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When inanimate objects go bad...
2004-09-14, 3:40 PM #1
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2004-09-14, 3:42 PM #2
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2004-09-14, 3:43 PM #3
Fun stuff. Old news or not, still hilarious
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2004-09-14, 3:50 PM #4
Since when is a frog an inanimate object?

If it goes to court, that frog is in trouble.
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2004-09-14, 3:52 PM #5
You know.. this IS linked in someones sig here, I don't seem to remember who it is though... *shrug*
2004-09-14, 4:03 PM #6
People that dumb need to look down the barrel of a loaded shotgun and pull the trigger
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2004-09-14, 4:17 PM #7
By inanimate I mean the potato gun, and how IT'S being blamed in the artical. Because looking down the end of an object that fires projectiles is obviously a fool-safe plan, and it's the potato gun's fualt that the stupid **** is now blind forever. Right.

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2004-09-14, 4:20 PM #8
That story is linked to in DogSrOoL's signature. It's hardly impressive that you found it, *and* you should have known it was there.
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2004-09-14, 4:21 PM #9
yeah... but that said, it's like, "Guns are EVIL because I pointed one at my face and hit the trigger and now I have brain damage and an unsightly scar!!!"
^ as if he didn't have brain damage before... *cough*
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2004-09-14, 4:24 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
You know.. this IS linked in someones sig here, I don't seem to remember who it is though... *shrug*


It's in DogsRoOl's sig.
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2004-09-14, 5:23 PM #11
Well, I say that kid should git charged for cruelty to animals..

Unless the frog was allready dead before it was loaded... Then he just got what was coming to him


Either way, Mr. Frog got his revenge from beyond the grave..
2004-09-14, 5:28 PM #12
This is just proof that members of our society will always point to an exterior source for blame rather than admit that it was indeed their fault to begin with. When will people ever learn?
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2004-09-14, 5:31 PM #13
I'm more pissed off that they were shooting a frog out of a potato gun. That's just sick.
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2004-09-14, 6:22 PM #14
Mostly, I'm just angry that the woman being questioned said "Ya'll" as I take that highly offensive.

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2004-09-14, 6:25 PM #15
I'm offended by how ugly that "gun" looks.
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2004-09-14, 7:04 PM #16
it's indeed an old story... but c'mon... wtf... going blind will teach you NOT TO LOOK DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN THATS LOADED...

esspecily if it mis fired... just lucky a friggin patato did not hit him...
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2004-09-14, 7:31 PM #17
This wouldn't have happened if assault rifles weren't banned.
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