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Ha. Best website ever.
2004-09-27, 1:11 PM #1
And it's probably been posted before, but oh well; I don't remember it.

http://www.juicycerebellum.com/disney.htm
[I should mention... language warning.]

Quote:
The Great Mouse Detective:
1.) If you look closely at his hat, you'll notice it's an exact replica of a vagina.


I knew it!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-09-27, 1:16 PM #2
what the...?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-09-27, 1:31 PM #3
People have too mcuh time on their hands
Pissed Off?
2004-09-27, 1:50 PM #4
Quote:
1.) In an ancient indian language, "hontas" means "really nice ***." Suddenly, Poke-a-hontas doesn't sound so nice, does it?

hehe:D
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-09-27, 1:52 PM #5
Heh, well, we knew Mr. Disney was a perverted evil megalomaniac... this should really come as no surprise.
Stuff
2004-09-27, 1:57 PM #6
Surely you jest! 'Tis but a lobster!
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-09-27, 3:45 PM #7
Except...pocahontas was real...
D E A T H
2004-09-27, 4:47 PM #8
WHAT?!
2004-09-27, 4:57 PM #9
Quote:
I only had about 400 hours to analyze these Disney movies, so I'm sure there's much, much more. I just hope that next time you pop up some popcorn, and slide in a Disney video, for your kids to "enjoy," you ask yourself: "what are my children watching here? Disney or porn?"

ONLY!?


Alice in Wonderland:
1.) Encourages kids everywhere to take lots of acid, and jump into holes.

So true...
2004-09-27, 5:04 PM #10
Too bad Alice In Wonderland isn't a drugbook, it's a satire.
2004-09-27, 5:09 PM #11
Quote:
3.) The bad girl is fat, not to mention a squid, making children believe that all fat people are bad (and have tentacles.)

What about Belle's dad in "Beauty and the Beast"? This was a rather amusing read to say the least....
2004-09-27, 5:11 PM #12
I love The Beaty and the Beast. It's my favorite Disney movie (excluding Pixar movies).
2004-09-27, 6:17 PM #13
THE ZOMBOCOM HAS YOU
Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
2004-09-27, 7:04 PM #14
Seems like a crappy Maddox knockoff.

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