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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Never eat french fries...
Never eat french fries...
2004-09-20, 3:37 PM #1
... and breathe at the same time.

I got about half a french fry lodged in my nasal cavity, then when I sneezed it shot somewhere into my open computer case. DAMNIT.
2004-09-20, 3:37 PM #2
Bwahahahahahahaha!!! *points and laughs*
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2004-09-20, 3:38 PM #3
Are you okay?
2004-09-20, 3:38 PM #4
rofl, i cant wait until you find that a mouse has been nibbling at it and nibbled through your wires
nope.
2004-09-20, 3:39 PM #5
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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2004-09-20, 3:39 PM #6
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHa. that sucks for you.
2004-09-20, 3:54 PM #7
I just spat tea at my laptop you git. (at least it was just tea this time...;))
2004-09-20, 4:01 PM #8
Seriously, how the hell did you manage that? Now do it again with a camera rolling so we can see it.
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2004-09-20, 4:04 PM #9
I thought that this thread was going to reveal something new and deadly was about their already-detrimental food value. :)
2004-09-20, 4:05 PM #10
I thought it was going to be something like "through a straw".
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2004-09-20, 5:26 PM #11
What happens if you use a straw?
2004-09-20, 5:30 PM #12
At least you're okay, right? A french fry should be very conspicuous and easy to find inside your computer case....unless your french fry is the color of your motherboard and stuff.
2004-09-20, 5:32 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Cloud
At least you're okay, right? A french fry should be very conspicuous and easy to find inside your computer case....unless your french fry is the color of your motherboard and stuff.


It /was/ his nasal cavity...
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2004-09-20, 5:35 PM #14
And of course, the first thing he does is post this event on Massassi.
2004-09-20, 5:37 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Cool Matty
And of course, the first thing he does is post this event on Massassi.


Well I was already here....
2004-09-20, 5:57 PM #16
Ok kids, point and laugh... ;)
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2004-09-20, 8:53 PM #17
*save thread*

I laughed hard when I read your post, Mikus. I apologize if I seem to be ignoring your wellness, but that is just really funny! :D
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2004-09-20, 9:09 PM #18
This reminds me of the time I sneezed while eating a Skittle, and it popped out of my nose.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-09-21, 10:00 AM #19
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Originally posted by gbk
Ok kids, point and laugh... ;)


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2004-09-21, 12:32 PM #20
Why did you do that!!!!!

Btw:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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2004-09-21, 3:40 PM #21
Yeah, I got a fry there once too. That was the oddest feeling I've ever had. I just kept snorting (like when you're gonna hock a loogie or something) and it finally came out.
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2004-09-21, 3:44 PM #22
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2004-09-21, 3:47 PM #23
Olympic fry-schnarfing, anyone?
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2004-09-21, 8:54 PM #24
rolf hahahaha:D :D , i did that once too but it turned out it was a fly in my nose:eek:
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2004-09-21, 9:10 PM #25
The other day I was trying to fit the whole fy in my mouth at the same time. Other than looking very suggestive, it caused me to gag a couple times.

But I gotta get used to it!
2004-09-22, 5:42 AM #26
HAHAHA... Way to go... :D :D :D

Hehe... It's so funny...
2004-09-22, 6:51 AM #27
You poor thing... At least it wasn't Coca Cola. Ever burped and had your mouth shut tight? THAT STINGS!!! HECK! Coca Cola up your nose! YEAOUCH!

I'll tell you something very annoying. I had a cold, and I got some food stuck in my through, so I coughed. Then it ended up in my nose, so I snorted it down. Went down the wrong way and so I coughed it back up into my nose!

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2004-09-22, 7:01 AM #28
Here, have some mustard with that.
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2004-09-22, 10:04 AM #29
well dont try to eat fries thru your nose...
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2004-09-22, 1:54 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Edward
You poor thing... At least it wasn't Coca Cola. Ever burped and had your mouth shut tight? THAT STINGS!!! HECK! Coca Cola up your nose! YEAOUCH!

I'll tell you something very annoying. I had a cold, and I got some food stuck in my through, so I coughed. Then it ended up in my nose, so I snorted it down. Went down the wrong way and so I coughed it back up into my nose!

/Edward
Yes, it does (it happened to me at school once, except I was lauging at a joke :o)

Try a grain of rice with hot sauce on it... That's happened to me twice (while swallowing, I sneezed)
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2004-09-22, 2:02 PM #31
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2004-09-22, 2:48 PM #32
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2004-09-22, 3:06 PM #33
Once I somehow got a pea up my nose when I sneezed halfway through swallowing, it was a long and uncomfortable wait until the next sneeze.
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