http://www.valtio.org/tex/index.php?p=66

Yeah, I don't know what it is, but it looks scary.

That my good friend is the world's largest digger.

Those buckets on the wheel are the size of mini coopers. It digs coal out of an open seam in Germany. I can tell you laods about it, but it's boring after a while...

Woah...


That looks like it could do some serious damage.

Looks like a pre-rendered Final Fantasy background to me...

Can you smell FF94-7?

JediKirby

It's what we call "The Justice Machine."

Basically, you load all the idiots you can into one car, tell them if they go directly under that thing tons of gold will appear in their trunk, and then fire 'er up.

I want one!

how did you come across this, if you didn't even know what it was?

The only thing cooler than one of those machines is two of them in battle.

So....who funds these huge things?

my.....god....

there are no words.

Echoman: The international ministry of huge creepy machinery constructed with ultierior purposes, of course.

w h o a



Seriously though, that things huge. I would pay 10 bucks for it... Any larger offers? Probably not, because first you would need reasoning for buying this behemoth, then you would need land to put it on, so on and so forth. I,don't think that too many people want to put up with that red tape crap. Carry on with the thread. Pretend i was never here.

man... those things... are... GINORMOUS!!!! but in all honesty there a lot more impressive when your standing next to one i was lucky enough to see one in action when i was visiting europe... i've got the pics... but my scanners busted... so until i get a new one we're S.O.L

Bah, that's nothing compared to

Can you imagine the power these things need to run... the fuel... the... everything!

I'd be more worried about them being taken over by evil.... machines... and killing everyone. Seriously, that would be one gruesome[/b] death!

Wow, looks like somebody is compensating for something....

That thing is HUGE. I mean, that's like Death Star huge.

Sweet Sasssy Massassi!

Holy Knights of Columbus thats huge!

Now that's a buzz saw.

I'm putting that on my christmas list.

[Computer voice] Enemy mech power up detected.

I'd hate to draw the short straw when it comes to changing the blade on that thing.

god I want one so bad.

Wow....

Good thing the Germans didn't have that In WW2. With the right Air support, you could rout the enemy just letting them at the that thing. "Sir I think they may have some tanks, I can hear them- HOLY BLEEEEEEEEEEPPP! Wow. Just wow. I wish I had 3 of those babies 2000 years ago. Life would be good.

I for one would pay 20$ to see a couple of those things tear up a city in a movie.

Ironically, those machines are from Germany.

Wow, those are massive

I've seen bigger.

How do they transport those things?

And finally, who here thinks in that second pic, it looks like something out of a Godzilla versus movie?

godzilla vs. sapce godzilla lol except they're both exact copies... one of them isn't a mutant version of the original from space

Nah, man, those thigns would be insanely easy to take out.

Look closely at the bottom. They have about a hundred wheels with catepillars.

I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but....

"Bigger" what? Giant machines with huge razor blades on the end? Or just "things that are bigger" in general, like...buildings and stuff?

Hey kids. Uncle Daeron's gonna help by translating it from Finlandland-ish to Englandland-ish:

"Lehtileikkeleet ("newspaper clippings", leikkeleet=cuttings, usually used in the context of food, as in steak or filét.)
Subject: Regular tuba (colloquial=stuff). - Tero @8:56

Teemu sent all kinds of pictures and links. Here's a machine with which we can finally detach Turku (a city on the south-western, former capital when Finland was under Swedish rule, the butt-end of many jokes) from Finland:

[big friggin' machine]

Once we've pried Turku loose, we can sing heavy (as in metal) [with guidance]. A few other things came from there but they're too painful.

Now it's Thursday. That means that tomorrow is Friday and I having a day off. I'll go take a look at bicycles for sale at the Police auction (colloquial sentence).

Oh yeah. we're having a party on the 18.9 (day.month). Come visit us. Call and ask if you don't know where we live and if we've forgotten to invite you.

Oh, and now that I think about it. Don't come to us, all of you. You all wouldn't probably even fit "

Strangely I'm reminded of Fooly Cooly when I look at that.

They build them on site - takes about two years, and power - it's all powered by mahoosive elctric motors, they have their own power stations basically.

/Loves studying civil engineering

I want one!

Change Civil to Evil.

Is that thing nuclear?

What is that for!? Dont you think it would be easier just to make a bunch of small machines that can do the same thing... whatever it is that it does....

I'd rather see an Eclipse-class Command Ship.

But that's cool enough.