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Wierdest dream ever...
2004-03-24, 4:37 AM #1
[dream]

From birdseye view. Michael Jackson is driving a convertable with his feat and with his head at the bottom of the seat. He is holding a pistol. In front of him is another convertable. About 5 kids are on and in the car, each about 3 feet tall. They all have heavy gangsta accents. All of the sudden, they both go around a corner, Jackson shoots at them, and they accelerate. One of the kids is hanging on by the rear-view mirror. Then time slows down and color turns to grayscale. Time stops and you hear the slow echo of a gunshot.

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2004-03-24, 5:17 AM #2
Drugs are bad kids.

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2004-03-24, 5:44 AM #3
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2004-03-24, 5:52 AM #4
lmao! wow... sounds like someone watches too much news.

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2004-03-24, 6:20 AM #5
R O F L[/i]


Seriously, you gotta stop taking those drugs right before you go to sleep.

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2004-03-24, 7:15 AM #6
Cocain is a hell of a drug...

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2004-03-24, 7:24 AM #7
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Cocain is a hell of a drug...

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2004-03-24, 7:47 AM #8
ha this thread is great

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2004-03-24, 7:54 AM #9
At least it wasn't one of those dreams where you're naked somewhere... *blushes*

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2004-03-24, 7:56 AM #10
Or naked with someone... O_o

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2004-03-24, 7:59 AM #11
I had a dream of Michael Jackson once. I shot him in the gut with a shotgun because he was naked in my house for some reason when i got home from school (and naturally I always have a shotgun in my backpack)

That was ages ago though, my most recent weird (and best in a looong while) was a dream where I was playing the guitar and Melissa Auf der Maur (I have a MAJOR perversion for her) was playing the bass and singing, we played Followed The Waves and Lightning Is My Girl. The drummer was a faceless person wearing a hat, a leather jacket and black gloves.

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2004-03-24, 8:35 AM #12
Something must be horribly wrong to dream of Michael Jackson.

o_0

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2004-03-24, 8:40 AM #13
I had a dream many years ago that I was fighting in a war in a jungle somewhere. I was being chased and I wasn't going to get away until I ran into a mall and got a pair of roller blades. At that point, whoever was chasing me, could no longer cacth me.

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2004-03-24, 9:22 AM #14
These dreams still represent reality. A lot of my dreams cannot even be put into English.

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2004-03-24, 10:09 AM #15
So, Mystic, are you asking us to interpret your dream?
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2004-03-24, 10:17 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
Or naked with someone... O_o

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I like those dreams.......

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2004-03-24, 10:21 AM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stat:
A lot of my dreams cannot even be put into English.</font>


Thats true for the majority of my dreams too . . .and the rest, well, I dont want to put it in English..

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2004-03-24, 10:40 AM #18
My dreams are VERY screwed up. I mean, it's like somebody downloaded a freakin' virus into my brain or something.

I once dreamed that my rabbit got loose from it's cage, and was a vampire rabbit, and hid under my bed waiting to bite me when I got out of bed. Scary part was, I was so freaked out after seeing it under my bed, I ran to the door and went to my parents room. But that's not all, when we went back, nothing was there and I "went back to sleep." Read that last part in italics, I WAS AWAKE!

I've had way to many nightmares to say, and some I really wish I never had.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
I went as DF Kyle for Halloween, beat that.</font>
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2004-03-24, 10:50 AM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
I like those dreams.......</font>

I'm sure that depends on who the other person is [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif].

I rarely have dreams that I remember. The one I remember most is when 3 alien/mutated pirhanas (sp?) started flying around after being released and were trying to eat everyone. I think they got a couple of my friends [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cosmic Castaway:
I've had way to many nightmares to say, and some I really wish I never had.</font>

For some reason, I've always wished I had more nightmares.

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2004-03-24, 10:56 AM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
Or naked with someone... O_o
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I don't get enough of those. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


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2004-03-24, 10:59 AM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
I like those dreams.......

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Who said anything about dreams?

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2004-03-24, 11:01 AM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
Who said anything about dreams?</font>


LOL! Ahahahahah! That one got me going! Ahahahehehehehahahaehaehaeheahaeheah!

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Sorry.

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
I went as DF Kyle for Halloween, beat that.</font>
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2004-03-24, 11:38 AM #23
The scariest/weirdest dream I ever had involved a 1' tall elf (who was wearing Shaquille O Neal size shoes) staring into my bedroom window, holding a bloody dagger. He had the creepiest face I'd ever seen before.
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2004-03-24, 11:48 AM #24
I had dream last nigh that I got tiped out of my house. I was running franticly around allies and saw other being tipped out of they're houses (I don't know haow else to explane it) then some big lawn mower thing that took up the space of all the allys started chasing me and all the other people. othe olny way to run was ahead then morea and more of tehm apperaed and they blocked off all the places to run exept off this cliff that seeming ly went for ever. I wa sthe olny one who haddn't been mowed down. suddenly the mowwer blades became red hot and started coming towards me. I turned and jumped. I woke up right when i hit.


