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Pranks
2004-09-30, 2:05 PM #1
What are some non damaging pranks to pull on people that are good? My friend Chris and I have to go get some revenge on some people tonight (we did some last night) and need some ideas. So far here is what happened:

Last night we went to this girl's house we know at 2 am, and I rang the bell 7 times and tossed a slurpee on the door before leaving. Then we called by coworkers house from his cell phone and asked if his little brother was there. Finally we went to one guy's house and wrote on the back of his truck "Brittany Livingston is easy" (his psycho exgf) and "Pimpmaster Brad" and "His woman" on the driver/passenger side.

Tonight we are going to write Just Married on the back while tying coke cans to the bumper, and put soap duds in the bed of the truck so when it rains later tonight, it gets all soapy. Then we are going to the other guy's house and crack some eggs open on his truck and scramble them.

So, any other ideas for jokes to pull that aren't going to do damage to anything?
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2004-09-30, 2:13 PM #2
Eggs will **** up the paint on the truck. Don't do it.
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2004-09-30, 2:15 PM #3
Leave a car completely untouched except put a baloon over the exhaust - it explodes when the car starts :D

Phone people at 3am and when they answer ask them the time...

Put fake parking tickets on people's cars....

Order loads of pizza and give them the *prank receivers* address....




I could go on
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2004-09-30, 2:23 PM #4
Oxyonagon, the pizza one causes damages, and I can't do it.
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2004-09-30, 2:29 PM #5
We got used condoms in the mailbox once.. Didn't really know what to think of it.
2004-09-30, 2:41 PM #6
hmmm. I used to pull alot of pranks back in the day, they usually involved bombs. But now since I cleaned up my act I don't do that stuff anymore. Though a funny one would be to take a few paper towels and get them a smidge wet. Then pour lots of flower or baby powder on them. Roll em up, then chuck them at someone. Then scream anthrax and run. I'm not entirely sure what form anthrax comes in, but most people do not either.
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2004-09-30, 2:45 PM #7
Heh, during the whole antrax scare thing. I opened some of my moms mail, put some flour in the envelope ans sealed it again. Her reaction was pretty much "AHHHH!....wait, you ***."
Think while it's still legal.
2004-09-30, 2:49 PM #8
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Originally posted by gothicX
We got used condoms in the mailbox once.. Didn't really know what to think of it.


o_O

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2004-09-30, 2:51 PM #9
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Originally posted by gothicX
We got used condoms in the mailbox once.. Didn't really know what to think of it.


Thats disgusting.
2004-09-30, 2:51 PM #10
Heh, sorry about that.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-09-30, 2:59 PM #11
Sajn, you'd actually have to use them first.

ZING!
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2004-09-30, 3:14 PM #12
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Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Sajn, you'd actually have to use them first.

ZING!


Bwahahahaha!

You could... get all their clothes tailored about an inch too small in the chest so they look ridiculously metrosexual.

or the Great Billy Madison Flaming Dog Poo Bag.

"Haha! He called the **** 'poop!'"
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-09-30, 3:29 PM #13
You guys fail to realize what we have to do is under the cover of darkness. We can't go into there house and take there clothes or any of that stuff.

As for the eggs, we are going to pour soap into the guys truck and crack a few eggs open and leave them in the bed of the truck with the soap. Then draw sperm on his truck windows.
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2004-09-30, 3:30 PM #14
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Originally posted by THRAWN
You guys fail to realize what we have to do is under the cover of darkness. We can't go into there house and take there clothes or any of that stuff.



It would be the greatest prank of all! A fake robbery/hostage situation/clothes stealingness. Think about it.
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2004-09-30, 3:31 PM #15
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Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Sajn, you'd actually have to use them first.

ZING!


I think you're making a dangerous assumption, SAJN could well be one posh dude.
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2004-09-30, 3:46 PM #16
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Originally posted by Schming
It would be the greatest prank of all! A fake robbery/hostage situation/clothes stealingness. Think about it.


Just make sure your friends have a REALLY good sense of humor.
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2004-09-30, 3:50 PM #17
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Originally posted by SAJN_Master
Heh, during the whole antrax scare thing. I opened some of my moms mail, put some flour in the envelope ans sealed it again. Her reaction was pretty much "AHHHH!....wait, you ***."


That's not funny. That's just sick.
2004-09-30, 4:03 PM #18
You gotta remember it's SAJN's mom--she'd be expecting that.
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2004-09-30, 4:14 PM #19
Get some of those "pop-it" fireworks and line them around the rim of the toilet, then gently set down the seat. Next time somebody goes to sit down.....
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2004-09-30, 4:18 PM #20
Any situation can be funny, people just consider things taboo when death is involved. Laughter is THE BEST medicine. Maybe not for anthrax...but for like being sad...and stuff. >.> <.<. Bottom line: It isn't sick, it's pretty funny. Because my mom laughed about it afterwards, and so did my friends. So Blah you.

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Sajn, you'd actually have to use them first.

ZING!


THATS WHAT YER MOM SED LOLOLOLOLOMGLOL!!!....

I got nothin'....You P-izz-WND-izzled me.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-09-30, 4:30 PM #21
Sugar in the fuel tank, YARR
2004-09-30, 4:40 PM #22
Print off a check-like paper, and write it out as 4,000 dollars. Leave the 'To' blank. Write a letter where a guy is sending his old dying father his last 4000 dollars to save his life. Also write that the father can just write in the hospitals name in the 'to' list. Include no return adress, and perhaps a reason in the letter, like he's moving, or something. Place this letter in their mailbox.

