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Post your favourite Bible verse!
2004-03-29, 10:56 AM #1
For God so loved the world he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

John 3:16

Everyone uses this one but I love it!
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2004-03-29, 10:58 AM #2
Da bible is for n00bs :P

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2004-03-29, 11:03 AM #3
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2004-03-29, 11:04 AM #4
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



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2004-03-29, 11:11 AM #5
16: For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

17: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

18: Wherefore comfort one another with these words.

1 Thessalonians 4:16-18 -KJV

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2004-03-29, 11:31 AM #6
Mine is in my sig.


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2004-03-29, 11:34 AM #7
I remember reading in theology class once, this passage about how a bunch of dogs just slaughetered and ate some kids, and that was it. Anyone know what I'm talking about? I like that one.
2004-03-29, 11:36 AM #8
And God said, "Let thou be smoteth." And thou was smoteth.

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2004-03-29, 11:40 AM #9
Well, I don't really consider it part of the Bible since it is Apocrapha(sp), but this verse had me seriously laughing my @$$ off....

The Wisdom of Ben Sirach (50: 25-26):

“There are two nations that my soul detests, and the third is not a nation at all: the inhabitants of Mount Seir, and the Philistines, and those stupid Samaritans.”

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2004-03-29, 11:56 AM #10
Ezekiel 23:20: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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2004-03-29, 11:58 AM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Ezekiel 23:20: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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YEAH BABY! YEAH!

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2004-03-29, 12:24 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,....
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2004-03-29, 12:42 PM #13
Someone around here has this in their sig, and it's kind of grown on me:

"Iron sharpeneth iron, so does a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."

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2004-03-29, 12:48 PM #14
"Oh snap" -revelations something:something

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2004-03-29, 12:58 PM #15
Jesus Wept.

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2004-03-29, 1:11 PM #16
"Thou shall not defy Brian. Those who are good to him, will receive good unto themselves".



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2004-03-29, 2:06 PM #17
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.



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2004-03-29, 2:22 PM #18
<3 Raynar

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2004-03-29, 2:24 PM #19
Ezekial 25:17 -

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down on thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee.

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2004-03-30, 2:33 AM #20
Romans 15:1

We then that are strong ought to bear the
infirmities of the weak, and not to please ourselves.

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2004-03-30, 2:52 AM #21
The missing first page:

This book is fictional, there are no facts or anything you should really believe in to.

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[/stupid joke] (I had to add this to make people not start an itty bitty flame war.)

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2004-03-30, 2:55 AM #22
I thought the first page said "Kids, don't try this at home"?
2004-03-30, 4:52 AM #23
Mark 5:9

"Then Jesus asked him, What is your name? My name is Legion, he replied, for we are many."

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2004-03-30, 4:57 AM #24
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

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2004-03-30, 5:24 AM #25
Mine's my sig too.

Here's something funny for my fellow belivers:

2 Cor 4:2a

"But we have renounced the hidden things of shame, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully..."

I'm pretty sure that God'll handle people who disrespect His words. Anyway, thought that was interesting.

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'And every creature which is in heaven and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honor, and glory, and power, be unto Him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.'

Revalation 5:13
Old King James
'And every creature which is in heaven and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honor, and glory, and power, be unto Him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.'

Revalation 5:13
Old King James
2004-03-30, 5:33 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"Iron sharpeneth iron, so does a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."</font>
I believe that would be Proverbs... 27:7 or something..

Anyway, my favorite is in Isaiah chapter 53:

4 Surely he has borne our griefs and carried our sorrows; yet we esteemed him stricken, smitten by God, and afflicted. 5 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities; upon him was the chastisement that made us whole, and with his stripes we are healed.

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2004-03-30, 7:01 AM #27
PLEASE if you are not interested in serious about this thread or if you're just going to bash christianity then LEAVE.

Proverbs 26
3 A whip for the horse, a halter for the donkey,
and a rod for the backs of fools!

4 Do not answer a fool according to his folly,
or you will be like him yourself.

5 Answer a fool according to his folly,
or he will be wise in his own eyes.

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2004-03-30, 12:02 PM #28
"The study of Torah is more beloved by God than burnt offerings. For if a man studies Torah he comes to know the will of God, as it is said, Then shalt thou understand the fear of the Lord, and find the will of God (Proverbs 2:5). hence, when a sage sits and interprets Holy Writ to the congregation, Scripture accounts it to him as though he had offered up fat and blood on the altar (ARN)."

"'My son,' Rabban Johanan said to [Rabbi Joshua], 'be not grieved [over the destruction of the Temple]; we have another atonement as effective as this. And what is it? It is acts of lovingkindness (gemilut hasadim), as it is said, For I desire mercy and not sacrifice (Hosea 6:6) (ARN).

These two are from the Pirkei Avot, part of the Oral Torah.

