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What a way to go...
2004-03-30, 11:54 AM #1
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/03/30/fatal.jump.ap/index.html

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2004-03-30, 11:56 AM #2
I know a man's death is no laughing matter but...

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The man landed on an apartment patio, horrifying those who witnessed it.</font>
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2004-03-30, 11:56 AM #3
I love that man.

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2004-03-30, 11:57 AM #4
I suppose it could have been worse

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2004-03-30, 11:57 AM #5
hehehhe
violent!

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2004-03-30, 11:58 AM #6
...

*Salutes*

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2004-03-30, 11:59 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"I think that was Dad's idea, to go out in a flash of glory," said Robert Frost</font>


Wait... the robert frost?

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2004-03-30, 12:02 PM #8
That's how I want to go. But I think I'd like to land on a pile of C5*, setting it off, and leveling a small city.

*I read about this stuff in a magazine somewhere. It's the Next-gen C4, apparently a gram of C5 is equal to about a pound of C4.

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2004-03-30, 12:02 PM #9
That is both horrific and awesome beyond all description.

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2004-03-30, 12:03 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
What a way to go...</font>


There are no good ways.

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2004-03-30, 12:08 PM #11
well, not really. i mean, you could give your life in a war defending your unit or something. wouldn't be good for you, but it would be good for the people you saved, and you'd get a hell of alot of post-humous (sp?) honors.

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2004-03-30, 12:10 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
That is both horrific and awesome beyond all description.</font>




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2004-03-30, 12:15 PM #13
The only way it could have been better would be if he had landed in a swimming pool. Other than that, I think we can all take a page out of this guy's book.

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2004-03-30, 12:52 PM #14
Whoa, that is a cool way to die. What a mess though!
2004-03-30, 1:05 PM #15
I think it was a selfish way to go. Just think of how horrifying it was to the people whose patio he landed on. That's going to leave a mental scar for a while. If he wanted to go out like that, he should have jumped into a lake or an area of wilderness, where no one else would have to see him...land.
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