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2004-03-28, 9:35 AM #1

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

It can be a forum post, a lamp post, the mail kind of post, anything that has to do with "post" and is your favorite.

http://www.custom-mailboxes.com/images/lampposts4s.jpg (intentionally avoided hot-linking.)

I think that is a nice group photo of eight lamp posts.

By the way, this thread may seem a bit pointless, but it serves a great purpose which I will reveal later.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2004-03-28, 9:37 AM #2

Correction

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Posts: 3,077

Quote:

Originally posted by Krokodile:
It can be a forum post, a lamp post, the mail kind of post, anything that has to do with "post" and is your favorite.

http://www.custom-mailboxes.com/images/lampposts4s.jpg (intentionally avoided hot-linking.)

I think that is a nice group photo of eight lamp posts.

By the way, this thread may seem a bit pointless, but it serves a great purpose which I will reveal later.

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2004-03-28, 9:44 AM #3

Avenger

Positive!

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It's not this one. That's for sure [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-28, 10:01 AM #4

Flexor

Flexorator

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2004-03-28, 10:08 AM #5

Verticae

gothicX

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2004-03-28, 10:09 AM #6

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New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

http://www.washingtonpost.com/

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2004-03-28, 10:26 AM #7

Silent_Rhapsody

Upon A Star

Posts: 132

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~William Shakespeare

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They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in,
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if there is a light from within.
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2004-03-28, 10:48 AM #8

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I dunno about favorite, but this is definately a rather good, recent NeS post made by The Last True Evil on March 19, 2004. It's also the post where Tracer got his current signature from.

Quote:

*MEANWHILE, IN THE 'REAL' WORLD...*

GebohqtheWriter: Think of the looove! THE LOOOOVE-

*He is cut down in a rapid crossfire that is rapidly enveloping the NeS Offices. True to form, most of our beloved staff are either too lazy, boozed up or busy playing computer games to notice. But those who care about more than their doughnut supplies, T1 connections and clouded sex lives are rapidly caught up in the escalating situation.*

HighemperortheWriter: I swear by the sacred Rite of Azermaniroth, Keeper of the Third Lunar Jewel, I will end your inane story arcs!

*Arrayed in a sweeping cape that appears to be made out of tea towels, and screaming in a deity-like squeak, HighemperortheWriter has barricaded himself at one end of the office block, throwing cardboard cut-outs of lightning bolts down the hall at...*

TracertheWriter: Flibbledy-dibbledy! Nyaaaaaaaahhh! Silly story arcs forever!!!!

*Entrenched in a fortress entirely composed of paperclips, TracertheWriter dodges the faux bolts of wrath and returns fire with an equally deadly weapon he has surrounded himself with; a limitless supply of codfish.*

TracertheWriter: I'm on a holy quest to restore zaniness to the NeS! Booga-booga!

HighemperortheWriter: Zounds! Such stark evil requires me to draw on my Highemperor-invincibility! EXECUTE POWERPLAY ATTACK!

*A stack of A4 paper with 'LoLOLOLOL I'm better than j00' flies down the hall, smashing itself and exploding on the paperclip shield. A volley of codfish fire in counter, slopping wetly down HighemperortheWriter's cubicle.*

GebohqtheWriter: Ugggghhhh...help me...

*TLTEtheWriter runs through the barrage, leaning by his fellow author. Geb has fallen bravely defending, as always, the interests of his story. A lightning bolt hangs from his ear; many codfish grimly decorate his chest.*

TLTETW: What would you have me do, my goofy captain?

GebTW: Stop...the chaos...

*TLTETW nods grimly, standing up. As if on cue, TracerTW and HighemperorTW rise up, weapons in hand.*

HighemperorTW: Join me, TLTE! We're both serious writers! Together, we'll turn the NeS into The Sombre Chronicles of the Sepulchral Phantom...people will love it, I swear!

TracerTW: Join me, TLTE! You can only redeem your past serious storylines, and your subsequent role in the rise of the EeP, by zanifying the NeS once more! Here, have a bucket of codfish!

*TLTETW looks left and right, the parallels of writing styles offering him a slice of eternity each.*

Serious...quirky.

Thrilling...humourous.

Intense...light-hearted.

Ultimate power...unlimited codfish.

*His soul bending with the pressure, TLTETW does the only sane thing he can do in the situation.*

TLTETW: I'LL OFFER MYSELF UP AS SACRIFICE!!!

*He runs over to the glass window and jumps through it, braving a 100-foot drop into the official NeS Jelly Swimming Pool. HighempTW and TracerTW both walk to the blasted window, looking down in awe.*

HighemperorTW: By the Wings of Hualestria!

TracerTW: I can't believe he turned down the codfish.

*BACK IN THE REALM OF THE NES!!!*

*TLTE stops, staring blankly ahead, bolt upright. Highemperor looks at him oddly.*

Highemperor: Are you alright?

TLTE: (relaxing) Yeah, my writer has bailed on me again. Let's keep moving...

No codfish were hurt in the making of this post, though some were heard to groan at their excessive use in every punchline.

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2004-03-28, 11:11 AM #9

Dark__Knight

Blockyness Rocks!

Posts: 3,011

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2004-03-28, 11:37 AM #10

Ictus

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Posts: 769

Roast Poast.

2004-03-28, 11:50 AM #11

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

that looks extremely unappetizing

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2004-03-28, 12:17 PM #12

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

[http://www.ndsuvarsitymart.com/art/2003-08/post-it.jpg]

And whatever you do, don't search for "post" with safesearch off. *shivers*

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2004-03-28, 12:35 PM #13

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

[http://www.a1imaging.net/reallynew/halsall-post-office.jpg]

Who'd have thought that a Google image search for "post" would've turned up a nudist site ...

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2004-03-28, 12:41 PM #14

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Actually, it turned up a picture of an old guy naked in his garden.

I feel ill.

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Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-03-28, 1:03 PM #15

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally posted by Flexor:

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2004-03-28, 5:39 PM #16

Nikumubeki