So I'm babysitting Nash, a border collie puppie belonging to one of my mom's friends who's gone on vacation. This is his first night away from home. He keeps sitting by the door crying, hoping his master will come back - then he comes to see me and he wants to play, but I can't cause it's 4am and my mom is trying to sleep (which apparently he doesn't agree with!). I just hope he doesn't think he's being abandoned. He seems pretty quiet now. He's upstairs and I hear him chewing something - hoping it's his bone and not my N64!

Anyways.. I just feel bad cause there's nothing I can do. I wish I could tell him his master's coming back in a week.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Puppies tend to cry a little bit whe nyour first get them. New surroundings, new people, away from mommy and the rest of the litter. He'd probably being doing the same thng at home as well

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Well he's not newborn.. he's about 3 feet long already!

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Some people can! (Or at least, claim to be able to)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/3517554.stm

Ugh.. I'm so exausted. He won't stop for a second.. he keeps running around crying until I play with him a bit and then when I stop he starts barking at me. He won't let me sleep either! -_-

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

tie his muzzle closed and tie him down.

Feed him to the--oh...wait...

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Border collie puppies are diabolical. My friend's sister had just got one last time we were over at his place playing Mario Kart. He was awfully frisky for a little guy, spent the night trying to make sweet love to each of our legs in succession.

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There is no spoon.

Urg, i've been there. Eek.



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"Run Away!"

Put him in the backyard.
I have no tolerance for dogs. They belong outside. They are dirty, wild animals.

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HTP

Tell that to my boxer Roxanne. She's a spoiled brat. 4 months old and she's been through 3 collars and broke the hook on her steel cable.

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

You've made sweet love to spork's leg??



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"I like my women how I like my coffee, in a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard

Pets are worthless. They consume resources, time, they make a mess, they are noisy and irritating, and give little to nothing back. What a waste. I will bever allow any pets (other than a fish, maybe.) in my home.

Come to think of it, the above statement also applies to children.

No children in my home, either.

You haven't?

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[This message has been edited by DeTRiTiC-iQ (edited March 19, 2004).]

Animals are scary. They need outside trips. In the thing... with the pointy green carpet and... yeah.

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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry

We just recently got a border collie puppy ourselves. Apart from the biting (which he can't help), he's perfectly well-behaved. He's 9 weeks old today.

Some people dont think so much about it, and just get them because they can be fun, and basicly become a family member. Oh, I forgot, Family is a waste of resources, time, and makes a mess

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"It's OK for us to randomly attack people!"
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Yeah, like the animal psychic on Animal Planet OMG.

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Hellequin:



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