I know this probably has been thuroughly canvased like 20 times before, but I ahvent read any and I wanted to know what you think.

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Jedi Outcast
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Officer: "You ever fired a blaster at a living target?"
Trooper: "Hahaha, all the time, I was the top womp rat hunter in my unit!"
Officer: "No, I mean a sentient being, something that could shoot back."
Trooper: "No, I guess I never have."
Officer: "You must be joking! How long has it been since you graduated?"
Trooper: "Over a year."
Officer: "What have you been doing all this time, looking the other way?!"
Trooper: "Never had a frontline assignment."
Officer: "The whole galaxy's the frontline now. We aren't waging a full scale
war here, we're hitting the Republic anywhere we can. So be prepared."
Trooper: "Yes sir!"
Officer: "Damn rookies, no wonder we're losing our entire Empire."

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I just love standing at the bottom of the lift there. then coming up. Suprising them, and killing the officer (without damage to self) to prove that hes a horrible shot.

Another One:

Trooper A: "These blaster rifles are going to be the end of us."
Trooper B: "Mine works fine!"
Trooper A: "Once you fight a blaster carbine you won't want to go back."
Trooper B: "What's the difference?"
Trooper A: "It's all in the feel and the kickback. You can't stay on target
with these things, you miss your first shot and you are lying on the ground
with a hole blasted through your armor."
Trooper B: "Well, we don't have to worry about that. This place is so far
removed from the core planets there's no way we're going to run into any
resistance."
Trooper A: "Keep talking like that and you're going to be the first man down
when something happens."

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I love to sit up in the vent listining to the exchange then come down and kill Trooper B first because he was so cocky.

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Star Wars
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Leia: "I love you"
Han: "I Know"

Darth Vader: "I am your father!"
Luke: "Noooooooo!"

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These because they are classics and I think that they are funny. I mean, how can Han know that Leia loved him? And how does luke not sense that Vader is his father earlier?

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My Favorite Characters are (In order of favoritism):
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1.)Luke Skywalker
2.)Chewbacca
3.)Han
4.)Stormtrooper
5.)Kyle
6.)Dessan
7.)Jan
8.)Imperial Officers
9.)Tavion
10.)Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Please post some qoutes, and please, please, dont flame me because this probably has been done so many times!

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BTW, I got the Stormtrooper qoutes from here Just to give all due credit to the author.

"beep beep"

It was R2-D2.

*obligatory Anakin sand quote*

I hate sand... it's so ... sandy.

"Do or do not. There is no try."

"Nowichiwa-ho"
- C3PO units in JK

"Doori- gonk"
-Gonks in JK

"Kyle was tougher than you!"
-Tavion

Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.

"Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
- Yoda

"The Dark Side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is."
- Yoda

"Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing."
- Yoda

"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is."
- Yoda

"Victory. Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has."
- Yoda

"Great warrior? Wars not make one great."
- Yoda

"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
- Yoda

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"
- Yoda

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda

"Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate, you will."
- Yoda

"When 800 years old you are, look as good you will not!"
- Yoda

MOTTI: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it!

VADER: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

MOTTI: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden fort...

[Suddenly Motti chokes and starts to turn blue under Vader's grip.]

VADER: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

TARKIN: Enough of this! Vader, release him!

VADER: As you wish.

"Listen to them! They're dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault! My poor master!" - 3PO

JediKirby

Ooby-Doob Scooby-Dooby Benubi

I think the traditional Vader quote from RotJ is very good:

"You don't know the power of the dark side, I must obey my master" is one of the best lines ever. Of course in addition to the already mentioned "I'm your father".

I doubt Lucas invented the "I'm your father" scene, it must be older, but every time I see some variation of it in a movie or a book, it always makes me think they are borrowing it from SW.

And of course the best line from Episode 1. The peculiarity is that the best quote from this movie is not in the movie itself, but in the TV teaser...
"Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear, fear is my ally."

"With the Force there are two paths, light and dark. One can choose, nothing in between.
One leads to a full life, no matter the years. Justice, knowlege and compassion are both endeavors and rewards.
The other is most assuredly a short path, that leads to untamed power. With nothing to earn it leads to a certain, solitary end.

One should choose wisely."
-Qu Rahn. Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight.

BH4H, that is possibly the best quote in a video-game ever. I remember getting all hard reading that, back in the day, before beating the whole game. I felt all jedi-e

JediKirby

that whole 'I know' thing was a mistake. Lucas thought it was funny, so added it in.

Not according to the new DVD that came out today - they couldn't get "I love you too" to work, so the director, whatever his name is, said to Ford, "Just don't think about, do whatever comes to you, and obviously, "I know" came out, and they decided it was much more 'in character' for Han, and then kept it.

/Geek for a day

I dont know how many of you have tried the link, but here it is to copy and paste it into your adress bar.
http://db.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/jedi_outcast_stormtrooper.txt



TODAY?! Where do you live?! It come out here tommorow the 21st!!! F U!!!

York (The original one ;)), England

It came out here today (20th) and was £20 cheaper than buying it tomorrow!

All good in da hood

Now this is gonna cost you a crate full of money which you don't have.

"Never trust a bartender with bad grammar." - Kyle Katarn

"TK-421 why aren't you at your post?"

"This is exactally what I needed!"
-- Kyle Katarn

Uncle Antaan: They're probably ask us to turn over our ship.
Ace's Brother: The way our luck's been going, that sounds about right.
Alliance Command: Vasudra, request you turn over command of your vessel.
Ace's Brother: I don't believe this.


