...can be funny.

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I was at a party, and a friend of mine (we'll call her Theresa) was playing around with a friend's cellphone. So I flip mine open (I'm completely in view of her, mind you) and call his phone.

"Oh, my God, Ted! You've got a call."

I hang up.

"****! I missed it!"

I call her again.

"Oh, my God! They're calling again!"

Hang up.

"What the ****?" She decides, at this point, to call me back. She could have quite easily heard my phone ringing, so I stick it in my pocket, flip it open slightly.

"Hello?" she says. "Shh! I can almost hear them!"

I hang up.

"God damn it! They hung up on me!"

I repeated this for about twenty minutes. My, what fun. She never figured it out until I told her.

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I was playing an X-Box with friends, and my friend (who was on his sixth shot of Jose Cuervo, I believe) handed me a controller. I said, "Gracias."

"Grenada," he said in reply. "I...mean...de nada." At this, he cracked up in a fit of drunken laughter.

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Drunk people can be fun to screw with. Oh, and I was completely sober in both of these instances.

SURE you were.

hehehe. nice

Toooo many stories.....Way too many. And at least 95% of them, I was drunk too...

One drunken evening, two of my rather intoxicated roommates decided to duke it out in the backyard.

Of course, being the civilized men we are in this house, each person chose a weapon prior to starting.


One roommate was equipped with a LotR replica sword.

The other, clad with a GUITAR!



It was the brawl of the century.

My roommate came home on friday night and decided to throw up all over or futon and carpeting. What fun.

It's things like that (and the fact that it's illegal) that made me decide to never drink.