Heh, I thought these were pretty good, post any other funny proverbs you have heard...


1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. There is not one shred of evidence to support the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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"Thrawn42689 is the best person in the world ever and stuff."

No proverbs, sorry.

pfft. what a waste of data.
(to Thrawn, not NoESC)

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http://www.writings-emag.net The next big thing since individually wrapped cheese slices (coming soon).

So is your signature!

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"There is Always time for a beer"

Not really a proverb, but a great quote all the same.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW

"Only the crappiest people are always at their best." -Me, modifying a quote from a book called "Pessimisms"



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Sigs are for n00bs.

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How about
"People in glass houses sink ships."
or
"Make like a tree and get the **** out of here!"


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"I sound like angry chickens, or maybe a space robot."
-Les Claypool of Primus

<3 NoESC

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

He who throws pin gets blown up.

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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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Titan A.E.

stuff happens. (not realy the proverb, but I'm sure you know what I mean)

I seriously live my life by that quote. I am the most laid-back person ever, hardly anything bad that happens in my life gets to me.

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And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...
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What if you got banned from Massassi?

I'd be in tears.

(Ok, so maybe not. It happened once, but on a technicality.)

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his
clients to plant vines. " - Frank Lloyd Wright

Bumper sticker: Eagles may fly high, but hampsters dont get sucked into jet engines.

"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?"


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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Got to love that last one Elana . . .

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"One person's screaming is another person's music; but that person's music is another person's headache." -Darth Slaw
"Why put off today what you could do tomorrow? By then it might be illegal" - A friend at school

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I am Darth Slaw.
The Dark Lord of the Sith,
And part of the Nightfire mod team