Another part of the Talmud:

The righteous of all the nations of the world have a portion in the world-to-come.
-Tosefta Sanhedrin 13:2

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2004-03-30, 12:12 PM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
This book is fictional, there are no facts or anything you should really believe in to.</font>


LOL



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2004-03-30, 12:12 PM #30
i like alot of revelations, but i can't remember anything now, and i'm too lazy to look some up. maybe i'll contribute later.

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2004-03-30, 1:00 PM #31
I Peter 1

[3] Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, [4] and into an inheritance that can never perish, spoil or fade. This inheritance is kept in heaven for you, [5] who through faith are shielded by God's power until the coming of the salvation that is ready to be revealed in the last time. [6] In all this you greatly rejoice, though now for a little while you may have had to suffer grief in all kinds of trials. [7] These have come so that your faith—of greater worth than gold, which perishes even though refined by fire—may be proved genuine and may result in praise, glory and honor when Jesus Christ is revealed. [8] Though you have not seen him, you love him; and even though you do not see him now, you believe in him and are filled with an inexpressible and glorious joy, [9] for you are receiving the end result of your faith, the salvation of your souls.
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2004-03-30, 2:20 PM #32
Not really a verse, per se, but these are the Noachide laws. These determine whether or not a Gentile is righteous.

"Avodah Zarah: Prohibition on idolatry.
Birchat HaShem: Prohibition on blasphemy and cursing the Name of G-d.
Shefichat Damim: Prohibition on murder.
Gezel: Prohibition on robbery and theft.
Gilui Arayot: Prohibition on immorality and forbidden sexual relations.
Ever Min HaChay: Prohibition on removing and eating a limb from a live animal.
Dinim: Requirement to establish a justice system and courts of law to enforce the other 6 laws."

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2004-03-30, 2:51 PM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'</font>[/quote]Isn't that Monty Python?

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2004-03-30, 2:55 PM #34
of cource

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
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"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
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2004-03-30, 4:44 PM #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
Ezekial 25:17 -

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down on thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee.

[/Pulp Fiction]

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Beat me to it.....

As for a real one:
"Enter through the narrow gate. The gate that leads to damnation is wide, the road is clear, and many choose to travel it. But how narrow is the gate that leads to life, how rough the road, and how few there are who find it.(Mt 7:13-14)"

and 2 Cor 12:9 "...for power is made perfect in weakness."

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2004-03-30, 5:37 PM #36
Prohibition on removing and eating a limb from a live animal?? -.-

Mine [Judges 3: 14-26]. I just adore how straight-up it is and all the little footnote things [now the king was a very fat man.. and they waited till they were utterly at a loss]]:
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">14 And the people of Israel served Eglon the king of Moab eighteen years. 15 But when the people of Israel cried to the LORD, the LORD raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud, the son of Gera, the Benjaminite, a left-handed man. The people of Israel sent tribute by him to Eglon the king of Moab. 16 And Ehud made for himself a sword with two edges, a cubit in length; and he girded it on his right thigh under his clothes. 17 And he presented the tribute to Eglon king of Moab. Now Eglon was a very fat man. 18 And when Ehud had finished presenting the tribute, he sent away the people that carried the tribute. 19 But he himself turned back at the sculptured stones near Gilgal, and said, "I have a secret message for you, O king." And he commanded, "Silence." And all his attendants went out from his presence. 20 And Ehud came to him, as he was sitting alone in his cool roof chamber. And Ehud said, "I have a message from God for you." And he arose from his seat. 21 And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly; 22 and the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly; and the dirt came out. 23 Then Ehud went out into the vestibule, and closed the doors of the roof chamber upon him, and locked them. 24 When he had gone, the servants came; and when they saw that the doors of the roof chamber were locked, they thought, "He is only relieving himself in the closet of the cool chamber." 25 And they waited till they were utterly at a loss; but when he still did not open the doors of the roof chamber, they took the key and opened them; and there lay their lord dead on the floor. 26 Ehud escaped while they delayed, and passed beyond the sculptured stones, and escaped to Se-i'rah.</font>


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2004-03-30, 6:16 PM #37
Genesis 18:6

"Then Abraham ran back to the tent and said to Sarah, 'Quick! Mix up some pancakes! Use your best flour, and make enough for the three of them!'" - The Living Bible

Hehe, just kidding.
Seriously, my favorite verse is Romans 8:31.

"What then, shall we say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?" - KJV


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2004-03-30, 7:16 PM #38
Ah, Judges, a.k.a. The Book of Hebrew *** -kicking.

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2004-03-31, 1:33 PM #39
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve, we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"

"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later, God saw His children having a fruit break and He was vexed!!!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said
"Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.


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2004-03-31, 1:50 PM #40
I seriously can't believe this thread hasn't been turned into a heated battlefield.
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