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Stupid yet totally awsome
2004-03-22, 9:39 AM #1
Has anyone ever set a sword on fire? I did today. It was totally freakin awsome. Kind a hard with the wind but once you got it goin it was cool. Lighter fluid was used in this case. So were matches and a lighter. But you know when the pine straw caught on fire it was kinda worrysome. But we got it out. Then a few mins later the police of chief drove by but we had everything it it was cool. So post your Stupid/Awsome stuff that you've done.
Oberfeldwebel says: ..... You are the epitome of idiocy.
2004-03-22, 9:44 AM #2
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TDKLaguna:
So post your Stupid/Awsome stuff that you've done.</font>


I read this thread
2004-03-22, 9:47 AM #3
Sword?

You just carry them with you?

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2004-03-22, 9:48 AM #4
...Don't you? What would happen if a bunch of ninja's came out of the sky and surrounded you? You'd be caught without your sword, But I'd have Bobby, my katana.

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2004-03-22, 9:49 AM #5
  • I set a plastic fork on fire.
  • Shorted out my classroom by sticking a paperclip in the lightswitch socket.
  • Killed about 10 floppies in the past 1.5 years (somehow). It's a new record. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

Can't think of anything else now.

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2004-03-22, 9:51 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Molgrew:
Sword?

You just carry them with you?

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Heh no my bro's friend had it with him.
Oberfeldwebel says: ..... You are the epitome of idiocy.
2004-03-22, 9:54 AM #7
Wow, Demon Nightmare. I haven't seen him in a few years, I thought he was AWOL.


Probably the stupidest thing I've ever done was shooting "Big Chuck" (my rather large potato cannon) over a busy stretch of road. The other side was a large emtpy lot. Well, it went over the street, over the lot, and into a police car parked at previously unseen police precinct. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] We ran like hell, while two cops and three mechanics chased us.
2004-03-22, 10:06 AM #8
That's just briliant [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-22, 10:11 AM #9
Well, when you have bunch of high school sophomores with too much time and a lack of supervision, things get somewhat... reckless.
2004-03-22, 10:39 AM #10
I have never done anything stupid.

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2004-03-22, 10:57 AM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hellequin:
Wow, Demon Nightmare. I haven't seen him in a few years, I thought he was AWOL.
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2004-03-22, 11:00 AM #12
stood on my roof, shooting peanuts at passer-bys with a catapult... I kept pretty well hidden, it was funny... that was about a month ago.

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2004-03-22, 11:02 AM #13
I remember you because you were the cutscene editor for the TPMTC. I used to hang around the forum quite a bit. What ever happened to BOSsK and Skywalker?
2004-03-22, 11:12 AM #14
I think both Skywalker and BOSsK moved on in life...

After they left the TC, rarely saw them on ICQ, now I never see them.

I still talk to some of the TC guys, Timewolf, Slade, Darth J, but the rest all disappeared pretty much. =(
2004-03-22, 11:15 AM #15
I liked AK Slade and BOSsK. And I assume that by Timewolf, you mean Scarab.

Anyway, I apologize for the derailment of the topic, however... stupid... it was.

Don't shoot potato cannons at police cars.
2004-03-22, 11:23 AM #16
Timewolf's at AOTCTC now.

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2004-03-22, 11:31 AM #17
Or only if the police aren't in them Helle.
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2004-03-22, 11:45 AM #18
my sword naturally has flames

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2004-03-22, 12:17 PM #19
Had a rock fight in the middle of the street, with cars comin by and stuff.


I carry my sword everywhere, along with my pencil, and door handle.

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2004-03-22, 2:23 PM #20
I'll contact the Darwin Awards, give them a heads up...

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2004-03-22, 2:40 PM #21
Two stupidest things I've done are shoot two rottweilers with a slingshot, and get in an argument with my italian girlfriend.

