DANG MY SCHOOL (ok, prolly not the school, but certainly the cowardly ppl who are just too stupid to learn :MAD: )!!!!!!!!!
They took away the students' rights to use the restrooms! This is really ticking me off right now, and it's only been 8 fricking hours!!!!! The bathrooms are locked up, and nobody can use them!!! Okay, actually, ONE PERSON AT A TIME can use them, with an adult escort in there with them!!

Ya wanna know WHY this is happening? Hmm? Well, there's a buncha fricken [please dont use that word -DSettahr] losers at my school who think vandalism is so @#$%ing cool. Boy how I wish I could yell in their faces that they are being stupid and nothing better. just wait till you hear the stupid stuff they do! Though the action taking place now isn't really as bad as it sounds, the worst part of this whole damn situation is that these people were given ONE WHOLE FRIGGING WEEK to shape up and desist from destroying the bathrooms!! The administration even told us what they would do if it didn't improve (and they did this before, too), and it's exactly what they are doing now!!!! :MAD: This crap persisted and these stupid vandals are just too @#$%ing thickheaded to give a care about squat. Now look where we are! We're being scrutinized while engaging in a little "business" with the toilet! Do you really want someone watching you when you're doing that? Jeez! I'm so ticked that these stupidheads didn't listen! :mAD: Gosh!
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Anyway, post the stupidest acts of vandalism (which is basically all) that took place at your school/work/whatever, what the consequences were, or something along these lines.

Here's what the bozos at my school did:

• broke the handles off of the sink faucets
• put condoms on the faucets and turn the water on
• put paper towels in the sink and turned on the water in an attempt to flood the school
• throw wet paper towels at the ceiling and make them stick
• draw stuff on the walls (using pens, markers, white out, even soap!), like swears and schwastikkas (sp?)
• break the bubbles (used for seeing if it needs refilling) off the soap dispensers so the soap will ooze out all over
• leaving paper towels on the floor
• clogging toilets with paper towels
• trying to flush a pad of detention slips down the toilet
• pulling the paper towel thingie off the wall (we finally got some nice new ones because of this but they're already broken from vandalism)
• picking your nose and wiping the stuff that comes out on the wall
• scuff marks on the walls
• turned on the showers and left them on
• urinating on the walls

There's probably more that I've forgotten.

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That sucks.

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BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Hah, you think that's bad? You don't have a bathroom. They are slowly torturing us. First the soap got taken away, then the mirrors, then guess what? There's an adult escort BUT there's a twist. No stall doors.

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Fight fire with fire! Fight EVERYTHING with fire!

"True as toasted toads!"

That's not cool. Too bad they don't do something to try to stop the morons casuing all the damage.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Protest by wetting your pants

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Fight fire with fire! Fight EVERYTHING with fire!

"True as toasted toads!"

As a former part-time janitor, I must say that I am filled with disgust by the actions of these clowns.

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-Atom and His Package

There's an adult escort? has in they watch you?

If so, they might has well just putt a camera in there(the cameras not being aim at any like toilets or that, just like at the door and the sinks)

and keep the bath room open for use,
then if more vandalism happens they can just go to the camera and make those people pay

Wait, let me get this right...

Only one person is allowed in at a time, but an adult escort must go with you inside.

It seems like it would be better if they did that, but had the escort wait outside the bathroom door...that way once you're done they can check to make sure everyone

On a serious note too, what about those with Paruresis (Shy Bladder)? I've known actually a couple people with this, and having an armed escort with them as they goto the bathroom is a no no.

*shrugs*

I remember my day in Elementary school when the worst thing was people writing on the walls...at least in college the vandalism isn't so much *But yes, its still there. Some dumb *** took the soap dispenser in one of the handicapped bathrooms. WHY?!*

non violent protest, eh?

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some inventive people may find a way to piss on it...

even then, thee would be the problem of people flashing and mooning the camera-- who are they going to hire to sit there and watch the surveilance tapes?


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At my college, people actually break holes in the walls.


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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

I can sympathise with this, I have irritable bowel syndrome and have to use the bathroom more than the average person and an escort would be a bloody hindrance for all and sundry since I'm in there on a regular basis.

I can't for the life of me understand why people do these things to bathrooms. Everytime I see this sort of stuff I make a little wish that the buggers who did it get afflicted with a nasty case of Montezuma's revenge and the only available bathroom has been rendered unusable by another moron.

*sigh* People are idiots.

Run, you have IBS too? I was diagnosed with it in 9th grade. *5-6 years ago*. Symptoms are different for everyone pretty much. For me, I don't go more frequently, it just turns the urge to go into a very sharp pain. After so long with it though, my pain tolerance has really really gone up, which I guess is a plus.

Just a tangent...

Are the rules for the guys or for everyone?

People at my school just write on the walls, and take all of the paper towels out of the dispensers. The mirrors are all so scratched up that there is no point trying to put anything new on them.

Too bad fireworks have gotten more tame. They don't do as much damage when flushed down the toilets as they used too.

