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Why did the deer cross the road
2004-03-28, 11:12 AM #1
Cause the state didn't have any better way to spend 25 million dollars.

I can't wait to see the first deer ran over under the new bridge [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-28, 11:14 AM #2
Yeah.. how are they going to get animals to use the bridge?

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2004-03-28, 11:18 AM #3
Question: if you hit and kill a deer, do you get to keep it?

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2004-03-28, 11:19 AM #4
Deer being run over by cars is what keeps the deer population from exploding in the US.

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2004-03-28, 11:23 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Question: if you hit and kill a deer, do you get to keep it?

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In Ohio I know it is, but you have to tell law enforcement before you can take it.

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2004-03-28, 11:23 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Question: if you hit and kill a deer, do you get to keep it?

A trophy buck is still a trophy buck, no matter how you get it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Trophy buck...mscbuck...hrmm...

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2004-03-28, 11:30 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi:
Yeah.. how are they going to get animals to use the bridge?

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They've had that in canada for ages and it really works. In some national parks it's reduced road kill by up to 85%. It's about damn time they implement something like that over there.

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2004-03-28, 11:33 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Deer being run over by cars is what keeps the deer population from exploding in the US.</font>
It also gives you a good reason to buy a new car.

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2004-03-28, 11:34 AM #9
Actually, theres waiting lists for roadkill. People are willing to cook and eat animals that were hit by cars...

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2004-03-28, 11:37 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
It also gives you a good reason to buy a new car.

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Not really, seeing as you're usually pretty much DEAD.

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2004-03-28, 11:43 AM #11
Not when you hit a deer. It'll cuase some fairly significant frint end damage, but it won't really total the car. Elk maybe, but deer anren't all that big.

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2004-03-28, 11:52 AM #12
They are most certainly big enough.

Anyway, this looks like a good plan. Yay for everyone.

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2004-03-28, 11:58 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Not when you hit a deer. It'll cuase some fairly significant frint end damage, but it won't really total the car. Elk maybe, but deer anren't all that big.

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Well I suppose the ones they got over there aren't as big as the ones we have here.

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2004-03-28, 12:00 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DSettahr:
Actually, theres waiting lists for roadkill. People are willing to cook and eat animals that were hit by cars...

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I'll believe you when I have to defend the deer that I killed fair and square with my car from 30 hungry rednecks... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-28, 12:00 PM #15
Lol, Avenger, I'm guessing you aren't rural enough to have seen a car that has been totalled by a deer eh? Lol, Deer > Car, that's all I will say

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2004-03-28, 12:08 PM #16
In Canada the worst are the moose... I've had to see waaay to many mooses being put down by a ranger with a shotgun. They usually kill the driver and passengers too (the moose... not the ranger).

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2004-03-28, 12:10 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Lol, Avenger, I'm guessing you aren't rural enough to have seen a car that has been totalled by a deer eh? Lol, Deer > Car, that's all I will say

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There are plenty of deer where I live, but they aren't all that big. Maybe you have mutant, super-freak deer where you live [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-28, 3:02 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BV:
In Canada the worst are the moose... I've had to see waaay to many mooses being put down by a ranger with a shotgun. They usually kill the driver and passengers too (the moose... not the ranger).

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I know a few truck drivers who have hit a moose. One of their friends was killed, another had their tractor totaled.



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2004-03-28, 3:08 PM #19
So I guess it's just the Rocky show after that.

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2004-03-30, 12:23 PM #20
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2004-03-30, 12:42 PM #21
[http://www.courier-journal.com/localnews/2004/03/28ky/tunnell300.jpg]


Is it bad that I know where that photo was taken? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-03-30, 1:02 PM #22
yes, GBK yes it is
my question it, are they going to fence off the sides of the highways then?

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2004-03-30, 1:44 PM #23
No. They want tobuild corridors for the animals to pass safely across (probably under) the highway. They create a sperate set of problems though.

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2004-03-30, 2:37 PM #24
... Nobody seems to have noticed that the guy interviewed at the end of the article claims that they have the 'sexiest' turkeys.
2004-03-30, 3:23 PM #25
But we *DO* have the sexiest turkeys... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-03-30, 3:33 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"We've got the sexiest turkeys in the state, reproducing like crazy," Imbrogno said.</font>


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2004-03-30, 3:35 PM #27
If GBK ever becomes a dictator, I just know his flag is going to have one big [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] on it

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2004-03-30, 3:46 PM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
If GBK ever becomes a dictator, I just know his flag is going to have one big [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] on it

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Nah...

GBK Presidential Flag: [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

GBK Dictatorship Flag: [http://blargh.mine.nu/test/67/7.jpg]

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