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What would YOU have called Episode 2?
2004-03-31, 10:35 AM #1
Every one agrees that Attack of the Clones sucked hard as a title. So, what would you name the movie if you had the job and lucas wasn't around to screw it up?

Here's my ideas:

1. Episode 2: The clone wars
2. Episode 2: The fall of the republic
3. Episode 2: War against the separatists

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2004-03-31, 10:38 AM #2
No Page, see, people don't think the title sucked, they think the movie sucked.

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2004-03-31, 10:39 AM #3
I don't think the movie "sucked" just the actors.
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2004-03-31, 10:40 AM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
No Page, see, people don't think the title sucked, they think the movie sucked.

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Really? I have yet to find someone who actually liked the title.

All they had to do was get rid of the anakin/padme drivel and it could have been a much better movie.




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2004-03-31, 10:45 AM #5
Your skin is smooth, not like sand.

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2004-03-31, 10:48 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
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wtf was lucas thinking.....



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2004-03-31, 10:51 AM #7
The republic didn't fall, it won the war. It's odd because I always thought the BAD guys were the ones with the clones. Oh well.

Anyway, "The Clone Wars" would have been better.

And yeah, the movie sucked about 50%.

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2004-03-31, 10:56 AM #8
Redo the whole Anakin/Padme thing and make C-3PO less whinny and *****y and I would have liked the movie a whole lot more. The title didn't really bother me

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2004-03-31, 10:58 AM #9
I dont know if I'd change the title for Episdoe II, but I would've called Episode I "The Balance of the Force."

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2004-03-31, 12:05 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
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Stop this! I'm blushing!

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2004-03-31, 12:06 PM #11
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2004-03-31, 12:09 PM #12
How about "Episode 2: Just fast-forward through it."

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2004-03-31, 12:17 PM #13
I liked The Saga Continues.

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2004-03-31, 12:30 PM #14
I think the title worked. If you line up all the title names you can see a definate progression in title styles that would take place in progressive eras.

(that didnt seem clear to me either, hope my point got across)

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2004-03-31, 12:51 PM #15
Episode II: Jar Jar gets eaten.
2004-03-31, 12:53 PM #16
That's episode 3.

He does disappear at some point. Episode 3 is all that's left.

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2004-03-31, 1:27 PM #17
Why does he have to die in Episode III? Its not like I particularly care whether he does or not, but just because Yoda wasn't in Episode IV doesn't mean that he wasn't alive while that was happening. It could just be that Jar Jar goes into hiding durring Episode III.

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2004-03-31, 1:30 PM #18
no, when anikan finally falls completely he gets pissed off at him and lops off his head. well, hopefully.

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2004-03-31, 1:36 PM #19
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2004-03-31, 2:31 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
What would YOU have called Episode 2?</font>


Uh...crap?

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2004-03-31, 2:45 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
The republic didn't fall, it won the war. It's odd because I always thought the BAD guys were the ones with the clones. Oh well.

Anyway, "The Clone Wars" would have been better.

And yeah, the movie sucked about 50%.

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I had the exact same ideas.

Episode II: The Last 30 Minutes are the Best

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2004-03-31, 2:54 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
The republic didn't fall, it won the war. It's odd because I always thought the BAD guys were the ones with the clones. Oh well.

Anyway, "The Clone Wars" would have been better.

And yeah, the movie sucked about 50%.

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Well, the bad guys are most likely the ones who ordered the clones from what was said in Ep2, and im pretty sure the final plans will be revealed in Ep3. It's pretty easy to see whats coming/what changed the clones might go through. I thought it was some plot to get anakin into the war, and then palpatine could turn him to the dark side once he is away from everyone and fithing, personally, but i guess we will see.

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2004-03-31, 2:57 PM #23
i'd advertise my favorite part of the movie

Star Wars Episode II: Yoda Saber Fight



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2004-03-31, 3:26 PM #24
Episode II: Milking the Cash Cow Some More...
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2004-03-31, 3:45 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Seb:
Stop this! I'm blushing!

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Oh seb you animal! RAWR



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2004-03-31, 4:06 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i'd advertise my favorite part of the movie

Star Wars Episode II: Yoda Saber Fight

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I saw that, and burst out laughing the first time I saw the movie. It was good, but I think it was also over the top. Besides, Muppet Yoda OWNS CGI Yoda any day of the week.

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2004-03-31, 5:16 PM #27
Yeah. I think if they could make a whole movie with muppets (IE The Dark Crystal, which was a piece of crap in its own right), then a simple saber fight with one would be easier.

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2004-03-31, 5:16 PM #28
I didn't like a single second of Episode 2. The part where he kills the tuskens? It made me SO mad. I LOVE TUSKENS! And the way they looked in episode two was horrible. That is SO not how the tuskens really are...

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2004-03-31, 6:57 PM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
The republic didn't fall, it won the war. It's odd because I always thought the BAD guys were the ones with the clones. Oh well.

Anyway, "The Clone Wars" would have been better.

And yeah, the movie sucked about 50%.

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dude, the clone wars didn't start until near the end of the film.

btw

Episode 1 and 2 both rock. I dont care that they have a mindless idiot character, I liked the idea of the romance, cgi is a much better option than ceap suits , mat paintings and b-grade space scenes.

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2004-03-31, 6:59 PM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DSettahr:
I dont know if I'd change the title for Episdoe II, but I would've called Episode I "The Balance of the Force."

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phantom menace was perfect.
There was a hidden enemy (the sith) building it's strength to take over the old republic. As this enemy was hidden it was a "phantom menace"

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2004-03-31, 7:00 PM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
I liked The Saga Continues.

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*coughtaglineideacough*

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2004-03-31, 7:03 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
I didn't like a single second of Episode 2. The part where he kills the tuskens? It made me SO mad. I LOVE TUSKENS! And the way they looked in episode two was horrible. That is SO not how the tuskens really are...

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And....
you would know this how...

if you say E.U., i will say that it is george lucas's movie and he doesn't care if his vision contradicts E.U books.

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2004-03-31, 7:16 PM #33
Episode II: The Downward Spiral

Yoda's fight was nice, but the rest of the movie.. just no.
2004-03-31, 7:47 PM #34
The only part of the movie I really liked was Obi Wan fighting Jango Fett.

...and the clones never really attacked anything...

it should've been called:

Desert of Love

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2004-03-31, 7:50 PM #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schming:


it should've been called:

Desert of Love

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that title's already been taken... and it has nothing to do with jedi or clones...

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2004-03-31, 8:07 PM #36
Episode II: The Suckfest Continues

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2004-03-31, 8:48 PM #37
I understand why people hate AotC, but, as odd as it sounds, I loved it. Sure, it's not as good as the originals, but still, I hate how everyone cries about Anakin and Padme falling in love.

When, just 3 weeks earlier, Spider-Man came out, and Mary Jane went the entire movie NOT hitting on Peter Parker, then in the very last 3 minutes she confesses she is madly in love with him. Uh, yeah, can we say garbage?

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2004-03-31, 11:28 PM #38
Star Wars
Episode II: French Cheese

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2004-04-01, 2:06 AM #39
Whel if you wanna know my opinion...
Episode II was a lot beter than Episode I

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