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Such a great thread I have created.
2004-04-01, 3:07 PM #1
All statements after this post must be sarcastic.

I absolutely can't wait for the next post.

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2004-04-01, 3:09 PM #2
I absolutely love all these nonsence threads.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-04-01, 3:10 PM #3
So... wait. When does the cat occupation begin?

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I have a signature.
I have a signature.
2004-04-01, 3:20 PM #4
Well, at least it isn't an April Fools thread.

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2004-04-01, 3:22 PM #5
yes, that'd be soooooooo entertaining

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DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-04-01, 3:33 PM #6
I hate Spork.

Oh wait.. No, nevermind. I do.

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2004-04-01, 5:13 PM #7
Happydud is without a doubt my bestest friend in the entire galaxy [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-04-01, 5:21 PM #8
Yeah, I just love these threads!

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-01, 5:22 PM #9
I wish Massassi had more trolls.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-04-01, 5:22 PM #10
I love you!

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2004-04-01, 5:28 PM #11
Ah, the good old days, when creatures like Pugler roamed free... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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~William Shakespeare
People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only
if there is a light from within.
-Elizabeth Kübler-Ross
2004-04-01, 5:32 PM #12
I just love all of you!

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"Run Away!"
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-04-01, 5:38 PM #13
How original.
KOP_blujay
Just dancin'...and singin'...in the Force.
2004-04-01, 5:38 PM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
I love you!

</font>


Yeah, I love you too. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-01, 6:33 PM #15
We really need more threads just like this one

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

[This message has been edited by Avenger (edited April 01, 2004).]
Pissed Off?
2004-04-01, 6:50 PM #16
I think most the people here are brilliant...
2004-04-01, 7:15 PM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare:
I think most the people here are brilliant...</font>


Thats ok, I think your a ****ing genius.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-04-01, 7:19 PM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blujay:
How original.</font>



Whats really ironic is that that phrase gets used ALOT.

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"Run Away!"
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-04-01, 7:56 PM #19
This has truly been a great day in the history of Massassi.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-04-01, 8:01 PM #20
Very sarcastic of you, BurrBoy.
KOP_blujay
Just dancin'...and singin'...in the Force.
2004-04-01, 10:14 PM #21
And you weren't sarcastic *at all* were you?

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2004-04-01, 10:16 PM #22
Threads like these give me hope for the future of humanity.
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2004-04-01, 10:17 PM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GhostOfYoda:
And you weren't sarcastic *at all* were you?
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Wow, you're fast. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
2004-04-02, 2:40 AM #24
My spoon is too big.

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-04-02, 5:21 AM #25
That's great, Correction. Have a smaller one.

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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-04-02, 5:36 AM #26
Spama De Thread

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2004-04-02, 5:41 AM #27
This post isn't the least sarcastic.
2004-04-02, 5:43 AM #28
Suuuuuure it wasnt, moneyobie, sure it wasnt.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-04-02, 5:59 AM #29
Neither is yours.
2004-04-02, 6:11 AM #30
I'm sooooo not bitter about my ex!
No seriously! ¬_¬

oh, and you all suck.
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2004-04-02, 6:30 AM #31
Watching all of you try to be sarcastic is hilarious. Really.
2004-04-02, 6:37 AM #32
Wow, Jon'C really showed us! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-04-02, 7:06 AM #33
I'm a fool child

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One ring to rule them all. One to find them. One ring ti bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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2004-04-02, 7:24 AM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Extracted from Arkon11's sig:
One ring ti bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

</font>


Arkon11 is an excellent speller. I bet he has won countless spelling bees!
2004-04-02, 7:27 AM #35
and ants.

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BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-02, 7:32 AM #36
Wow, that sure was witty.
2004-04-02, 1:32 PM #37
We should all bow down to the King of Sarcasm, Jon`C.
KOP_blujay
Just dancin'...and singin'...in the Force.
2004-04-02, 1:39 PM #38
I wish I was 18 so that I could vote for John Kerry.
2004-04-02, 1:42 PM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
I wish I was 18 so that I could vote for John Kerry.</font>


That was a bad joke.
2004-04-02, 1:43 PM #40
I am a banana

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"And I listen for the whisper of your sweet insanity, while I formulate denials of your affect on me. You're a stranger, so what do I care. Vanish today, not the first time I hear, all the lies..."
"I'm praying for mayhem, I'm praying for tidal waves, I wanna see the ground give way, I wanna watch it all go down..."
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