Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!


I hate America.

I knew exactly what that was going to be when I clicked the topic.

/Me huggles the Simpsons

I hate ex-girlfriends, am fairly ambivolent towards the States.

Great, another vehicle aimed at treating penile inadequacy, We needed another of those.

But this one can carry at least one other compensatory vehicle in its trunk, so it can simultaneously compensate for inadequate size and the inability to bear children.

I am always gonna get stuck behind one of these on the highway, and hes going to be blasting country and/or rap music out his window.

BLARGH.

A vehicle that looks worse than the Element and the Scion combined? Wow, soccer moms and gangstas will be all over this.

WOOT!


Just kidding. seriously, the scion is the worst looking car I've seen in a long time. It's like someone decided to put an engine inside one of those big silver commercial refrigerators and paint it. its a f***ing shoe box on wheels!

What's next? are they going to take a trash truck, put nice rims and a spoiler on it, install a cd player with subwoofers, and give it a nice paint job and then sell it as the ultimate SUV?

HEY! MY PENILE GLAND MIGHT BE INADEQUIT. BUT MY TRUCK OWNS JOO!

Actually, replace the paint job with hydrolics, and I'd be all over that.

"We can see it as a vehicle for business people who want to make a distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement."

Statement made? I make far too much money, am self-absorbed, and have no taste OR class! GO ME!

That thing is ginormous

I'm getting one just to be the kid on the block with the lowest MPG!

"projected to get between 6 and 10 miles per gallon of diesel fuel."

Really.. why not just buy a tank? An actual Abrahms (s?) or something.

Wow, that has got to be the ugliest vehicle I have ever seen.

And like the rest of the 4-wheel drive population, it'll be driven on city streets solely to bug the other car population.

Do you know who will buy these? People who are a cross between those who buy H2s, and people who bought that ugly piece of crap PT Cruiser. And they'll ALL HATE IT except for the fact that it makes everyone pay attention to them because their daddy never did.

I can suffer through less freedoms if it means taking this kind of trash off of the road. Who is with me?!



And that statement would be what? They don't care about the enviroment? I can see it now. These people will be driving around town throwing trash out their windows, and riding my *** just like the soccer moms with their SUVs. I just don't get it, but then again, I have self-esteem and don't need a $100,000 phallic symbol.



Money is the root of all evil, and only Satan himself would drive such a vehicle.



Well I know who I'm shooting now that the assault rifle ban has expired. It's an easy target.



There is a god. I better stop reading/typing and go over my breathing exercises before I have a heart attack.

What's even more scary.....Is that THAT episoide of the simpsons is on right now... The canyonero one....

OMGCONSPIRACY111111!!!!

Disgusting.