A local radio station announced that the tap water had been contaminated with ... some strange sounding chemical... turned out to be a fancy name for WATER. They are getting in trouble because people got scared... nuts.

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...total madness.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Hehehe.

There was another dihydrogen monoxide contamination? This is getting out of hand

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

I think I heard about someone doing that last year as well...or was it the year before. Anyway, still a good one.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Dihydrogen Monoxide...
Thats some scary stuff man
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[This message has been edited by fishstickz (edited April 03, 2004).]

Dihydrogen Monoxide....man you die if you get it in your lungs. I mean, even a few drops can kill you. It's just THAT powerful.

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ROFL



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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

/me downs a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide

man, have I got a deathwish!!

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Do you have stairs in your house?

That's nothing. I shower with the stuff.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

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Pfffft.... I bake cookies with it.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

I even swim in it.

... why do you put water in your cookies?

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Baby Mama's Drama

Dont you?

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

i shoot people with the stuff

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wang is within all

I prefer dihydrogen monoxide bombs

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"With Great power comes great Responibility. Seems like the converse should be true as well. Now where the heck is my great Power?"

One of my radio stations said that they were taken over by Donald Trump (they're station is localized in Atlantic city), and that was pretty funny, but i think i like the dihydrogen monoxide thing better.

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"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW

Oh yeah? I'm 90% of the stuff:P

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"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

OMG drug addict

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