Note: if you were in the chat while we were discussing this, you can't participate because that's cheating xP

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Sigs are for n00bs.

[1337 FRNDS_Pommy | 3.14 of 14 | » And-GTx2]
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The UK has legalised spam.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)-@%

Obfuscate by means of extreme summarization.

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The Matrix is not Linux compatible.

huh?

was that about me?

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)-@%

Except I'm chinese and I live in america.

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Sigs are for n00bs.

[1337 FRNDS_Pommy | 3.14 of 14 | » And-GTx2]
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then...
why do you call yourself pommy

My second guess,
The U.S has leagalised comercial spam.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)-@%

[This message has been edited by alpha1 (edited March 30, 2004).]

Ok. But I do like time.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited March 31, 2004).]

Spammimic.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Shh.

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Sigs are for n00bs.

[1337 FRNDS_Pommy | 3.14 of 14 | » And-GTx2]
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Does it have anything to do with Vikings singing "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam."?

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[This message has been edited by blujay (edited March 31, 2004).]

we give up

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)-@%

People are idiots?

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There is a very strong clue given away in this thread. It's right under your nose...nose...nose.

[This message has been edited by blujay (edited April 01, 2004).]

Uh, a spam filter?

[Edit] Or if FastGamerr's post is the clue, it's a list of common lines found in spam e-mails. [/edit]

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[This message has been edited by Krokodile (edited April 01, 2004).]

You're close, Krok, but not quite. If you used the secret of GBK's guffaw, you could come closer to the correct conclusion.

GoY figured it out! He used the clues to conclude this conversation!

(Well, the rest of you can keep trying...)

[Ok, this stinks, he didn't use the clues at all, he just used *mmrfhgf*]

[This message has been edited by blujay (edited April 01, 2004).]

All I can say is:
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Kroko just figured it out...with significant help. Now come on, the rest of you...use the clues...use the Force...figure it out.

Yeah, they all look a lot alike. That's really sad. I remember a day when spam was at least original.

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Ok, fine, if you can't figure it out:

www.spammimic.com

That's freaking awesome.

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