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I just did the oddest thing
2004-09-25, 6:35 PM #1
I needed a drink of water, and we had recently moved (I'm at my old house), so I asked my mom if we had any. I was half listening, and thought I heard her say "we have bottles in the car." So, I go down to the car, not thinking about the task at hand, and return upstairs. I'm walking towards the kitchen when I think "gee, I'm thirsty, where's my water?" Then, I look down, and I'm holding a roll of TOILET PAPER. Turns out the water was in the living room.

I still don't know why I picked up the toilet paper.
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2004-09-25, 6:41 PM #2
Odd indeed
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2004-09-25, 6:42 PM #3
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2004-09-25, 6:45 PM #4
I've done stuff like that before. I wake up in the middle of the night hungry. And smelly. I get undressed to take a shower, but instead, grab a peice of bread for toast, stuff into a glass, and put ice in it. I am about to put water in it when my mind goes "wait" i take the ice out, put the bread in the toaster, and go take my shower. Did all of this naked :o :eek:
2004-09-25, 6:46 PM #5
it sounds like you are not fully in controll of your facilities
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2004-09-25, 6:52 PM #6
you probably just had your mind on other things but with stinkywrix that's classic! that's hilarious haha
2004-09-25, 7:06 PM #7
So...wait.

What do you use when you're on the can? :eek:
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2004-09-25, 7:15 PM #8
He uses water bottles. Duh. :rolleyes:
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2004-09-25, 11:46 PM #9
I've done weird stuff like that before. This one time, I didn't even know what I had done until my mom told me the next day: I had gone into the kitchen to get a drink in the middle of the night, and apparently I put my empty glass into the refridgerator and left the pitcher of juice on the counter...

But Stinkywrix's story is most definitely the best.
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2004-09-26, 12:10 AM #10
Almost every time when I don't get enough sleep the night before, whenever I go to pour a glass of juice or something, I always come within a second of pouring myself a BOWL of juice, heh.
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2004-09-26, 12:14 AM #11
well they say memory is the first to go, you old fart, you.
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2004-09-26, 12:15 AM #12
You actually went outside.

That is odd.



Ha, I keeeed. ;)
2004-09-26, 1:59 AM #13
Heh, I remember those times when I get absent minded like that. Usually it happens when you are deep in thought and are trying to do something on "auto pilot" while you think. There has been times when I almost pour orange juice into a bowl of cereal, poured a glass of juice into a bowl, put some food into the freezer instead of the frig, went to the bathroom when I wanted to get something to eat, went to the kitchen when I needed to take a crap, etc. Quite funny when you finally stop yourself and realize what the hell you were doing, LOL.
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2004-09-26, 2:51 AM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by MadQuack
Almost every time when I don't get enough sleep the night before, whenever I go to pour a glass of juice or something, I always come within a second of pouring myself a BOWL of juice, heh.


Along those lines, i always make glasses of oatmeal on acident.>.>

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2004-09-26, 9:16 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkywrix
I've done stuff like that before. I wake up in the middle of the night hungry. And smelly. I get undressed to take a shower, but instead, grab a peice of bread for toast, stuff into a glass, and put ice in it. I am about to put water in it when my mind goes "wait" i take the ice out, put the bread in the toaster, and go take my shower. Did all of this naked :o :eek:


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2004-09-26, 9:20 AM #16
At least you didn't get your water from the toilet bowl!
2004-09-26, 9:26 AM #17
Every time I want to fetch some water or anything else from the cellar I go down the stairs but instead of turning left to the cellar I go right to my room...
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2004-09-26, 9:52 AM #18
Thank you for that critical information, kirby. :eek:
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2004-09-26, 10:02 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
So...wait.

What do you use when you're on the can? :eek:
I don't think the answer is appropriate for the forums.

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