...but seriously, I hate Joey Potter, as indicated by this smiley:

Edit: ****, I messed up my post of Satan.

Who's Joey Potter?

http://www.capeside.net/homepages/jpotter/ ???

...

Allow me to show my appreciation for this thread by not giving a ****.

Of all things to leech from, ytmnd.com just screams, "Don't leech."

I'm confused...

Who????

That Fonzie is so cool.

I thought you were going to say she was hot.

I'm confused.

Man, this thread needs wang. DogS, post that toy dog humping the leg again.

No no, the one with kermitt humping that stuff animal. <3 that one.

She's also hot.

LOL, what did she ever do you to man?

EYYYYYYY!

You know what that vile woman did?

Joey Potter dates Pacey. Pacey works as a stockbroker in a prestigious firm and is doing well. He's there for a month or so and is promoted. Pacey WILL reach the top soon.

Now Joey is looking for a part time job, and Pacey suggests a job as his secretary, since his old one just left. He mentions how much she will earn, and it's some insanely large figure. Of course Joey accepts the job.

At work Pacey politely asks her to make him a coffee, which is normal, because she's an overpaid secretary, and the job description includes making coffee every once in a while. Joey Potter replies: well, you can make it yourself, can't you? I'm busy with this innocent little girl look on her face.



Now, a reporter from a certain magazine comes to interview Pacey about his remarkable promotion streak. The reporter is a gorgeous woman, and Joey knows this. So they're both in Pacey's office doing the interview, very professionaly, no moves being made or anything. Pacey calls Joey through his communication thingy and asks for 2 coffees. A few seconds later, in comes Joey with a plate with 2 coffees, and drops it in the woman's lap on purpose with this really smug grin on her face.



Of course, Pacey confronts her after the interview and she just starts *****ing again. Pacey, that was so demeaning, asking me to make coffee! And definitely in front of her! I'm a woman, I deserve respect too! ... Or something of that nature.



WTF woman! You are a HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY overpaid secretary. Your JOB is to get whatever your BOSS asks you. This is NOT a sexism issue. Just... go... make... the... f***ing... COFFEE



The resolution of that episode is particularly demented. After their fight, Joey and Pacey get together again, agreeing that it's BOTH their faults... WTF!!! Joey was right too of course, because she defended female status against such a mad proposal from her boss.

Don't listen to your boss, girls! Girl power! Woohoo! I'm Joey Potter and if I don't like anything about the situation, I put up this really dumb face which'll make all the guys make the bad things go away!

God...

If I were Pacey in that situation, I would've tied Joey up in a chair (after she put my calls on hold of course) and let her watch while I anally violate the reporter three times, while constantly holding eye contact with Joey. My smile would be like this :p

Why do you even watch it?

Joey...Pacey....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!??!

You know I'm a little bit scared that you are so concerned about celebrities lives that you know that.

Why were you watching Dawson's Creek in the first place?
Every time I had to watch it I felt my brain slowly turning into a pile of mushy pink gooeyness.

(I've been dying to post that.)

...ohhhhh....

you mean she's a character from that teenage soap **** that they show on the WB...

Yeah I usually dont post in this cursed forum...but here goes.

Katie Holmes IS hot I actually live in her hometown (Toledo). When I worked at Best Buy one of my managers owned an art gallery in which Katie's parents frequented, from whom he was invited to her wedding to Chris Klein. Also it's not really uncommon to go out during the summer and see her shopping, or at a restaurant, or whatever, so if I see her I'll tell her you think she sucks

Katie Holmes is hot, eh? I bet she just makes you want to pluck your twanger. You know you do, hehe

In more ways then one....

i dont watch that show, but ive seen a few eps, more like been forced to watch them as well. and god i hate her character also :p and for gods sake, women go too far sometimes with teh feminist crap. says the not feminist, dignified woman.

I'd hit it too

I can't believe it's socially acceptable to be a feminist but not to be a chauvenist. That's how messed up our society is. Not that I would be a chauvenist or anything but people can make anything out to seem chauvenistic.

"Hey, can I get you a drink?"
"What?? Are you demeaning me with your women hating ways?! I can get my own drink! It's not like I'm inept just because I'm a woman! I'll have a bacardi and coke and then not speak to you at all!!"
"... Walking over here now..."

I like to fight feminism by calling them lesbians. To their faces.

Nice... this thread turned into a real man thing.

Where's Waldo? (nasty word)

Can I have your children?

o_0

I'm sorry, but Katie Holmes is cute and very beautiful. I mean,

HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO SUCH AN INNOCENT FACE??!!

I think pretty much all shows on the WB dramas would do that to you.

she looks like a duck. i dont see how shes 'hot sheet'

You're probably a very healthy young man, but I swear, I could never get my penis online for her after the things I wrote above. And there's actually more.

In the meantime, reread what I wrote a bit...

Woohoo! I'm Joey Potter and if I don't like anything about the situation, I put up this really dumb face which'll make all the guys make the bad things go away!


That picture is one of the dumb faces I was referring to. Don't be that guy.

Edit: My sister tells me that picture was not a dumb face. I dunno... maybe it's because I have all these negative feelings (see above) linked to her facial features.

And I can already see wolvie and me are communicating effectively here.