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How long is your ...... ?

2004-09-15, 4:56 PM #1

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

ePenis?

I felt like fooling around in PHP last night. Give me some suggestions on the questions because I was really not inspired last night.

2004-09-15, 4:59 PM #2

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

Posts: 2,035

Bah, its entirely innacurate, it says 5, but im really a 7. Unless my rulers broken:p

2004-09-15, 4:59 PM #3

siliconcowboy

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Your ePenis™ is 9 inches long!

2004-09-15, 5:01 PM #4

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Oh yeah, make sure you put a name and email (fake or not) in, or else you'll break the main page. I didn't put any error detection in yet.

2004-09-15, 5:10 PM #5

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

you should make it so that people can't do what I just did and play with it to find out what the right answers are... :p I just raped your quiz and didn't even mean to. hehe.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2004-09-15, 5:13 PM #6

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Yeah, you might think that you're obsessed with your ePenis.

I'll take that into consideration. Now I'm guessing I'll have to go with cookies or IP tracking...

2004-09-15, 5:14 PM #7

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Cookies are best. Dial up users with dynamic IP's would easily foil your tracking.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2004-09-15, 5:15 PM #8

Ubuu

forums' token black man

Posts: 1,670

I dont understand how what music you listen to determines your epenis size....

In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

2004-09-15, 5:15 PM #9

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Thanks, man. Stop raping my quiz now :p I'm still clearing crap out of my database.

2004-09-15, 5:19 PM #10

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

5.25". I guess I'm a mix of nerd and normal. :cool:

DO NOT WANT.

2004-09-15, 5:22 PM #11

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

Posts: 2,965

4.5 inches, they didn't list classical or orchestrated music as one of the choice.

Quote:

Bah, its entirely innacurate, it says 5, but im really a 7. Unless my rulers broken

People actually use rulers?

2004-09-15, 5:24 PM #12

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

WTF, I never took the quiz and it says "18 SAJN_Master 1.25" "

WTF?!?!

[Edit: TWICE?! Who is using my name? I dont even have sajn@gmail.com, stop making my e-penis look small]

Think while it's still legal.

2004-09-15, 5:25 PM #13

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

Posts: 2,035

Hehee

2004-09-15, 5:26 PM #14

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

Your ePenis™ is 6.75 inches long!

going by the ol' tip-of-your-thumb-to-the-end-of-your-pinky rule, it's about an inch short for me...

*really wants to write her name in the snow*

<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2004-09-15, 5:27 PM #15

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

You'll also want to disable viewing of the source... Easy 11" penis right there.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2004-09-15, 5:27 PM #16

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by SAJN_Master
WTF, I never took the quiz and it says "18 SAJN_Master 1.25" "

WTF?!?!

[Edit: TWICE?! Who is using my name? I dont even have sajn@gmail.com, stop making my e-penis look small]

LOL. I'll delete that for you. Even Maevie has a larger ep33n than you :p

Yecti, you might have wanted to keep that to yourself. Thanks a lot.

2004-09-15, 5:27 PM #17

CavEmaN

Ug! Me smash you!

Posts: 1,819

Quote:

that's actually a good thing unless you really want to become gbk.

2004-09-15, 5:29 PM #18

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

darnit, maevie's epenis is bigger than mine

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2004-09-15, 5:29 PM #19

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

5.25"

Pissed Off?

2004-09-15, 5:31 PM #20

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

I win.

2004-09-15, 5:33 PM #21

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

Posts: 2,035

IM winning

2004-09-15, 5:35 PM #22

gbk

Posts: 10,562

9.75. Meh, long enough... :p

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-09-15, 5:35 PM #23

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Yecti
You'll also want to disable viewing of the source... Easy 11" penis right there.

Taken care of.

2004-09-15, 5:39 PM #24

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

For people who don't know to go to View -> Source :p

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2004-09-15, 5:40 PM #25

JediHunter_X

Senior Member, really!N

Posts: 719

6.25. Eh, longer than I expected.

2004-09-15, 5:40 PM #26

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

You... know... just... GO TO HELL! :mad:

You won't stop raping my stuff.

I've enabled cookies... I think. It's kinda hard to keep up with you guys.

[edit] The cookies never worked, but now they do. You could go with the trouble of clearing your cookies if you want to try again, but you know... don't. Duplicate names no longer work either. I can't believe I forgot to set a primary key.

2004-09-15, 5:42 PM #27

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

Quote:

Originally posted by 7
darnit, maevie's epenis is bigger than mine

yeah.

YOU KNOW WHO'S THE MAN!

<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2004-09-15, 5:53 PM #28

KegZ

Not Some Freakin' Snowman

Posts: 1,065

7.75", I'm pretty happy with that. Not too big, not too small.

Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.

2004-09-15, 6:08 PM #29

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Mine's as long as Elena's :/

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2004-09-15, 6:24 PM #30

Pagewizard_YKS

Redeemed Scoundrel

Posts: 5,971

4.75.

2004-09-15, 6:27 PM #31

Eric2Wonderful

Offers Love and Candy

Posts: 460

whats a penis?

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2004-09-15, 6:33 PM #32

Morfildor

Envied by One

Posts: 553

Maev, Elana....is there something you two would like to tell us?

2004-09-15, 6:55 PM #33

Jazzkokehead

Why, yes, I do.

Posts: 598

6.75

I bet you think that's funny, don't you.

2004-09-15, 7:01 PM #34

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

if i would have conformed to cow's biased opinions, it would have been longer.

wow that thing sucked. has nothing to do with epenis, either.

2004-09-15, 7:45 PM #35

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

It's what you do with it, dammit!

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2004-09-15, 7:46 PM #36

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

22.13...

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2004-09-15, 7:48 PM #37

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Overlord
IM winning

Quote:

... like to use 1337-speak and computer savvy to make up for their frightening appearances and virginity ...

Congrats on being the ugliest virgin here. :p

2004-09-15, 8:03 PM #38

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Fun. Besides--think of it as a learning experience

D E A T H

2004-09-15, 8:03 PM #39

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

7.25

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2004-09-15, 8:13 PM #40

Stormtrooper

Loves His Stormie

Posts: 2,068

Quote:

Your ePenis™ is 7.5 inches long!