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Boston vs. Swingline
2004-09-18, 9:55 PM #1
Vote and I guess post Office Space quotes (yes, I finally got around to seeing that).

Quote:
Tom Smykowski : It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Michael Bolton : That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
Samir : Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
Yet Another Massassi Map | Sadly I Have a Blog Too
2004-09-18, 10:31 PM #2
The ever-classic
"I believe you have my stapler..."
D E A T H
2004-09-18, 11:29 PM #3
No, no, no.

The classic line was Milton going, "I'll have to burn the building down..."

Milton > *

Quote:
Samir: ****, ****, ****, ****. Son of a *****! ****! This is a - ****! Son of a *****! ****!
Michael: What happened?
Peter: You tell me, Michael, it’s your software!
Samir: Yes, it’s your software!
Peter: Corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice 305, 3 (grabs the receipt) 26.13!! Michael!!
Michael: Oh ****! They, they probably won’t notice it’s gone for another two or three days.
Peter: Michael! Michael! You said the thing was gonna take two years!
Samir: What happened?!
Peter: You said the thing was supposed to work.
Michael: Well, technically it did work.
Peter: No it didn’t!
Samir: It did not work, Michael, ok?!
Michael: Ok! Ok!
Samir: Ok?!
Michael: Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. ****. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.
Peter: Oh! Well is this not a mundane detail, Michael!!!!!


That's one of my favorites right there.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-09-18, 11:32 PM #4
"watch out for your cornhole"

good advice for anyone who has a strong chance of going to prison
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-09-18, 11:40 PM #5
Quote:
And good luck with your layoffs. i hope your firings go really well.


From memory, not sure if its entirely right
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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