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Stupidity strikes again...
2004-03-31, 10:15 AM #1
Man Burned After Firing Rocket Inside Car

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Shannon Kramer's plans to fire a rocket toward his girlfriend went awry when the firework ricocheted inside his car and dived between his legs, bursting in a display that burned hair and skin from his feet to his groin, police said.</font>


Quite the prankster he is....

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2004-03-31, 10:24 AM #2
i'm surprised that the whole car didn't blow up.



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2004-03-31, 10:28 AM #3
Kramer......HAHA

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2004-03-31, 10:31 AM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">i'm surprised that the whole car didn't blow up.</font>


It wasn't in a movie.


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2004-03-31, 10:35 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Firefox:
It wasn't in a movie.


-Fox
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Well said. It's really quite hard to blow up a car. Plus using an explosive even in the engine just spreads the fuel so no nice fireballs [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] Physics always screwing me around.

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2004-03-31, 11:09 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Kramer......HAHA

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Shannon.. hahaha.

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2004-03-31, 11:13 AM #7
3 cheers for stupidity!

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2004-03-31, 11:36 AM #8
OMFG I sure hope it took his nuts out so he can never breed.

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2004-03-31, 11:52 AM #9
If I said that made my day, I'd be lying...

...But anyway, it sounds like while he may have lost a portion of his manliness, he might have gained some intelligence.

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2004-03-31, 12:42 PM #10
Nominated for Darwin Award?

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2004-03-31, 12:46 PM #11
Ok, why exactly was he firing a rocket at his girlfriend? they jsut break up or something, or is he just insane?

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2004-03-31, 12:49 PM #12
At least in this case, ignorance will not breed ignorance.

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2004-03-31, 1:17 PM #13
LMAO!!! YES!

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