This is ridiculous...



They suspend him for taking extra croutons and have to postpone three brain surgeries because of it! That really is just plain stupid.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

What...........?

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i can jsut see it now:

"I'm sorry sir. your life-saving surgury had to be postponed."

"But, i only had one day left to live!"

"yes, well, there were croutons involved."

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Whoever suspended him needs him to operate on him, I think.

The Croutons are taking revenge! Very clever..

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Stealing croutons is not cool. Croutons = very good. Stealing them means someone else gets less. How can you trust someone to cut at a brain if he can't handle his urge to take away something so valuable?

he should be arrested.

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I gotta say I'm shocked by his actions. Doesn't that violate some principle of the Hypocratic Oath? It's not as if these were breadsticks man.

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When I saw the words "brain surgan", "stealing", and "soup", the first things that came to mind was a doctor stirring the contents of a patients brain with a spoon...

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I check my e-mail.

ROFL

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

Heh. If he works for the NHS, I'll be surprised if they were able to get croutons in the first place.

And... "Keptin! The Croutons are comink!"

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[This message has been edited by - Tony - (edited March 23, 2004).]

No. Just No.

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Does anybody else get infuriated by stuff like this? I'm sure 90% of it winds up being posted on massassi, so i'm probablys going to have severe anger management problems later in life.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

Yes. That's why I posted it, to see how you guys would react and make sure I'm not crazy. This is so ridiculous. BRAIN SURGERIES needed to be postponed because the man took some extra CROUTONS!!!!!

WTF?!?![/i]

*explodes*



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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

Im confused...

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Well, the hospital obviously has it's priorities down. One package or croutons is magnitudes more valueable than patients payng for brain surgery.

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Beware of the dryed peices of seasoned bread. they'er in control. thet alone chose who will live or die. i vote we all stand on an alter and burn our selvs as a sacrifice to the mighty bread gods that they may have mercy on our seed and our beloved earth.

[This message has been edited by BoRnOfFiRe (edited March 24, 2004).]

croutons never caught on with me. I usually order soup at restaurants, but i occasionally go for a caesar salad and I expressly ask to leave the croutons off..

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[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited March 23, 2004).]

Wierdo

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

And they say Americans are idiots.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

They might have been afraid he'd get crouton crumbs in somebody's brain. I think it was a wise decision.

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Just to prove how screwed up the British legal system is --> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3561555.stm
Meanwhile there's another news story about a guy who had a few drinks, decides to drive home and use his mobile at the same time, he swerves into the opposite lane and crashes into a car coming the other way, killing 2 people and seriously injuring 2 others, he's walked away with a 5 year ban on driving and a &1500 fine rather than any sort of custodial sentence.

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It's unlikely that the patients would be paying for brain surgery.