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Wow, some really crazy stuff happens around the world...
2004-03-29, 10:42 AM #1
Ehhhh....very, very weird....

This might be a little inappropriate, but it's awful funny, so I figured I'd post it.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.</font>


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2004-03-29, 10:44 AM #2
WTF!

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2004-03-29, 10:45 AM #3
Yeah, we've had a few of these.. including that one guy who actually COOKED his own penis and ate it.

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2004-03-29, 10:45 AM #4
That's what you said to my last post! Bah! Uncreative replies!

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-29, 10:51 AM #5
well, at least he won't reproduce.

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2004-03-29, 11:02 AM #6
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2004-03-29, 11:39 AM #7
Ah, those wacky and yet very generous Cambodians!

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omnia mea mecum porto
2004-03-29, 11:58 AM #8
Darwin awards candidate...

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-03-29, 12:00 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.
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Best paragraph... EVER.

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2004-03-29, 12:10 PM #10
Talk about devotion to your religion.

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2004-03-29, 12:16 PM #11
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"He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.

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This made me laugh so hard.

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2004-03-29, 3:03 PM #12
Even I wouldn't go that far if I saw spirits (and I do once in awhile... O_o; [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif], my offering would be to throw my pillow at them. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-29, 3:07 PM #13
That'll teach him to go to sleep without some chicken or duck on standby.

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2004-03-29, 3:14 PM #14
Yeah, I don't about you guys, but I always put a duck or chicken next to my bed before I go to sleep.

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