Now, make a phone-call to their house (Try to be a cop) and ask if they've heard anything about a missing 4000 dollars. See how they respond. Make it sound like it could be anyone on their block, so that they wouldn't be investigated if they lied.

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2004-09-30, 4:42 PM #23
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Originally posted by Mikus
Sugar in the fuel tank, YARR


that causes a s***load of damage to the engine, so no, not a good idea.
2004-09-30, 5:19 PM #24
I said it twice already, and I am going to say it once more.

I CAN NOT do ANYTHING that will cause property damage to the vehicles. I can not break into there house and steal there clothes. The fake check and condom one could work.
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2004-09-30, 5:19 PM #25
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Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Now, make a phone-call to their house (Try to be a cop) . . .



Not a good idea, even calling pretending to be a cop is illegal. Some teens from my old highschool had criminal charges brought against them in court for prank calls in which they pretended to be cops

Edit: typo
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2004-09-30, 5:49 PM #26
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Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
that causes a s***load of damage to the engine, so no, not a good idea.

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2004-09-30, 6:00 PM #27
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Originally posted by Overlord
On Mythbusters they proved this to be false.


Judge Judy proved it to be true so there!

No damage eh? How about pouring gasoline on them and cover them in matches, then put them in a room with sandpaper walls? MNUWAHHAWHAHWHAWHAWA!!!one
2004-09-30, 7:09 PM #28
Put ballony on the car, when he tries to take it off the paint comes right off with it, hehe:D
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2004-09-30, 8:18 PM #29
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Originally posted by Ewoklover
Put ballony on the car, when he tries to take it off the paint comes right off with it, hehe:D


Property damage.

Are you people blind? Besides we already thought that. If the guy continues to harass my friend then yes, we will do that. And by that, we won't do it.
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2004-09-30, 8:22 PM #30
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Originally posted by THRAWN
As for the eggs, we are going to pour soap into the guys truck and crack a few eggs open and leave them in the bed of the truck with the soap. Then draw sperm on his truck windows.


You know in that case the owner has every right to shoot you, right?

Even if he doesn't, if you really do that you should be shot. People who do that in general should be drug out and shot. Not with a basic gun, why put'em out of their misery? No. Shoot'em with paintballs filled with peroxide. Maybe it'll stop the infection that they are.
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2004-09-30, 8:24 PM #31
Spraypaint on their home, take a baseball bat to their windows, tie their dog up in a plastic bag and chuck it in the nearest river, slash their tires, call 911 repeatedly from their telephone, pour salt all over their lawn, take a sledgehammer to their driveway and sidewalk, set their home on fire, stand near the exit and shoot anybody who comes out with an AK-47.
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2004-09-30, 8:27 PM #32
Jedigreedo, you realize this guy was STALKING[/i] my friend, convinced they were dating? And because he is a minor, I can't exactly have a talk with him because the kid seems to have a temper problem, and if he punches me, I could go to jail.

And the guy got grounded for a week for the phone call.

Freelancer, why not just kill them and forget that ****? After all once they die, its useless to destroy everything.
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2004-09-30, 8:29 PM #33
If he has a sidewalk leading to his front door or wahtever, or he has a porch, take a crap on the middle of the sidewalk, he'll be like "OMG BIG PHREAKING DOG!!!'
2004-09-30, 8:36 PM #34
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Originally posted by Freelancer
Spraypaint on their home, take a baseball bat to their windows, tie their dog up in a plastic bag and chuck it in the nearest river, slash their tires, call 911 repeatedly from their telephone, pour salt all over their lawn, take a sledgehammer to their driveway and sidewalk, set their home on fire, stand near the exit and shoot anybody who comes out with an AK-47.


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2004-09-30, 8:54 PM #35
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Originally posted by Freelancer
Spraypaint on their home, take a baseball bat to their windows, tie their dog up in a plastic bag and chuck it in the nearest river, slash their tires, call 911 repeatedly from their telephone, pour salt all over their lawn, take a sledgehammer to their driveway and sidewalk, set their home on fire, stand near the exit and shoot anybody who comes out with an AK-47.


I'm not sure spraypaint counts as "non-damaging."
2004-09-30, 8:57 PM #36
I don't think any of that counts as non-damaging...
2004-09-30, 9:05 PM #37
I dont think you get sarcasm (Thrawn42689 does). Freelancer actually read the thread and noticed I kept saying "NON DAMAGING" so he said everything you can do that is damaging out of sarcasm. Now I ruined it.
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2004-09-30, 9:08 PM #38
TP!!! i mean come on. ceran-rap the car doors shut plus vasaline the underside of the handles. if you can get inside the car, put baby powder in the air conditonar vents, and the deforst vent. Side walk chalk for writing things on pavement, like "ownage" (hope it doesent rain for a few days), and lets see, get it all on film.
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2004-09-30, 9:10 PM #39
You are an evil, evil young lady.
2004-09-30, 9:13 PM #40
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Originally posted by Elana14
TP!!! i mean come on. ceran-rap the car doors shut plus vasaline the underside of the handles. if you can get inside the car, put baby powder in the air conditonar vents, and the deforst vent. Side walk chalk for writing things on pavement, like "ownage" (hope it doesent rain for a few days), and lets see, get it all on film.


I love you.

Vasaline, check

Side walk, check

Thats all we can do. The seran wrap will be hard. We have to do all of this in under 5 minutes because the dude parks his truck in front of his house in front of windows. Plus the neighbors across the street do the same. So we gotta run up, do it and get the heck out of there like Ninjas.

After thinking about this, I decided to put the vaseline on his windows and door handle. That way when he washes it off, its hard to come off, and then the soap in the back appears.
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