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[swg joke thingie]
2004-09-28, 8:35 PM #1
http://www.leftcorner.com/swg/ff/ff6.htm

I just gained massive respect for SWG coders.

Massive language warning, of course.
D E A T H
2004-09-28, 8:40 PM #2
I love him.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-09-28, 8:45 PM #3
Wow...That takes guts.
2004-09-28, 8:45 PM #4
:mad:

stupid ingrateful twits.

they are the same as the people who ***** about centerlink messing up their life because they were overpaid and never told anyone or any other things where they don't think that it might just not be the fault of the programmers.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2004-09-28, 8:45 PM #5
This is why you don't let the coders do your PR stuff.
Life is beautiful.
2004-09-28, 8:48 PM #6
Its too bad this is fake. :( Because its pretty funny.
2004-09-28, 8:51 PM #7
I'm sure at least a few of the programmers feel this way though.
D E A T H
2004-09-28, 8:59 PM #8
lol
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-09-28, 9:10 PM #9
OMFG COINCIDENCE?!
D E A T H
2004-09-28, 9:14 PM #10
It's funny as it is, but it would be 10000000000 times funnier if it were real.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-09-28, 9:21 PM #11
I like the picture. :p
2004-09-28, 9:23 PM #12
Damn thats good.

But you gotta love when they protested in Theed and were being killed off left and right by the programmers.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-09-28, 9:32 PM #13
Quote:
Unfortunately we can not test to the level of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND concurrent users to see EVERY bug that may exist. Also some bugs require the "Moron Quotient". That's where you come in. Only morons could uncover some of this crap because right thinking people don't dismount their swoop while trying to call a pet going into a Krayt spawn with orange hotpants AND trying to compose a new email at the same time.


<3.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-09-28, 10:05 PM #14
That is the most godlike thing I have ever read.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-09-28, 10:28 PM #15
hehehe
Pissed Off?
2004-09-28, 11:02 PM #16
The last part of it sounds like my friend, Will. Especially the "you die last" bit.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2004-09-29, 2:02 AM #17
That was very funny indeed.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2004-09-29, 2:16 AM #18
Haha, awesome.
Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2004-09-29, 5:49 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
That is the most godlike thing I have ever read.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-09-29, 7:03 AM #20
"Moron Quotient."

I like that.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-09-29, 7:25 AM #21
The "suck me" part was pretty lame, I bet he was hoping someone would take the offer.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-09-29, 7:26 AM #22
i want to post "yah, i'd hit that" but then you people would think i missed the point.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-09-29, 7:42 AM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Suck me long, and suck me hard.


*insert lousy homophobe sex joke here*
2004-09-29, 8:31 AM #24
who changed the thread title?


Censorship sucks.
2004-09-29, 8:35 AM #25
Quote:
Last edited by Jaiph on 09-29-2004 at 11:17 AM


The topic wasnt appropriate for the forums.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-09-29, 9:43 AM #26
I thought it was mildly humorous... It would've been even funnier if it was true. Too many people have no respect for programmers... And they REALLY should: they can ruin the lives of those contemptable, computer-illeterate morons.

As for the "Moron Quotient"... I'll have to remember that.:)
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...

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