Welcome.


Onions?

hallo!

we've been waiting for you!

Hello and welcome

Hi. You won't like me.

That is all.

I don't like you, Thrawn 42689.

(omg... I got the right nubmers, but in the wrong order. That's the first time I've even come CLOSE to remembering them... This depresses me greatly.)

HA! Now I have a legitimate reason for dislikeing you. You depress me. I don't like you.

Welcome to Massassi

OK... that's just creepy.

Hey, that was the best reply yet.

And phoenix...I like you.

Of course you do. Who DOESN'T like me?

Was that a rhetorical question?

Smash Brothers, eh? What characters do you play? I'm usually, Ganondorf, Samus, or Captain Falcon, and sometimes Peach and Falco. If only the game was online. Then we could have some kind of Massassi Smash Brothers tournament.

Howdy.

Ey up!

(Obligatory Northern English Greeting)

...and for you, a dancing Mario!

My favorite character in Smash Brothers is a toss up between three. I like Kirby, Samus, and Yoshi but I don't mind playing as Bowser or Doctor Mario.

Thanks for all the warm welcomes and funny pictures guys. You're all really nice, a quality that seems to be more and more lacking on the internet these days.

Hey. Welcome, have a drink, make yourself at home, and don't feed the trolls.

Try to enjoy your stay.

hi new

Hiya there! Welcome to massassi. Enjoy the stay, and please keep all limbs inside the ride at all times. Thank you!

Oh yeah... and don't get too close to Seb when he's playing guitar. His hand has been known to burst into flames.

Hey there, welcome to massassi. Hope you have fun

A warm welcome to you, Yoshi. This forum is like no other... And the people aren't kidding about your soul, either... I think I'll be leaving for good after I recover the last soul that was stolen from my collection when I entered. I feel sorry for all the other people that have only their own souls in their possession; they usually are stuck here forever, as their lives spiral down into the abyss, and they flail helplessly against this obscure portion of society that traps them.

Oh, and be warned: this forum is where the geeks really lurk. Watch out for threads on debates going nowehere, polls on complete nonesense, bizzare pictures (courtesy of Adobe Photoshop, among other programs), and posting (really ugly) pictures of each other, among other "post your..." threads.

On the plus side, Massassi is possibly one of the best sources of "friends who know these things". Don't be afraid to post a topic asking a question; while 60% of the responses will be derogatory, don't worry; most of those posts will be edited by the administrators into rather embarrasing comments about the poster, and the other 40% of the replies will be helpful to varrying degrees, depending on how close the subject is to each of our specialties.

Perhaps we should post them, so that everyone can know who to ask about what...

1) Hi.

2) I can't be arsed to post the Geebix stuff. Sue me.

3) Don't ask me about anything, because I suck.

4) We're all warm and friendly. Most of the time.

5) I ate'nt ugly.

6) I can't spell "ain't."

Since my post was in the background i thought it was made after i insulted farscape... but oh well

Welcome!!!

We have your soul now!

It was on the Farscape thread.

You don't count.

:p

omq, Thrawn we love you!!!

It wasn't you, but SAJN when he extensively bashed it. Because he is lame.

Don't forget: Kill SAJN if you ever get a chance. God knows everyone else wants to :p

These threads are always so cheesy...

Bienvenidos.

... I completely FAIL to see how anyone can bash Farscape.

Now, I'm no fan of the show, heck, I can't even really stand to watch it all of the time, but what they've done is DAMNED impressive.

The makeup, costumes, sets, and puppetry is quite frankly, incredible. And I'd expect nothing less from something out of Henson Studios. Those people can do absolutely INCREDIBLE work, and do on a regular basis.

Farscape OWNS just because of Henson Studios and the work they do. Anyone who says otherwise is a bloody moron and has ZERO respect for good special effects.

Welcome

Hail to thee, champion!

Howdy Ho!

Just don't get gbk started on ms and you'll be fine.

Oh i love these threads. *opens soul closet and tosses yet another in*

Ian wins.

hmm...

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Microsoft is the worst!

*begins stopwatch*

Greetings, Newcomer!

Only one thing to remember: Razz GBK about anything and everything every time you get the chance, and you'll be just fine.:D