Emkay: Aren't you all worried about me?
Ace's Sister: Of course, Emkay. You're expensive to repair.
Emkay: I will delete that remark from my memory banks.


...X-Wing Alliance.

I don't like sand. It's coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.

'Don't trouble yourself, Major. The freighter in question is currently docked in your number seven hanger bay.' - Pellaeon upon confronting 'Thrawn'`s imposter Flim
/me <3 Zahn

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. "

- Yoda

Sums up so much philosophy of the movie.

Trooper: "Alpha 956 reporting in. Situation normal."
Commlink: "......."
Trooper: "Yes, I'm there, but I don't see anything."
Commlink: "......."
Trooper: "Affirmative, visual scan identifies nothing. If you want more,
send a thermal scan team down here."
Commlink: "......."
Trooper: "Uh, no-n-no sir, I-I'm sorry sir, I'll continue to look around.
Alpha 956 out. Stupid know-it-all officer! How about you get into this armor
and try to see out of this damn helmet, then I'll sit around in my comfy office
and tell you how dumb and incompentant you are!"

ahhh the troopers...

1.) Troopers
2.) those "Rebel Scum"
3.) Han
4.) Chewie
5.) R2
6.) Lando
7.) Luke
8.) Obiwan (epi 1)
9.) Yoda
10.) Vader... or Dark Helmet (mmmmmmmmmm spaceballs)

"One less rebel."

-Stormtroopers, JK

"Deewannawanga."

-Bib Fortuna (the only pimp in Star Wars), RotJ

*Alien Gibberish*

- Alien.

Top 10 sexually Tilted Lines in the Movie THE PHANTOM MENACE:

1. At last we can reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
2. I've got some selling to do.
3. My parts are showing? My goodness!
4. My... My tongue... My tongue... I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
5. Patience, my blue friend.
6. You won this small toss, outlander!
7. Amazing! A short controlled thrust and he's back on course!
8. You mean I get to come with you on your starship!?
9. Deza comen!
10. Qui-Gon told me to stay in this cockpit and that's what I'm gonna do!

Top 10 sexually Tilted Lines in the Movie STAR WARS:

1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2. Look at the size of that thing!
3. Sorry about the mess...
4. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
5. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
6. You've got something jammed in here real good.
7. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
8. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
9. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
10. You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!

Top 10 sexually Titled Lines in the Movie THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:

1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
3. You must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like
that, huh kid?
4. That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.
5. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...
6. Control, control...You must learn control!
7. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
8. Size matters not...judge my by my size do you?
9. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!
10. Would it help if I got out and pushed?

Top 10 sexually Tilted Lines in the Movie: RETURN OF THE JEDI:

1. Rise my friend.
2. Move him into position!
3. Grab me Chewie! I'm slipping! Now, hold it there... gently now Chewie!
Almost... Almost!!!
4. I have felt him, my master.
5. Hey! Point that thing somewhere else!
6. I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something... rather
rash!
7. It's not going to hurt you! Look!
8. I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.
9. Hey Luke, Thanks for coming after me!
10. She's gonna blow!!

^^^ Hey, I'm still in high school and my maturity level is still higher.

I can't believe no one's listed the best quote ever.

"I have a bad feeling about this..." - Han Solo

Also, I concur with Cavey. TK421 is/was my favorite character from SW. After that, Obi Wan (ANH version). Everyone else sucks.

You forgot "THEY CAME FROM BEHIND!!"

Leia - "Be Careful!"
Han - "Hey...Its me! *big smile*"

I LOVE that qoute.

It was in the level on Jedi Academy where you visit the Jedi Burial Ground:

Merc 1: "You used to be a Stormtrooper?"
Merc 2: "Yeah, years ago. I hated it."
Merc 1: "What happened?"
Merc 2: "I was sick of taking orders. I jumped ship the first chance I got."
Merc 1: "Yeah. By the way, we were told to patrol the sector..."

Oxymoron at its best.

"This has *got* to be bad for my health *Battery acid sizzles in background*" -- Teh K man.

It's a trap!

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping! hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie! A little higher, just a little higher!"

hehehehehe

And, from the Sifl and Olly show:

"Beep bloop bloop bleep bleep blaaaargh!" - R2 Bacca

[saracasm] Good Job! [/sarcasm] - Obi-wan

"Laugh it up, fuzzball!" - Han


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Leia: I would just as soon kiss a wookie!

Han: I can arange that...

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I'm no jedi. I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a couple of questions.

"...force..."
-Everyone

I dunno it just gives me chills every time i hear it being said. Force, force, force

Then of course the funniest quote to come out of any game

"Please jedis not in the faces"
-Blue Bartender(with bad grammar)

"There's gotta be a better way to make a living..."
-KK

"Not another thing to fall from"
-KK

"Obi-wan Kenobi. Obi-wan. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time ... a long time..."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi

"When I left you, I was but the learner - now I am the master!"
-Vader

"There's 8T88's shuttle - that rust-bucket can't be far..."
-KK

"Hmm - 8T88's brain is heavier than I imagined..."
-KK


One line that I really do enjoy is this one: he still thinks everything is a game and not serious, and then gradually, the actor realises, joking aside, that he's actaully dying...

"HA-ha-ha-haa ... eughh.. ha.. heugh.. hee.... hee-ughhh..." *trail out and dies*
-Boc


-Jackpot

PS: You'd never guess which game I've started playing through again recently, would you...