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What would happen......
2004-09-05, 6:09 PM #1
if we were all sitting in a bar and I stood up and shouted ................... BAR FIGHT!!!!
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2004-09-05, 6:10 PM #2
I'd hurl a barbed javelin into your gut and we'd all take turns batting it around and twisting it.
2004-09-05, 6:46 PM #3
I'd spear someone with a trident.

...

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2004-09-05, 6:48 PM #4
I'd get so excited I'd piss my pants.
2004-09-05, 6:51 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by Jon`C
I'd hurl a barbed javelin into your gut and we'd all take turns batting it around and twisting it.

Remind me never to get into a bar fight with you...
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-09-05, 7:20 PM #6
I'd hurl GBK at you.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-09-05, 7:28 PM #7
I'd steal Gonk's WoW.
2004-09-05, 7:30 PM #8
I'd be sitting at the bar.
2004-09-05, 7:31 PM #9
*strips naked and covers himself in tartar sauce
ITS PARTY TIME!
2004-09-05, 7:41 PM #10
i would pour gas all over SAJN and light him on fire
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-09-05, 8:16 PM #11
I'd stand back in the corner, watching as everyonebeat the hell out of each other, then steal all the unconscious people's cash.
Pissed Off?
2004-09-05, 8:21 PM #12
I'd pull out my mini-nuke and blow up the bar.

Big explosives are fun.
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2004-09-05, 8:25 PM #13
I'd watch Jon kill everyone.
2004-09-05, 8:27 PM #14
id pull out my kung fu moves.
[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]
2004-09-05, 9:06 PM #15
I would whip out my 'bar' and 'beat' people with it.
2004-09-05, 9:15 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by GBK
Remind me never to get into a bar fight with you...
Don't worry. For you it's all about the broken glass.

I know I'd gore at least a few people with a piece of rusty rebar, but I haven't decided who yet.
2004-09-05, 9:18 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by Overlord
*strips naked and covers himself in tartar sauce
ITS PARTY TIME!


...and I would gouge out my eyes...
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2004-09-05, 9:20 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Katt
...and I would gouge out my eyes...
Oh that's on the list.
2004-09-05, 9:26 PM #19
I'd be momentarily distracted from my Bacardi and Coke and in-depth conversation on the Asian financial crisis with my friend Pete the kleptomaniac mechanical pink water buffalo.
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2004-09-05, 9:26 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Overlord
*strips naked and covers himself in tartar sauce
ITS PARTY TIME!

Ok, we really need that barfing smiley right about now.
2004-09-05, 9:27 PM #21
How will you vomit without an esophagus?
2004-09-05, 9:34 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
I would whip out my 'bar' and 'beat' people with it.


You win.
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2004-09-05, 10:04 PM #23
i would break a bottle of cheap american beer over someone's head. Thats about all you can do with it, the s*** isn't worth drinking. :p
2004-09-06, 2:40 AM #24
The next paratroop regiment would entirely be composed of squirrels.
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2004-09-06, 4:00 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Goit
The next paratroop regiment would entirely be composed of squirrels.


Yer that'd be... nuts!
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2004-09-06, 4:14 AM #26
i'd point and laugh at you with everyone else because anyone who shouts that would look like an ***.
2004-09-06, 5:24 AM #27
I'd do my best to not get hit, while keeping an eye out for Cazor.
Ban Jin!
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2004-09-06, 6:27 AM #28
I'd run around screaming "The chicken stole my pants".
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2004-09-06, 8:25 AM #29
I'd get a beer and leave.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-09-06, 8:47 AM #30
i'd pee my pants and hide in the corner
yay for not posting much ever
2004-09-06, 9:28 AM #31
I'd run outside for a few minutes, suit up in my full set of Mandalorian Armor, and proceed to kick everyone's @ss!
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2004-09-06, 9:58 AM #32
Done, and done.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2004-09-06, 10:10 AM #33
My Munkey Mulisha would kick the door in and lat spray the whole frickin' room with minigun lead.:)
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2004-09-06, 10:10 AM #34
I'm not too sure whether to be impressed or very afraid...
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-09-06, 10:48 AM #35
Afraid.

And I'd just steal everybody's drinks, round up those not too well beaten, and get us wasted in the corner while enjoying the ensuing chaos.

I'm sure there's a few round here that I've said I'd buy them pints, so I'd also fulfill that obligation too :)
2004-09-06, 11:41 AM #36
Three words: Holy Hand Grenade.
"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."

-Calvin
2004-09-06, 11:51 AM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
i would break a bottle of cheap american beer over someone's head. Thats about all you can do with it, the s*** isn't worth drinking. :p


holy crap I actually agree with Pagewizard on something...

what do sex in a boat and american beer have in common?
(hmm...probably not safe for here, pm me for answer!)

anyway... *steals nearest bottles of spirits and hides under the table*
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2004-09-06, 12:50 PM #38
*lights maeve's pants on fire*
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2004-09-06, 12:53 PM #39
I would tickle jedikirby with a feather
nope.
2004-09-06, 1:31 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
i would break a bottle of cheap american beer over someone's head. Thats about all you can do with it, the s*** isn't worth drinking. :p
I'd chug a bottle of a fine French Canadian beer, smash the bottle over your face and then maul your broken face with the glass until the bottle itself was ground down so there was nothing left to maul your face with. As it were.

But yes, American beer is quite useless.
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