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best onion ever!

2004-09-14, 10:05 PM #1

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4037

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2004-09-14, 10:16 PM #2

Wuss

Admits it.

Posts: 2,113

I love the Onion.

2004-09-14, 10:16 PM #3

Jaiph

Captain Tight Pants

Posts: 1,750

That is wonderful.

http://www.theonion.com/wdyt/index.php?issue=4037

Two middle ones, also wonderful...

2004-09-14, 10:25 PM #4

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

Since I can't link to this, I have 7 words for you: "Holy ****! Man walks on ****ing moon!"

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2004-09-14, 10:26 PM #5

Pagewizard_YKS

Redeemed Scoundrel

Posts: 5,971

They forgot Cheney X, where Cheny starts going after scantily-clad teens on a spaceship in the distant future.

:p

2004-09-14, 10:56 PM #6

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

The Onion is ****ing briliant

Pissed Off?

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