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2004-03-21, 3:08 PM #1
Im depressed. Suggest something to cheer me up.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-03-21, 3:11 PM #2
Make yourself some "special" herbal tea. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]



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[="They say music can alter moods and talk to you, but can it load a gun for you and cock it too?" - Eminem=]

Massassian since: March 12, 2001
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-03-21, 3:12 PM #3
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-03-21, 3:13 PM #4
/hands GBK the key to Microsoft along with lots of C4

I was saving it for a special ocassion, but you can have it.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-21, 3:16 PM #5
Like I said already. All your favourite things. Music, food, Stargate, one-off-the-wrist.... its all good baby.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-03-21, 3:21 PM #6
DPPH

That usually makes me happy
2004-03-21, 3:22 PM #7
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Reddie:
DPPH

That usually makes me happy
</font>




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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
2004-03-21, 3:50 PM #8
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


I need something fast, I dont know how much more of this I can take.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-03-21, 3:53 PM #9
I'd hug you if I could.

How's that? It's supposed to be the thought that counts, right? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-03-21, 3:54 PM #10
Have you tried buying things pitched from spam e-mails?

They really work if you know what I mean ::wink wink nudge nudge::
2004-03-21, 3:55 PM #11
I recommend various prescription drugs.

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Flibbledy-dibbledy! Nyaaaaaaaahhh!

-The Last True Evil
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-03-21, 3:56 PM #12
Yeah, I actually did what that Nigerian king-guy-man told me to do and I am not a bazillionaire!

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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
2004-03-21, 3:58 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by R_ivi_N:
Yeah, I actually did what that Nigerian king-guy-man told me to do and I am not a bazillionaire!

</font>


You don't reply to the right e-mails Riv. If you did, you TOO could be the proud owner of a russian mail order bride. Mmghh internet slavery.
2004-03-21, 4:00 PM #14
I KNEW YOU WERE SLEEPING AROUND ON ME!!! SLUT

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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
2004-03-21, 4:01 PM #15
You could always install Windows ME on your computer. That always makes me happy.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-03-21, 4:07 PM #16
Your not helping, guys. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-03-21, 4:11 PM #17
[http://kakak.ath.cx/beretta.jpg]
2004-03-21, 4:13 PM #18
* gbk has joined #massassi
* ChanServ sets mode: +v gbk
<gbk> Greets all.
<gbk> [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
<The_Mega_ZZTer> hi gbk
<gbk> Anyone got a quick cure for depression?
<Sine_Nomen> \.|..
<tofu> http://www.smith-wesson.com/

<3 kak & sine

[This message has been edited by Evil_Tofu (edited March 21, 2004).]
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-03-21, 4:14 PM #19
Emon interweaves the support with Cool Matty
happydud unbinds the horses with Ubuu
happydud steals the retaliation with Friend14
happydud shears the jealousy with Genki
Jon`C spits the ball with Mystic0
Overlord gilds the film with MysteriousSith
2004-03-21, 4:15 PM #20
Have you tried hitting yourself in the head with a 2x4?

It'll hurt like hell but, either A) at least you'll be in pain and not depressed, or B) you'll be out cold and when you wake up, you'll not remember ever BEING depressed.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-03-21, 4:18 PM #21
Home-made prozac. Dont forget the ice cream.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-03-21, 4:18 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Im depressed. Suggest something to cheer me up.</font>
Suggestion: don't post about it on Massassi, unless heckling and other forms of negative attention somehow cheers you up.
2004-03-21, 4:19 PM #23
Hey at least he's getting some attention [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-03-21, 5:18 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kak:
[http://kakak.ath.cx/beretta.jpg] </font>


Couldn't do something less cliche, like a USP or Five Seven? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-03-21, 5:20 PM #25
You could complain about it on an internet forum.
2004-03-21, 5:23 PM #26
I'm with kak on this one. Or you could grab a six shooter and play russian roulette. Great fun.

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If you ever want to be hated by your peers, make them look bad. That's what America did.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-03-21, 5:28 PM #27
b<waffle>s

they solve EVERYTHING

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*landfish 'splodes*
7 of 14
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-03-21, 5:39 PM #28
get a gun... point it at your head... pull trigger... then load the gun and go shoot some cans and stuff

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-21, 5:50 PM #29
Overclock your modem!

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I check my e-mail.
2004-03-21, 6:21 PM #30
[http://www.jedinights.com/ubuu/gbk2.jpg]

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-03-21, 6:24 PM #31
Why would GBK ever want to hurt Windows????? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

<3 Ubuu
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I check my e-mail.

[This message has been edited by Mystic0 (edited March 21, 2004).]
2004-03-21, 6:29 PM #32
Jedi Knight.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2004-03-21, 6:33 PM #33
"Hey baby. Wanna compile my Unix?"

Come on, just say it.. It'd make me happy.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
thoughts from beyond observance
2004-03-21, 6:51 PM #34
Aha! I have confirmed my worst fears.

[http://www.nicedoggie.net/mt/img/BertAndOsama.jpg]

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

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Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-03-22, 4:18 AM #35
<3 DogSRoOL

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-22, 5:02 AM #36
Bert looks like a thug...

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I check my e-mail.
2004-03-22, 5:17 AM #37
Go out, take drugs and score!

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-03-22, 5:21 AM #38
I LOVE U GBK!!!

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Madquack and Firbnic have a signature.
Remnant Temple Part A beta test.
Light And Darkness
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2004-03-22, 5:32 AM #39
[http://www.humanplague.com/archive/wtf/pics/sexoffender.jpg]

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All your my forums, belong to me.
Duel Roadkill
Who wants to play BOOM 3?
BOOM 3
SHOLVAS KREE!
2004-03-22, 6:28 AM #40
http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

Not really an anti depressant... but it should replace some depression with confusion.

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