Ahoy me hearties.
I'd nearly forgotten it meself, but by the blue britches wearing buccaneers o' Barbados if it t'isn't that tyme o' der yeare again. The grandeste internet holiday o' them all. International Talk Like a Pirate Day (or alternatively, straight from the source . I firmly be expecting tew see all o' ye respecting an' participating in this capital event, or suffer death by hanging from the yard-arm.
So gather all ye filibusterers, boucaniers, privateers, and scum of all classes. Landlubbers are welcome tew, ye need'nt be able to tell yer schooner from your sloop, yer sabre from yer cutlass, yer culverine from yer carronade, nor yer foc'sle from yer gundeck. Jes's'long as ye stow that infernal "leet-speak", first one tew "lol" be clapped in irons and stowed wit' de bilgerats, no grog ration fer 'im either. Today we be gabbing the true speak of all them fair dogs o' the sea. There be no other laws upon these seas, mate. Otherwise 'tis only tew remember that no prey yields no pay.
Arrrr. Now go an' watch Captain Crimson at Weebl's stuff... or something (Pornography! An' BISCUITS!).
I'd nearly forgotten it meself, but by the blue britches wearing buccaneers o' Barbados if it t'isn't that tyme o' der yeare again. The grandeste internet holiday o' them all. International Talk Like a Pirate Day (or alternatively, straight from the source . I firmly be expecting tew see all o' ye respecting an' participating in this capital event, or suffer death by hanging from the yard-arm.
So gather all ye filibusterers, boucaniers, privateers, and scum of all classes. Landlubbers are welcome tew, ye need'nt be able to tell yer schooner from your sloop, yer sabre from yer cutlass, yer culverine from yer carronade, nor yer foc'sle from yer gundeck. Jes's'long as ye stow that infernal "leet-speak", first one tew "lol" be clapped in irons and stowed wit' de bilgerats, no grog ration fer 'im either. Today we be gabbing the true speak of all them fair dogs o' the sea. There be no other laws upon these seas, mate. Otherwise 'tis only tew remember that no prey yields no pay.
Arrrr. Now go an' watch Captain Crimson at Weebl's stuff... or something (Pornography! An' BISCUITS!).
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.