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Help this woman, or we're all doomed!
2004-03-09, 11:50 AM #1
http://www.fedex.com/us/about/advertising/tvads/dramaqt.html?link=4

Some of you have seen it before. But...this is the funniest commercial.........EVER.

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2004-03-09, 11:52 AM #2
um... i'm guessing you forgot to post the link.

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2004-03-09, 11:54 AM #3
If you can't see that link..then you're doomed!

[http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/paper.jpg]

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited March 09, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-09, 12:06 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:

Some of you have seen it before. But...this is the funniest commercial.........EVER.

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Funny, but not the funniest. It got a chuckle out of me, but no more.


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2004-03-09, 12:10 PM #5
Babies > *

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2004-03-09, 12:25 PM #6
brilliant. I hope we get it over here.

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2004-03-09, 12:50 PM #7
Chuckle-worthy.

The Nutri-Grain commercial is way funnier.

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2004-03-09, 1:24 PM #8
hehe my first time seeing it :P very funny :P


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2004-03-09, 1:38 PM #9
hehe, "GOOD GRAVY, MAN!"

Yes, very funny. Definately doesn't beat babies everywhere, though [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-09, 2:40 PM #10
500 of them

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2004-03-09, 3:08 PM #11
What ever it is, I think the one with the Croc Hunter is better. I think that was FedEx. Wasn't it?

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2004-03-09, 7:18 PM #12
It's pretty funny, but there are better out there

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2004-03-09, 7:28 PM #13
What the hell is the Babies thing about?? I love the Doomed commercial. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-09, 8:56 PM #14
I only liked the paper cut part. The rest was dumb.

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2004-03-09, 10:28 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
What the hell is the Babies thing about?? I love the Doomed commercial. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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This: http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/nutrigrain.html

FedEx was good... Nutrigrain was better though
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2004-03-10, 5:20 AM #16
Hehe, those are awesome.

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2004-03-10, 5:32 AM #17
I have seen and heard that commercal countless times. Basicly it's a pain in the ear.

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2004-03-10, 1:49 PM #18
No, it's great. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
2004-03-10, 2:16 PM #19
Wow those are great. Someone should turn this into a "post funny commercials" thread.

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2004-03-10, 3:37 PM #20
i think i like fed-ex better. Nutrigrain is jsut a bit too wierd for me. and that's saying alot.

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2004-03-10, 5:00 PM #21
Yeah, I like that FedEx one. But wow, the NutriGrain one is great. But wow again, this one is even funnier:

http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/thecure.html
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2004-03-10, 7:09 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blujay:
Yeah, I like that FedEx one. But wow, the NutriGrain one is great. But wow again, this one is even funnier:

http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/thecure.html</font>


What is the name of the song that plays at the end of that, and what movie have I seen it in?



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2004-03-10, 7:20 PM #23
This ones good too:
http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/pinata.cgi

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2004-03-10, 8:58 PM #24
http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/lunatic.html [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-03-19, 6:02 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DSettahr:
What is the name of the song that plays at the end of that, and what movie have I seen it in?
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It's from the Snatch soundtrack; it's Golden Brown by The Stranglers.



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2004-03-19, 6:04 PM #26
Your name is ironic.. I mean... OMG THREAD REVIVAL! NECROMANCY IS FORBIDDEN!

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2004-03-19, 7:40 PM #27
OMG! Grow up

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2004-03-19, 8:28 PM #28
Dude its just a joke... I wasn't serrious bout it.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-20, 1:19 PM #29
But were'nt you? Were'nt you? And now TimeWolf is crying, you *******! [I love that word]

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2004-03-20, 1:25 PM #30
[http://boards.theforce.net/images/faces/confused.gif]

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2004-03-20, 2:09 PM #31
Calm down guys, the thread wasnt *that* old. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-20, 2:20 PM #32
The "Doomed" commercial was great the first time, maybe the second, and possibly the third. Now I see it almost every hour and it's going to drive me mad!

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