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Cheer me on (or mock me to death)!
2004-09-05, 12:04 AM #1
I am so determined to get into the WoW closed beta, that I have been playing the stress test non-stop in an attempt to win this contest as one of the top 3 highest level Tauren druids in the entire damn game.

Thus far I'm level 22. I'm one of the top 3 highest Horde players on the server Tichondrius.

I also have no life.

But dammit, I love the game, I need it, and I'm crazy enough to do this.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-09-05, 12:07 AM #2
good luck, man
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2004-09-05, 12:07 AM #3
Haha thought you hadnt been around for a bit, obsessed are we? :p

I swear the "stress test" is just a nice way to say "blizzards guinie pigs" My server (archimonde?) went down 2 times within 30 minutes, and the first time I leveled down and lost everything I had completed for a quest. >.<
2004-09-05, 12:07 AM #4
Go Gonk, you lovable tin can. :D
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2004-09-05, 12:11 AM #5
There's been a lot of speculation about them just throwing the beta open after this, but I doubt it.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-09-05, 2:07 AM #6
One can only hope. *swoon*
D E A T H
2004-09-05, 2:41 AM #7
You got no chance of making it. I mean come on ... true MMORPG no lifers are normally Koreans, dorky unfit guys whose definition of a love life is spending it online, and/or those online insominiacs. Even if you fall into either of those categories, you've wasted valuable time by posting this thread. So if you want to make it ... you gonna have to drink lots of coffee, hope you have enough power, make sure you computer doesn't die and start killing x amounts of baddies and finishing those quests like a true MMORPGer. Not to mention its handy to keep a bucket next to your chair for use as a toilet and a minibar close by too.
2004-09-05, 2:48 AM #8
Back when I was hooked on D2, it was rather common for me to forget to eat or drink for a whole day.
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2004-09-05, 3:19 AM #9
Go Gonkish! Beat those crazy Koreans who are much better at MMOing than all because they work together!

Good times, I guess. :)
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2004-09-05, 3:27 AM #10
How ironic it would be that when the finished game is finally released, Gonk would be so weary of it, that he woudn't even buy it, nor play it if he happened to get it from somewhere else. If you play it so obsessively, surely you will meet all the limits and boundaries rather sooner than later.
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2004-09-05, 6:22 AM #11
<3 gonk
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2004-09-05, 7:04 AM #12
If you can't do it, no one (tin) can!
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2004-09-05, 7:17 AM #13
Wow.. I should get you to level my CoH character while I sleep :p
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2004-09-05, 7:25 AM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by lassev
How ironic it would be that when the finished game is finally released, Gonk would be so weary of it, that he woudn't even buy it, nor play it if he happened to get it from somewhere else. If you play it so obsessively, surely you will meet all the limits and boundaries rather sooner than later.


It's an MMORPG. There are no limits or boundaries. They continuously add onto the game.
2004-09-05, 8:24 AM #15
so how come everyone has quit AC?
2004-09-05, 8:42 AM #16
Why does Gonk care about WoW so much?
2004-09-05, 8:52 AM #17
Maybe mistakes WoW as Week of Women?
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2004-09-05, 9:21 AM #18
Im level 10.. I feel so ashamed.
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2004-09-05, 11:21 AM #19
Go Gonk!
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2004-09-05, 11:29 AM #20
Good luck, mate! ;)
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2004-09-05, 11:30 AM #21
go for the gold:D :D

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2004-09-05, 3:57 PM #22
Go Gonk! You can do it!
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2004-09-05, 4:38 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by CavEmaN
You got no chance of making it. I mean come on ... true MMORPG no lifers are normally Koreans, dorky unfit guys whose definition of a love life is spending it online, and/or those online insominiacs. Even if you fall into either of those categories, you've wasted valuable time by posting this thread. So if you want to make it ... you gonna have to drink lots of coffee, hope you have enough power, make sure you computer doesn't die and start killing x amounts of baddies and finishing those quests like a true MMORPGer. Not to mention its handy to keep a bucket next to your chair for use as a toilet and a minibar close by too.


A.) Server was down when that was posted, as it is now.

B.) Sound more like an ***, please.

I realize I'll probably lose, but I'm doing it now primarily to see how far I can push this character in a week.

Level 24 thus far.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-09-05, 5:32 PM #24
You do realize, the less you play, the more easily you level?

But go for it anyways, I'll be rootin for ya ;)
D E A T H
2004-09-05, 6:06 PM #25
Hey Gonk.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-09-05, 7:40 PM #26
Good lord gonk! my warlocks only level 10! im on alexstraza, going to have to pull an all nighter now. *readys propel* I was wondering which server you had...
2004-09-05, 7:55 PM #27
How the sweet christ did you get level 22 in 7 days or so?!?!?! I don't even think I have a 22 yet >.<.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-09-05, 8:21 PM #28
Level 24 now. Server is down.

And I'm a druid on top of that.

I think I'm in the running for the contest, but if Blizzard keeps taking my server down while keeping the 6 non-pvp servers up, I'll have to shoot them.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-09-05, 9:09 PM #29
Gonk loses.
2004-09-05, 9:27 PM #30
I am sending love to the Gonk!
2004-09-05, 9:30 PM #31
Damn, having a life makes my WoW time suck. Only 11, heh. I can't do it like I used to be able to. =(
2004-09-05, 9:34 PM #32
I hope you're plugged into the wall socket, Gonk. Don't want your batteries dying just as you about to win the contest.
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2004-09-05, 10:59 PM #33
Go Gonk!
2004-09-05, 11:09 PM #34
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2004-09-05, 11:50 PM #35
You can do it! (I hope so... I want to play with Gonk :( )
2004-09-06, 12:13 AM #36
*sigh*

My server has been down now for 4 hours.

6 other servers, meanwhile, have been up.

Yeah I think I just lost based solely upon a server choice.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-09-06, 12:20 AM #37
Archimonde has been down since I got home from work... and it still isnt back up... why blizzard why? :(
2004-09-06, 12:43 AM #38
HUUUUUUUUUUGE UPDATE.

They just announced the competition is now on a per server basis. In other words, I think I win. I just need to stay ahead of the other druids.

Right now, it stands as myself in the #1 position, a really cool guy named Akeba in the #2 tauren druid position, and then there's a 2 or 3 level gap, and random pubbie start showing up.

I must win this, for great justice.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-09-06, 1:03 AM #39
Cool, good luck ;)
2004-09-06, 1:12 AM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Gonk
I also have no life.


No need to state the obvious :D
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