uses that. They would have to be desperate.

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">OMG, I'M BLIND!!!!
</font>
you were asking for it

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2004-03-18, 1:54 PM #28
I've seen bull's eyes in urinals with a picture of a woman's face in the middle, but that takes the cake.

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2004-03-18, 3:26 PM #29
One word:

Herpes.

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2004-03-18, 4:49 PM #30
hehehe they should make one that looks like a girls... you know... hehehehehe... I would so pee in that...

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2004-03-18, 6:30 PM #31
WTF? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif] (referring to the toilet)
Since we're on the subject of the potty, the guy who made the first toilet was "[first name] Crapper" (sp?).

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2004-03-19, 3:48 AM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sats:
heh - they should make it randomly close like a couple of times each day. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

</font>


Excellent [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-19, 6:45 AM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth Slaw:
Since we're on the subject of the potty, the guy who made the first toilet was "[first name] Crapper" (sp?).</font>
John Crapper. Hence the slang terms "the john" or "the crapper".
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JediKirby:
One word:
Herpes.</font>
No...
GonnoHerpeSyphilAids.

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2004-03-19, 7:27 AM #34
I'd hate to see what they'd do to the toiletbowl...
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2004-03-19, 7:45 AM #35
“The Bathroom Mania designs create a fantasy-world in the bathroom by working on impressions and stories.”

...nuff said.

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2004-03-19, 7:53 AM #36
Kinda reminds me of AI with the whole Rouge City thing.

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