Ok so there was a John Edwards rally at my Campus. It started at 5. The signs said the mall (this grassy feild areaish where you can go and chill, lay down, play frisbi, whatever) would be closed off to 8. So I figured I had plenty of time.

STREAKING!
In building up courage I'm going around asking other people if they will do it. Big no. (Tip: Don't ask girls if they will right "Bush Rules" with an arrow pointing down on their belly, and join you LOL ouch...)
Getting people to pay to see it.
So I waste 20 mins, and only get money.
So then Im about to do it.. and it's over! WTF. stupid rally ended quickly.

I woulda been on all the local tv stations, and had like the whole towns cops chasing me.

It's probably for the best.

Are you kidding? It would have been amazing.
Steven King, John Edwars, Governer Baldache (spelling?) and all the local news stations, a bunch of people from town, and half the campus was there!
How could missing out on this be a good thing?
(Besides the fact it was cold out ;):)... jk)


Heh.. one funny thing about the Rally.. 90% Bush supporters at it. I'm neither.. I hate most politicians..

I tihnk I'm going to have to go with Freelancer on this one, buddy

You would have been arrested, and most likely convicted, of public nudity, exposing yourself to a minor (which is a sex crime), disturbing the peace, and public lewdness. You're looking at five-to-ten.

I guess squirrels are usually naked anyway.

What Helle said. NOT SMART.

You guys don't know how it works. You grease yourself up first before you do this. Cops will try to catch you, but can't get a hold.
Planned entry and exit points. Freinds waiting at exit point with a towel and cloths. You wipe off quickly and dress, and escape into the crowd. Then you have a car waiting outside the 2nd exit point and drive away.

There was a building next to the crowd, go in, loose him shortly in the building which I know in and out, and he's never been in it before.

Do things like that happen often? *records c-span*

No they don't. Which is why doing it would have been so good.

Oh wow, that mental image is gonna scar.

My, aren't we a little rebel?

lol! I like.

Man, when you get older, you are gonna have one funny story to tell... assuming your cell mates would care to listen

plead insanity and/or stupidity

Both of which would come off easily if you know me.

Have you ever heard of beanbag guns? Not pleasant things to experience. Basically they're 'less lethatl' weapons that are meant to debilitate. A lot of bigger city cops carry them, just in case (riots, insurgences, etc). No amount of grease will help you dodge that sucker. And it will leave one HELL of a bruise.

Would you have posted about that if you had actually gone through with it?

He probably would have posted pictures...

*shudder*

Pictures? Naw just videos. The sad thing is, I would have actually called up all the TV stations if they got it on tape and asked for a copy of it.