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Young Man Marries Own Grandmother
2004-03-21, 3:57 AM #1
Young Man Marries Own Grandmother

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">PANCHPARA, India (Reuters) - A 25-year-old Indian man has married his 80-year-old grandmother because he wanted to take care of her.</font>


Very, very odd story.

And I find the sentence at the end the most unusual...

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Last June, a nine-year-old Indian girl was married to a dog near Calcutta after a priest told her parents the wedding would ward off evil.</font>


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2004-03-21, 3:59 AM #2
Disturbing...

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
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2004-03-21, 4:52 AM #3
Riiight. [/dr.evil]

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2004-03-21, 5:08 AM #4
I remember the other wedding.

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2004-03-21, 5:11 AM #5
Didn't some guy marry a barbie doll?

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2004-03-21, 5:57 AM #6
At least they don't have to worry about having 8 children.

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2004-03-21, 6:44 AM #7
If they did have children, how messed up would that be?

Your uncle/aunt would be your daughter/son

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
2) You statement is lacking any clear structure or grammer. Please add these things.</font>


Sweet irony...
/fluffle
2004-03-21, 6:52 AM #8
[song]It's weird I know, but it really is so, because I'm my own grandpa![/song]

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-21, 6:58 AM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
[song]It's weird I know, but it really is so, because I'm my own grandpa![/song]

</font>



i was waiting for someone to make that reference...

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2004-03-21, 7:27 AM #10
The incest is hurting my head... great I need advil now.

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2004-03-21, 7:30 AM #11
Is the grandmother hot?

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2004-03-21, 7:35 AM #12
[http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/GT.jpg]

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-21, 8:07 AM #13
PERMABAN!

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-21, 8:10 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
PERMABAN!

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2004-03-21, 9:14 AM #15
LOL!

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2004-03-21, 9:16 AM #16
I found this today. Along the same lines.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.
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2004-03-21, 10:03 AM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
PERMABAN!

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-21, 10:31 AM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Didn't some guy marry a barbie doll?</font>
I tried, but Barbie wouldn't say "I do." [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
(Stupid hot plastic chick.)

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2004-03-21, 1:43 PM #19
And people are still complaining about gays getting married. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-21, 2:06 PM #20
Allow me to provide some mood music whilst reading this thread.

Clicky.

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2004-03-21, 2:37 PM #21
ROFL!


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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-21, 5:56 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Didn't some guy marry a barbie doll?

</font>


Yup...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/555728.stm

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