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2004-03-22, 2:48 PM #22
I have a Harbringer Kin +3

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2004-03-22, 3:13 PM #23
I had some fun trying to park the plane I was renting and accidentally spun it out and ended up sideways it the parking space with a lot of people watching. =/

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2004-03-22, 5:55 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TDKLaguna:
Has anyone ever set a sword on fire? I did today. It was totally freakin awsome. Kind a hard with the wind but once you got it goin it was cool. Lighter fluid was used in this case. So were matches and a lighter. But you know when the pine straw caught on fire it was kinda worrysome. But we got it out. Then a few mins later the police of chief drove by but we had everything it it was cool. So post your Stupid/Awsome stuff that you've done.</font>


post video now


[This message has been edited by BoRnOfFiRe (edited March 22, 2004).]
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2004-03-22, 6:06 PM #25
I lit my thumb on fire. It was cool, for a few seconds, then it was hot.

My friend went running around with a buddy that owned some Airsoft guns, and they were like walking on the sidewalk of a road, shooting joggers and cars as they went by. They thought it was funny as heck till a police car showed up and gave them a curtousy ride home. No arrests or anything. He doesn't think its funny anymore, but now I think it hilarious. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-23, 3:39 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BoRnOfFiRe:
post video now


[This message has been edited by BoRnOfFiRe (edited March 22, 2004).]</font>


Ooohhh believe me next time there will be a video! There will also be some pictures!
Oberfeldwebel says: ..... You are the epitome of idiocy.
2004-03-23, 3:44 AM #27
Me and my freind were playing with a magnifying glass but didn't have any wood and we sorta live in the middle of the city where wood is rather scarce so we dumped newspapers all over the driveway and lit them on fire. Heheh, then it got windy and we found oursleves dashing through peoples front yards with flaming newspapers blowing after us. *blink blink* There's still a black spot on the driveway from that day...

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2004-03-23, 5:32 AM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
then it got windy and we found oursleves dashing through peoples front yards with flaming newspapers blowing after us.</font>


ROFL



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Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

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2004-03-23, 5:53 AM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
...Don't you? What would happen if a bunch of ninja's came out of the sky and surrounded you? You'd be caught without your sword, But I'd have Bobby, my katana.

</font>


LOL! you could end up like the lady and her baby in the "Ninjas Gone Wild" video...

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2004-03-23, 8:43 AM #30
Probably the time we decided to blow up a deodorant can and video it. It was set up in my friends garden, his web camera was watching over it hanging out of a window. When the can burst open the deodorant failed to ignite so as I ran back into the house to stop the recording I got a huge cloud of deodorant in my eyes. My friend now has some lovely footage of me stumbling around blindly, going "Aargh MY EYES!!!" while everyone else starts laughing their @sses off at me.

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2004-03-23, 12:27 PM #31
stupid things i've done...
-joined massassi (j/k)
-read this thread
-replied to this thread
-thought it was witty to make this reply

(=

oh, i always carry my katana +3 1d4-Electrical with me =P

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2004-03-23, 12:36 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Crimson:
Two stupidest things I've done are shoot two rottweilers with a slingshot, and get in an argument with my italian girlfriend.

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I'm not sure which is more dangerous.....

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2004-03-23, 12:37 PM #33
Covered hand with about ten or so latex gloves and breaded it. Then I stuck it in a frier. Unfortunately, the breading never got crispy.

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2004-03-23, 12:50 PM #34
Agreed to stir a combination of wax, sugar, and potassium nitrate over a stove. It exploded and burned and left craters in the countertop and a 3 ft. wide charred area on the ceiling and made pain and cauterized wounds and scars. The pillar of fire was pretty cool, though.
2004-03-23, 2:04 PM #35
Why did you agree to that...?

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Beware the wrath of the cat Leroy, The God of pudding, Demi-God of cuteness, King of Cats, and Lover of JellO. He lives in my house, and I am his servant.
'And every creature which is in heaven and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honor, and glory, and power, be unto Him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.'

Revalation 5:13
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