Okay, so there's this girl I like, right? But the only place I ever see her is in the bathroom. Like, our residence has co-ed bathrooms, which is weird, but whatever. And that's like the ONLY place I ever see her; it's crazy. And it's also statistically unlikely, but it's not like I'm stalking her or anything. Maybe she is stalking me. That would be strange. Not to mention that it would be a really weird place to stalk me... she lives like 2 doors down the hall from me, so, you know. Actually, she came into my room not too long ago to ask me where everyone else was. And then I said I didn't know so she left.

BUT iM RELLAY ATTARCKTED TO HER GUYZ WAHT DO I DO???!!?!?!!1111~!~!11!111!!!! OMG WTF LOLZ!!!!!1111!

Bah, I'll go to bed now.

BTW, nothing in this post is actually made up. But it does make for a rather funny story.

NOTE: Just to clear things up, I'm not actually expecting relationship help in this thread. I made the mistake last time of not making it clear that it was a joke. So, for anyone who hasn't figured it out yet, THIS IS A JOKE. PLEASE DON'T POST RELATIONSHIP ADVICE!!! OTHER PEOPLE NEED IT MORE THAN I DO!

On second thought, there is a semi-formal dance this weekend. Should I ask her to it? Because I already have a date with teh sexay Doom 3, and I would have to cancel that. Which would be a shame (although my poor, poor GeForce 2 would be glad to get a break).

Now, I want everyone to make a plasma gun! Whoooo!

Bye for now.

sex

if this is a joke, then why are you wasting our time? Jokes are supposed to have a point, and maybe even be funny.

I think it's like a riddle.

Except not funny. Like the following joke:

A man walks into a doctors office screaming "I'M A TEE-PEE. I'M A WIGWAM. I'M A TEE-PEE, I'M A WIGWAM!"

The doctor rushes out and says "Calm down, you're too tense."

Say the last line out loud if you don't get it.

..and yet, here you are.

Strange, isn't it.....

lol, Gordon strikes again! When's the next time? Nobody knows!

You could, you know, talk to her while your washing your hands or open the door for her or something. It's not a huge deal.

"We've got to stop meeting like this" would work perfectly :p

Doom 3 will always be around. Take the opportunity as it comes.

... although, you might want to knock on her door and ask her rather than doing it next time you see her in the bathroom. Somehow I don't think that would go over well.

Don't be silly. In twenty years Doom 3 probably won't run; look at a game from 1984. Statistically, this girl is still likely to be alive then (assuming she isn't currently over the age of sixty). Frankly, you should play Doom 3 while you still can.

Dude, just wrap it up and it's like it's not even your sister at all.

I love these threads.

yummy

unsanitary bathroom stall sex...

::drool::

Spank the monkey

dont knock it till you've tried it... on second thought, do.

oh.. I get it.. not funny.

I got it right when I clicked the "Back" button.