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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov

Yeah, I got diagnosed about 6 years ago, just as I finished high school. I ate some very bad chicken and was that ill that it screwed my guts over royally. I was nauseous for about six months, lost about 25 kilos and would wake up at night every two hours dry heaving. Contrary to what you may think, this was not fun. Neither was the gastroscopy (camera down throat into stomach)

Once I got the nausea under control and could eat properly again, I noticed my bowels were all funny: massive stomach cramps, frequent answers to the call of nature, and an unseemly amount of gas where the only comfortable position was the foetal position. Contrary to what you may think, this was not fun either. Neither was the colonoscopy (camera into large intestine via the route you’re all thinking of)

But after that I finally got some decent drugs for it and everything seems to have calmed down a bit. I still have to answer natures call more often than most people (15+ times/day), but I don’t get any pain, even though I do still get periods where I will get intensely nauseous for no good reason. My pain tolerance has gone up a fair bit too, but my nausea tolerance has gone through the roof. There are still plenty of foods I can’t eat though: spicy, greasy stuff, alcohol, anything with caffeine, soft drinks, anything too sweet or with a high fat content, but you can work around this stuff so its not that big a deal. I tend not to socialise outside of uni though, as it’s a pain to constantly excuse myself or refuse foods/drinks.

But back on topic again, so yes I do get very irritated when people vandalise bathrooms.

I am another poor tormented IBS person.

When everyone else has nightmares about monsters, spiders and snakes...I run screaming from the giant extra spicy mexican meal trying to force it's way down my throat.

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Corrupting the kiddies since '97

No it was one of those "heat-n-eat" chicken things you get from the freezer section of the supermarket. I cooked it up and it smelled and looked fine, history on the other hand tells a different story.

Jaiph: how long have you had IBS?

This is why you don't go to school with babboons.

Are you sure it was the chicken Run? I thought they didn't know what caused it for sure...

I remember when IBS first hit me, I had had Strawberry Milk that morning, 30 mins later I felt horrible and it proceeded from there. Yet I know it wasn't the milk that caused it...

Chicken Run is an awesome movie.

We have to have security escorts to the bathrooms. For, you guessed it, security reasons. Basically, when you want to go, the teacher has to call an escort, you wait for them, they come and walk you down there. It's school policy.

However, even though it's school policy, 60% of the teachers simply don't really care. If the nearest bathroom is (at the most) a 30 second walk, they let you go. No escort. Any longer though, and they just call. The security people also don't care. They pretty much come to get you, walk 5 steps down the hall with you, ask you if you know where the nearest bathroom is, and then go about their business.

In short, it's a policy that no one really cares about.

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A decade and a bit. No idea exactly.



....Chicken Run!



I had to...

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Corrupting the kiddies since '97

AFAIK, they don't know what causes it and I doubt it was the chicken specifically, but the chicken making me sick was probably what brought it to the surface, kind of like your strawberry milk thing. It's kind of moot now anyways.

Jaiph:

In middle school, the only thing I remember happening was someone lighting off a smoke bomb in the boy's bathroom. It was much worse in high school, though. There were at least six men's bathrooms, and each one always had something done to it. I frequently found shoes, balls, or pop bottles in the toilets and urinals. Arson seemed to be the biggest thing. The main bathroom had a horizontal row of plastic rivets across each wall about 5 feet off the ground, which people would constantly set fire to. The rivet would simply burn up and then then go out, leaving a melted plastic mess on the wall and a long streak of carbon soot above it. One year, someone cranked out a long piece of paper towel from the dispenser and lit it on fire, which set the entire garbage can and towel dispenser ablaze, resulting in that building being filled with smoke.

I would think that things would have gotten better in college as far as bathroom vandalism, but apparently not. In one stall, several bathroomgoers have used the paper seat dispenser as a message board, where they cover it in phrases such as "free paper hats", and debate each other on the spelling of the f-word.

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...they took away the soap? That's unsanitary...

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Damn, I should have seen that coming, but I didn't...

This is why I trained myself not to have to go during the seven hour period of time known as school.

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that's getting a little bit dangerous. When it getsv to that point, it isnt funny anymore.




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What they did at my old school is just stopped cleaning it. After a few months the bathroom was such a filth that the students had no choice but to clean it themselves. Not a problem for me though - I've managed to go through all of primary school (6 years) and high school (5 years) without ever stepping foot in a public school bathroom.

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Someone dumbass at my school set the paper towel dispenser on fire,me and another kid saw it first, it satrted melting a stuff. We wern't allowed to use that bathroom (1 of 2) for a loooong while.

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The male toilets in our schools are usually locked except for one, that is sometimes open.

Stuff idiots have done in there are:

• Spat/urinated on doorhandles/taps
• Blocked sinks/urinals
• Wet paper towels on ceilings
• Graffiti
• Litter on floor
• Setting fire to the towel dispenser while it was on the (wooden) wall of the cubicle
• Urinating on the floor (spreading across the whole of the room. No-one has that bad an aim)

We also get people throwing stuff out the window at passers by (open bottles full of what's probably toilet water, or soaked paper towels). Probably the worst one was someone who broke open the pipe that carries the waste away from the toilets in the cubicles.

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OMG! That is just funny. Reminds me of the time my freind (******) "Name Censored."
Trashed the bathroom at my old private school. OMG! Im still laughing!


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Its not really funny - its just a few people ruining it for everyone else. Who wants to go to the loos with an accompanying adult?

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Sweet irony...