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2004-03-24, 11:53 AM #25
... Wow, lawn mowers...

And, you are the typo master, really. :P

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
I went as DF Kyle for Halloween, beat that.</font>
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2004-03-24, 12:42 PM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Cocain is a hell of a drug...

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"But that was last week!"
"No...that was 5 minutes ago Rick."


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2004-03-24, 1:53 PM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
"But that was last week!"
"No...that was 5 minutes ago Rick."


"F*** YO COUCH N****!"

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Im Rick James, B****!!!

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2004-03-24, 2:32 PM #28
I've had a few dreams with celeberties I don't care about and / or don't pay that much attention to.


Carson daily gave me a jag in one.

Lucy luu was in one, don't remmber anything other then that though.

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2004-03-24, 2:36 PM #29
This dream was only waiting to happen.

  • We are studying the car unit in spanish
  • Michael Jackson was in a video bullitin ad for something called the "dating game" at our school
  • The feet driving the car thing came from that old michael jackson trycicle pic
  • The shooting / slowmotion / black & white came from another school bullitan ad that told us what to do in case of a school shooting
  • Michal Jackson is chasing kids because of all the sick jokes going around
  • I have no idea where the heck the kids with gangsta accents came from


I forgot to mention that at the end of the dream, the announcer from ut2003 says "This is what michal jackson is doing to our youth."

I'll ask the dunmer temple to interperate my dreams...

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[This message has been edited by Mystic0 (edited March 24, 2004).]
2004-03-24, 2:45 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Morpheus:
I had a dream of Michael Jackson once. I shot him in the gut with a shotgun because he was naked in my house for some reason when i got home from school (and naturally I always have a shotgun in my backpack)

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ROFL!

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2004-03-24, 4:15 PM #31
Man. I had such a horrible nightmare last night.. I dreamt that Lucas was going to make three more Star Wars movies..* *shudder*

*Not kidding. I really had this dream last night. I woke up in a cold sweat..

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2004-03-24, 4:24 PM #32
My wierd dreamage

So, Im sitting at starbucks inside of a wal-mart (I dont shop at wal-mart, nor drink at starbucks) looking at an entire wall of Metal Gear Solid 2 games (W.T.F?), in n-gage packages. Then I see this huge giant box. Massive box, that says "Final Fantasy XI, TableTop Roleplaying game". So I pick up the box. Then the anime kids (wierd kids who obsess over anime at my school, all they talk about, read, watch -- anime), they say "Hey, you play that too?!" and then I start to get scared, but they keep drawing me closer. Next thing I know, a giant wyvern comes crashing through the wall. So I hop on the wyvern and we ride into the sunset, me with a giant FFXI box, the wyvern... just being a wyvern...

WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!

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2004-03-24, 4:24 PM #33
I dreamed that my town was attacked by swarms of grasshoppers. Everyone was like,

"Ah. Swarms of grasshoppers!"

The end.

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2004-03-24, 4:25 PM #34
Fish, it means that you're supposed to kill them all.

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2004-03-24, 4:27 PM #35
Hmm. "Weirdest" is misspelled.

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2004-03-24, 4:32 PM #36
Once I dreamed that I was in this stone temple with no doors, but there was one level
which had a set of stairs up to the next level, and on the second level there was a slide on either side, which you could slide down, which would bring to you level one, so in my dream I dreamed a troll-like creature was chasing me up the stairs and I would get up there and then go down one of the slide type things, and we would just keep going in circles like this until I woke up..

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2004-03-24, 5:02 PM #37
One time, I had a dream about seeing The Patriot before I saw it and, unbeknownst to me when I was sleeping, the next morning in English class, we watched it.

A couple weeks ago, I had a dream that me and a gal friend of mine were shopping for cheese. (For some reason...I can hear Peter Griffin saying that line.) It was actually a neat dream because I've got a crush on the girl and it kinda showed me that when you're in love, even the mundane things have their kicks. But I knew that already, so I guess the dream just let me fantasize about it some. Ha...the thing is that she was going for this expensive cheese and I was whining, "Darcy, I don't have that much money!"
2004-03-24, 8:16 PM #38
My weirdest dream? I'll tell you when you're older...

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2004-03-24, 8:18 PM #39
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GhostOfYoda:
My weirdest dream? I'll tell you when you're older...</font>


He said weird, not perverted....

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2004-03-24, 8:46 PM #40
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Cocain is a hell of a drug...

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Someone on coke wouldn't be sleeping, let alone dreaming. Maybe LSD or some mushies
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