Master Tonberry
Ronald McDonald in disguise
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I felt really bitter about them replacing the song at the end, because I really liked it. But after watching Return of the Jedi on DVD I must say that the new music isn't too bad at all. HOWEVER, the stupid Special Edition crap music in Jabba's palace sucks ***. The original was so much better and it flowed perfectly into the whole screaming dying whore thing. The new one sounds AND looks stupid.
In A New Hope, the Jabba scene is inconsistent with the Jabba in Return of the. The Jabba in Episode VI is a badass Alice in Wonderland caterpillar rip-off. The one in Episode IV is like that flower. It doesn't make sense that he's like "O Han my boy, I love it went you step on my tail" and then in VI he's like "No bantha poodoo, f--- you, no second chances b----".
Also, in Episode V, the scene they changed with the Emperor talking...the acting is REALLY bad. And the new dialogue is stupid.
EDIT: And another thing, the stupid Special Edition **** where the Sarlacc has a phallus squirming out of it makes no sense. If it's a creature that digests its food for a thousand years, why the hell would it have crap like that? It is obviously in no hurry to find food. Frankly, it is more badass as a hole in the ground.
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen