Like my women--shaken, not stirred.

Strong, with a little sugar in it.

I don't have a lunch break during the week so I grab 40ish ounces of coffee in the morning, lots of sugar and skim milk (cream is... gross) and grab a candy bar or something during a bathroom break at some point. That skim milk is my main source of calcium these days.

Used to have a friend who worked at a coffee shop (see Starbucks post) and we would mix up this drink before he got off work called a Moloko Plus. Of course it wasn't as much of a hallucenogen as its namesake, but it had a ton of honey and 6 shots of espresso. Makes my hands shake and my heart hurt just remembering those days. Good times.

tea... with sugar... like southern ammount of sugar, even in hot tea... especailly in hot tea... maby with limon depending on the tea it self.

With milk and a piece of chocolate. <3

"I like my coffee like I like my women - covered in BEES!"
Okay - how many Eddie Izzardisms left?

I'm more into tea atm - normally have that black. I'm drinking mostly Green Tea at work, and Ceylon tea at home - but only because that's the one that's open at the moment. I also like Earl Grey.
When I do have coffee, it's either quite weak and black, or "normal" strength with a bit of milk. Not cream.

The only coffee related product I like is Arby's jamocha milkshake. Delicious.

I don't drink coffee that often, but when I do, I usually add a light ammount of milk, a liberal ammount of sugar, and some straight cocoa. More or less, I make a mocha. Then there's the "sledgehammer" drink... I calculated the caffine contents of it, and it equates to roughly 1.4 gallons of "normal" strength coffee (which is actually stronger than most people have it)