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UT2004...better than lesbian porn?
2004-03-21, 2:39 PM #1
Maybe I'm stretching it, but I am so horribly addicted to UT2k4 that I fear I shall wither away if it doesn't receive enough play time...

There's just so damned MUCH to it.. everything that was in 2003, with better/tweaked weaponry and less garbage (although the stupidity of Double Domination still exists). Assault is back, and this makes me extremely happy, considering it was basically the bestest mode from the original UT. Onslaught needs no introduction... its just fantastic... etc. etc.

From what I've been hearing, this game is selling like mad too. I got the DVD SE because I preordered, and apparently you can't find it anywhere now, although I did see 6 or so copies of it on shelves at a local Gamestop last Wednesday.. who knows if its still there. Apparently they're even selling out of the standard 6 CD version of the game. I'm honestly glad that its doing so well, as its a fantastic game, and it really does deserve it. It reminds me so much of the original game, and it really basically makes up completely for the somewhat "meh" of UT2k3, and then some.

Discuss, maggots!

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.
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2004-03-21, 2:41 PM #2
Blasphamy lesbians are by far better... their lesbians...

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2004-03-21, 2:41 PM #3
I haven't played any UT at all.

*assumes defensive position of all incoming objects*

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2004-03-21, 2:42 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
I haven't played any UT at all.

*assumes defensive position of all incoming objects*

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Uncultured heathen!

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-03-21, 2:42 PM #5
No, UT2k4 > Lesbians. Lesbians have mood swings.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-03-21, 2:43 PM #6
I have the demo. Tons of fun! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] And this is just with bots...

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2004-03-21, 2:44 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Evil_Tofu:
No, UT2k4 > Lesbians. Lesbians have mood swings.</font>


Yes they go from horny to hyper horny in a matter of minutes.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-21, 2:45 PM #8
I never played a UT game in my life, then today i played the demo at my uncles house, I loved it.

I played the map where you need to connect all the power nodes so you can destory the enemy generator... SUPER FUN, If my computer can take it i may have to download the demo here or even buy the game when i get some cash.

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2004-03-21, 2:47 PM #9
UT2k4 retail >>>>>>>>>> UT2k4 demo, and that's saying a LOT.

The leviathan is a crazy engine of death in the right hands (and fully manned). The ion tank (in the assault map AS-Glacier) is a crazy piece of hardware that makes mincemeat out of infantry.. Its just so much awesome in such a tiny (and not too expensive) package! It shames me to think of the insane amounts of people who are pirating the game as we speak, because its really worth $39.99, and its just one of those games where I'd feel WRONG about downloading it, simply because it IS so good.

I think we're looking at a GotY contender here...

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-03-21, 2:49 PM #10
But lesbians wrestling in oil?

I thought not.

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2004-03-21, 3:01 PM #11
Well not much is better than that...

Also, have I mentioned that I'm honestly enjoying the headset included in the DVD SE? I mean its not the most expensive thing out there, but its essentially free, and its good quality.. I wish it were USB, but beyond that its a nice addition. I really only use the microphone on it, and usually only then to try to get some tactics going in Onslaught/Assault or to taunt Rivin in DM or something...

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.

[This message has been edited by Gonk (edited March 21, 2004).]
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2004-03-21, 3:17 PM #12
Gonk and I make such a hawt team... we could be lesbian porn!

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2004-03-21, 3:19 PM #13
Far Cry is released on Thursday, BF Vietnam was released last week... Too many good games, not enough money, dammit!

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2004-03-21, 3:34 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Far Cry is released on Thursday, BF Vietnam was released last week... Too many good games, not enough money, dammit!

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2004-03-21, 3:36 PM #15
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2004-03-21, 4:06 PM #16
Lesbian porn stinks. I'd rather play Unreal.

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2004-03-21, 4:28 PM #17
Far Cry is the 23rd in the states, not sure about down under... So Tuesday. I have my $50 ready for that.. and if it costs less, well then...yay. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-03-21, 4:51 PM #18
I'm wasting time I could be using to play this game, which is on my hard drive...

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2004-03-21, 4:54 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gonk:
Far Cry is the 23rd in the states, not sure about down under... So Tuesday. I have my $50 ready for that.. and if it costs less, well then...yay. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]</font>


25th (Thursday) here, but since we're almost a day ahead that essentially means I'll be getting it on Wednesday your time. Still, a day later than you guys [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-03-21, 4:57 PM #20
Far Cry...heh...hopefully they'll have all the bugs ironed out!
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-03-21, 6:29 PM #21
I just want the game.. so awesome.

I've also been playing a good amount of BF:Vietnam, and there's some bugs and such, but its fun. Most of the player base is pretty much "OMG THIS GAME SUX" and yet...they still play..

Anyways... been playing more Assault in UT2k4.. the damn AS-Convoy map still wows me (that'd be the Assault map from the demo), and everything is just so wonderfully awesome...

I also had the best laugh I've had in a game in a long time earlier. Two guys got in a shouting match over the frickin' public voice chat. Complete with swears and attempted comebacks. Just awesome. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

I think this means I win.. ONS-ArcticStronghold is fuuun.

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.

[This message has been edited by Gonk (edited March 21, 2004).]
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