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la religión nueva
2004-09-19, 4:58 PM #1
El título es "voy a trabajar"

Conformation:

  • Get off your fat ***
  • Go outside of your house
  • Grab a sledge hammer
  • Smash your computer into tiny pieces
  • Thus purifying your soul and freeing it from the Massassi demigods
  • Clean up your ****ing room
  • Take a shower
  • Get out of shower
  • While still naked, sit on the floor cross-legged and meditate on what you have done for the next half hour.


Sacred Rules
  • Computer use is band
  • Massassi is the Black Man's* net. Stay away and prosper
  • Linux users are beyond redemption
  • Honor homework, studying, and work above all else
  • Get tons and tons of exercise
  • Meditate twice a day


Meditation
  • 6:00 meditation: Clear your mind for 5 full minutes. Then meditate for 20 minutes on what your goals for the day. Do a five minutes warm down.
  • 22:00 meditation: Clear your mind for 5 full minutes. Then mediate for 20 minutes on what you've done during the day. Do a five minutes warm down.


Benefits
  • A clear mind
  • A physically fit body
  • 4.0 GPA
  • Good work ethic


*Black Man refers to the devil. No, I'm not racist. It's Puritan lingo.
2004-09-19, 9:22 PM #2
That's stupid, and the word is 'banned.'
2004-09-19, 9:23 PM #3
It's a pun...

Yeah... this post is mostly directed toward myself, being a lazy an irresponsible loaf.
2004-09-19, 9:24 PM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
That's stupid, and the word is 'banned.'
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2004-09-19, 9:27 PM #5
*sigh* And to think, I was wondering why I was drifting away from Massassi.
Democracy: rule by the stupid

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